If someone at Wal-Mart casts a spell on me because I beat them to the empty chec

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  1. ryancarter profile image61
    ryancarterposted 13 years ago

    If someone at Wal-Mart casts a spell on me because I beat them to the empty checkout line, should I

    Point at them and laugh hysterically, inform them that I happen to be wearing my spell reflection briefs, cast my "Level 10 Malicious Flatulence Through the Mouth" charm on their family, or knock their grocery cart over?

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  2. TamCor profile image82
    TamCorposted 13 years ago

    I'd go with the spell reflection briefs...gets 'em every time...smile

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  3. Merlin Fraser profile image60
    Merlin Fraserposted 13 years ago

    I just think you are very brave for admitting you shop in Wal-Mart !!!

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  4. sir_tallest profile image59
    sir_tallestposted 13 years ago

    Knock the cart over........that may not be the most mature thing to do but it'll be the most realistic thin

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  5. MickS profile image61
    MickSposted 13 years ago

    Yes, I'm with Merlin, if Wal Mart is the same as its company over here, I'd keep quiet about shopping there.
    But, back to your problem, none of those spells will work, what you need is the 'obviously you didn't get here before me' spell,  it has actions with the left hand indicating an L placed against your forehead, together with the magic chant - loser, loser, loser.  This will repel the spell and the caster usually experiences a quivering rage and storms off huffing and puffing, to another aisle.

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  6. Jeannieinabottle profile image90
    Jeannieinabottleposted 13 years ago

    Let it go, man.  You are both shopping at Wal-Mart.  Why be enemies when you already have so much in common?  Or you could start throwing candy bars at them.

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