Quick. Who believes the end of the world is on the 21st?

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   Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years ago

   When are these lunatics going to stop thinking like superstitious  primitives?

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      Emile Rposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      To answer your question concerning that group of lunatics. May 22nd.

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         Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         It's a long weekend. Can't you put in a word for moving it to Tuesday? It's supposed to be sunny too. I was looking forward to it after all this damned rain we have been having.

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            Emile Rposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I think that's doable. I believe their calculations hinge on the day the ark was launched. All I need to do is convince them they forgot to take into account leap years, blue moons and the apocalypse averted in'76. That should buy the rest of us a few days.
            
            It shouldn't be hard to convince them. It appears that they will believe anything. But it'll have to be late afternoon on Tuesday. I have a luncheon engagement I would prefer to keep.

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               Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Tuesday afternoon then. I'll play the Moody Blues tune by the same name while I watch people float to heaven. Thanks.

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      IntimatEvolutionposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      great question

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      CollBposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Well, that date made me sit up and wonder.
      
      Still had to take a family member to the dentist today though and 2 fillings were had and we're still here so hopefully we're not living in the aftermath of the end times.
      
      However as far as I know, if we knew the exact date the Lord was returning to claim victory over Satan, we'd all prepare!

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   Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

   
   
   Tell The Truth:
   
   Wanna Get Down and get dirty with my superstitions Big Boy?

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      Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Sure. Wanna tell me what they are?

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      Karandaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Ooh, nice to see you back in the forums.

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         Pearldiverposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Eh Karanda!
         
         Thanks for the nice welcome...
         
         It is 6.15am Saturday morn in God'sOwn New Zealand... and the sparrow farts Are Not Earthquakes or Thunder on the horizon... they are merely.. Dirty Little Birds!!!

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   nell79posted 12 years ago

   If it does end on Saturday, I guess I don't have to worry about weeding all my flower beds!

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      Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Well, unless you get raptured there will probably be at least one more growing season before the end. But be kind to the weeds. They are definitely not being raptured so they need a break.

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   CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

   If the world does end on that day it will be pure coincidence!

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      Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Really? I'm an atheist. But if I see people floating to to heaven on Saturday the first thing I will think will not be that it's a coincidence. I'll think someone slipped LSD into my drink. lol...

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         CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Well everything comes to an end, even planets!  Though I doubt that this one is getting a red card this weekend. Also depends if they mean the planet being destroyed or the end of the human race - not the same thing at all. Planet Earth can do very well without us!

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            Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            That's the thing. They always say it is going to end but what they mean is that it's going to start. The end for Christians is never an end, just a beginning.
            
            Predictions say that after the end of the world us atheists and other sinners will still be alive down here in a kind of hell on earth with the zombies till Jesus comes and renews the earth. I think it's then that we all get flung into the pit.
            
            But. Buddhists predicted a third world war first and then a thousand years of peace. After that it's anybodies guess.
            
            And it can't end now because we still have 2012 to look forward to according to the Mayans.
            
            I wonder what Jesus will do about the sun going red giant in a few billion years?

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   nell79posted 12 years ago

   I actually saw a news story that this all orriginated with an 89 year old minister who thought it was going to end in the 90s, but it turns out his math was a little off that time.
   
   I hate it when that happens!

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      Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      It can't end. The Maple leafs haven't won a Stanly Cup yet. When that happens or hell freezes over, it'll be the end of the world for sure.

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         Beelzedadposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         No worries, the Nucks are well on their way to winning their first.

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            Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Is that a prediction?

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               Beelzedadposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Yeah, but we lost the cup in '95 by one goal. The Nucks have a bad habit of letting the big ones get away. However, they've never looked so good or played so well. They man-handled and disposed of the Sharks last night, it was a sight to see.

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                  Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  I hope you are right. It is only fitting that a Canadian team wins,.The Senators have done the same  thing to me for years now. But at least the world won't end. It'll just be a better place.

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   Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

   The world actually ended yesterday
   
   I got a click on Adsense... as foretold in all the ancient religious texts

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      CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      So is Google now going bankrupt? Surely, that would be the end of the world. LOL! Greek One broke the Google Bank

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      Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      S**t. I missed it. Where are the Zombie parties?

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      Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

   I've got my bags packed and 3/4 of my stuff given away already, Slarty!   I've only got till Saturday too.  Shoot, I better get on the ball!

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      Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      If anyone will be raptured it's you. Put in a good word for me when you see the big guy. Tell him I can't help not believing in him. He made me this way.
      
      My mother shocked me today. I see her every week when I do groceries for her. We were talking about this rapture thing. and she told me she actually prays to god not to send her to heaven if the rest of her family isn't going. She'd rather be with us.
      
      Damn if that didn't make me feel like I should repent. lol...

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         Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Love it - a mother's prayers never go unanswered.   So, wherever we wind up in the end (unless it's just a big nowhere/nothing) I think you can be assured that you'll be together with your family. 

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   sabrebIadeposted 12 years ago

   I live in a small town in southern PA and we have an electronic billboard beside one of the main roads here in town.
   Yesterday I went by it and so help me there was a "Judgement Day May 21st!" message on it.
   That kinda freaked me out that even in a very small town like this you are seeing it.
   Even more creepy?
   When I posted this, there were 21 posts on this thread!
   ::cue Twilight Zone theme::

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      Donna Suthardposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Its not happening!! i wouldn't let it concern you!

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   Disappearingheadposted 12 years ago

   Old Brother Camping is not the only one.
   
   http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

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      Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I was out in the Vancouver Streets last night whooping up with a huge crowd over Canuck big win.
      
      Then this bible thumping gang from Seattle came scaring everybody on the street about the end the world on May 21st.
      
      American with do anything to prevent us from winning the Stanley Cup even with a blame Canada attitude

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         Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Are all the atheists on Hub pages Canadian? lol.... It shouldn't shock me. Go Vancouver go.!

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    Home Girlposted 12 years ago

    So now even God will be unemployed.
    

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       Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe God will employ the Jews to smile down on hell. Even Satan who invented job, won't get fired but (kick in the butt) will get promoted to over 100 billion served

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       Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       

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    SoftCornHippoposted 12 years ago

    I've been waiting anxiously to see what my final destination will be - and now that it is so close I realize there is no way to prepare for judgement day - if it truly exists.  I've always thought these things are more like metaphors for teachings, in other words "Live life AS IF you will be judged at the end and you will be good, kind, courageous, generous and compassionate and have nothing to worry about - either way" 
    
    of course, I haven't done so, and expect to get a lot of punishment  - IF!  See you there!

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    Home Girlposted 12 years ago

    Hope, I am not going to stuck in traffic between hell and heaven, hate waiting!

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       CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe we should pack sandwiches LOL!

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    Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

    the NHL season is over until the Fall...
    
    everyone move on
    
    GO LEAFS GO

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       Beelzedadposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       ... something about a river in Egypt...

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Classic case of "if I do, I'm damned and if I don't, I'm damned". 

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    earnestshubposted 12 years ago

    We in Australia and New Zealand are going to die when exactly?
    
    It is 4.47 in the afternoon of Friday the 20th in Melbourne Australia. Where was the date worked out from?
    
    
    Help me out with this...... am I dead yet?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Well earnest, if you are in Australia, aren't you already in heaven?

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          CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          So are the 'Rapture parties' already over in Australia? Did you stay or did you go Earnest?
          
          Seems like there is nothing like a bit of death and destruction to get the Evangelicals partying and the more godforsaken amongst us never need an excuse to have a good time:
          
          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … quake.html
          
          I think that the guy who is offering pet insurance to those who expect to be raptured and need somewhere to look after their pets left here on earth is very enterprising!

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             earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Being one of those lower than low non believers I am still here.
             
             Not a big topic here as far as I know.

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                Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                earnest, I was going to send you an email to see how you fared.    We've got just over four hours to wait on our end - I told Slarty to give me a call and check things out!

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             Amanda Severnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             
             
             I just read the Daily Mail link. Incredible how this thing has spread.I wonder what will happen on Sunday when these guys wake up 'unraptured'?

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                aka-djposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                They will just shift dates to the "updated" one.

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                   Amanda Severnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   Maybe if they keep switching dates, they'll eventually get lucky!!!!

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                      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                      Camper already got lucky!
                      So far he has made many millions from it.
                      
                      I guess some will be wanting a refund, but not a bad little earner all the same!

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                Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                They should consider that they are all going to hell with the rest of us and leave it at that. They were right. God took what he wanted. It wasn't them. lol....

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          earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          It is pretty good here. I just got back from the supermarket. Prices are very high for food items though.

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    LittleFairyposted 12 years ago

    I find it silly to believe in such stuff, natural disasters have always taken place and would continue but that dosen't signify the end. This is just another scam taking advantage of people's fear.

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    Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

    One thing is for certain...
    
    if the world does end on the 21st, a large group of Hubbers will put the blame on Obama

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    Karandaposted 12 years ago

    Okay, it's already the 21st here in Australia. Nineteen minutes in and all looks good. If the world ends will we know about it before everyone else does?

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       Amanda Severnposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       We're counting on you to give us advance warning!

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          Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Karanda
          
          I always wanted to see the horny 7 headed red dragon and where the earth spreads apart into flaming volcanoes’.
          
          Could you film it on your cell phone and let us see it before you go, by then, I will start repenting.

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             Karandaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             So sorry to disappoint Castlepaloma but 6:00 pm has come and gone and ne'er a horny 7 headed red dragon in sight. I will keep you posted though in case we catch a glimpse of the nigh before you do!

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                Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                No Red dragon, No Repenting.
                
                It goes to show you , nobody, no lawyer, no greedy rich man, no politician  can hold a candle to the BS stories of a clergyman

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       sabrebIadeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       No.
       I'm assuming this guy made his predictions for the USA, knowing that it's "The Chosen Land" and all other countries, date lines etc don't count.
       Since the Bible was written in the Middle east, I would assume it would be based on their times, but you know America takes precedence, being the only Christian country in the world. 
       
       I'll hold up my sarcasm sign just in case anyone took that seriously.

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    Beelzedadposted 12 years ago

    We're having an "End of Earth" party on Saturday night with a full band, several blenders running and building margaritas.
    
    Has anyone tried the new honey flavored Jack Daniels yet?

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       Disturbiaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Great, I'm having mine tonight complete with DJ, strippers, and all the booze you can drink.  I seriously hope the cops come to shut us down, of course I've invited just about the whole town so I'm sure some of them will be there.  I gave my employees the day off and they are all invited to the party so I fully expect not to see anyone at work tomorrow.

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Well damn and blast - I maxed out all the cards and had the party and it is THE day and nothing happened so far

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    sabrebIadeposted 12 years ago

    Ooops!
    I was wrong!
    "Camping, interviewed on a radio station recently, said the rapture will happen at exactly 6 p.m. Saturday. But it will happen timezone by timezone, meaning the first round of rapturing will happen at 6 p.m. in the International Dateline at 180 longitude. (That’s between Pago Pago, American Samoa and Nuku’alofa, Tonga.)"
    http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/20 … d-camping/

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    Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

    What Absolute BS... How sad that they don't even know were in the world 6 pm occurs first
    
    It is NZ - in the Chatham Islands actually... which are No Where NEAR that Chosen spot!
    
    How sad there are such serious issues with the water in certain places in the world... it seems to react badly with their medication!

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    Disturbiaposted 12 years ago

    I'll have to make sure I get all those bodies floating up to heaven on video.

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       Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Camping heh,
       
       I'll bring the hot dogs, marshmallow and pot. We won't need any fire wood there will be plenty of fire that surround us. When the time comes, I'll bow down to where my ass is and kiss it good bye.
       
       Last chance, anybody wants to sell me their land for very cheap, like right now?

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    sabrebIadeposted 12 years ago

    Well right now it's 8:01 am in Chatham Islands....

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    brimancandyposted 12 years ago

    I hope not! I am hoping to party memorial day weekend, and have reservations for Mardi Gras!! That would suck!!

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    kerrygposted 12 years ago

    The World Clock says it's already the 22nd in Canberra, Sydney, and Brisbane - any Aussies still up and willing to report? Or have y'all been Raptured?

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       Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Nop. Retard lives in California. That means he has adjusted his calculations t0 Pacific time, which means the rapture won't happen till 9 pm Eastern in Canada and the US, depending on who does and who does not observe daylight savings time.
       
       To be safe, the celebrations can begin around 10pm Eastern. I know that means it Australia and the like get an extra day. You should all consider  yourselves lucky for it. .

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          Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Oh yeah. nine hours left till the end of the world. Breaking news: God told me only the atheists are getting raptured. They are the only ones who weren't greedy and who didn't pester him about being included.
          
          I'm beginning to feel lighter already.

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          Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Just to add, it will happen 10:30 Newfoundland time
          
          I can hear all the jokes tomorrow

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             Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Shouldn't he be arrested for fraud? He bilked people out of thousands of dollars and he's done it more than once. It should be illegal to scare the poor and idiotic into departing with their money on false pretenses. And of course it is. But not when it is a religion that is doing it, it seems.
             
             Are going to a Zombie party at 11 pm?

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                Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                He should be arrested for stupidity first, then fraud and all the rest.  He's a moron.
                
                Can I come to the party?!?!?  I love Zombies!
                
                

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                   Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   Absolutely. Unless you are raptured. In which case you might get permission if you ask An really nice.

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                      Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                      Well, if I am raptured, I won't show.  If not, I love Zombies AND parties, so it's on!  And, no need to worry, I have a long, long, long list of things I intend to ask once I get upstairs.
                      
                      

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          sabrebIadeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          If he said that then Camping is tap-dancing already because...
          
          "Camping, interviewed on a radio station recently, said the rapture will happen at exactly 6 p.m. Saturday. But it will happen timezone by timezone, meaning the first round of rapturing will happen at 6 p.m. in the International Dateline at 180 longitude. (That’s between Pago Pago, American Samoa and Nuku’alofa, Tonga.)"
          http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/20 … d-camping/
          
          So it should already be in full swing.

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             Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             It is. But so few are going no one has missed them yet. Call up your police station and ask if there were any missing persons reports so far,. I'll bet there were and  there will be more.

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                Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                Call my home phone around 7pm your time, Slarty.  If no one answers, you'll know for sure!
                
                

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                   Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   Ok. and the same goes for you. If you don't get my call by 7:15 you will know Christianity has had it all wrong. The atheists are the ones he wants. That's why he had to wait till now to get enough of us to fill his quota.

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                      Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                      That is not fair , he want most of us in Hell

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                         Slarty O'Brianposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                         For hell, not in hell. You will get your uniform and instructions when you get to heaven. Seems the Christians Jews and Muslims have been following a fallen god: the one who said to his followers that he is the only god.
                         
                         Don't worry. Hell is only a place where they all get deprogrammed. "An" (the real father of all the gods) needs us to help coordinate the masses and guide them to where they need to be.
                         
                         On the other hand, Yahweh is in big trouble.
                         
                         You will get farther instructions at 11 pm  Newfoundland time.

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                            Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                            You mean, another form of sheep herding
                            
                            When do I get to sing my lifetime song?
                            
                            I did it my way.

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