last night god prooved to me that i am jesus reborn what do i do?

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  1. Messenger_of_god8 profile image61
    Messenger_of_god8posted 14 years ago

    last night god prooved to me that i am jesus reborn what do i do?

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    T-Schultzposted 14 years ago

    Learn to capitalize proper nouns and the beginning of sentences.

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  3. The Grey Wolf profile image61
    The Grey Wolfposted 14 years ago

    Seek out your nearest psychiatric facility and await further orders from the devine.

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  4. Marcus D Mays profile image61
    Marcus D Maysposted 14 years ago

    Stop drinking that Jack Daniels! Stay off the druggs! And seek HELP quick!

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  5. evolutoon_com profile image59
    evolutoon_composted 14 years ago

    Hide from the Romans. Oh and don't return any of Judas's phonecalls. Even if he owes you money.

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  6. Hi-Jinks profile image62
    Hi-Jinksposted 14 years ago

    See a doctor and touch no one.
    If you were Jesus, you would already know. That is the proof.

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  7. topgunjager profile image61
    topgunjagerposted 14 years ago

    Now you know why Jesus was killed, if you were there and Jesus claimed to be who he is you'd find it ridiculous too=)

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  8. goldenpath profile image67
    goldenpathposted 14 years ago

    Firstly, this would not happen.  He already has a body of flesh and bone and shall not be "reborn".  Second, if you were Him you would not ask the question because you would already know. 

    I will not judge you, your question or even your "revelation".  In answer to your question I would just suggest to go forth - and do what is right!

    Interesting question!

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  9. fizzylift profile image61
    fizzyliftposted 14 years ago

    Be careful. Jesus had some serious hang ups. (pun intended)

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  10. the pink umbrella profile image73
    the pink umbrellaposted 13 years ago

    kudos for your joke. but seriously, do you really need attention that bad?

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  11. dabeaner profile image59
    dabeanerposted 13 years ago

    It appears that this happened some months ago.  How is that delusion working out for you, along with all the others?

    Did that particular "proof" occur during a nocturnal emission (if you are male) or "achieving a glow" when you were riding a pillow (if you are female) during sleeping?  Maybe that explains the cries, heard world-wide, of "Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus...!"

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