If a spaceship landed in your backyard, would you feed the aliens granola bars o

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  1. Phil Plasma profile image66
    Phil Plasmaposted 12 years ago

    If a spaceship landed in your backyard, would you feed the aliens granola bars or vodka?

  2. profile image0
    Arlene V. Pomaposted 12 years ago

    Vodka.  Maybe they'll get drunk and leave.

  3. jacqui2011 profile image81
    jacqui2011posted 12 years ago

    Definitely the granola bars as I don't like them. The vodka is for me and no-one else. Lol.

  4. leroy64 profile image63
    leroy64posted 12 years ago

    Interesting choice between two grain products. 

    Granola bars, definitely.   We have enough problems with drunk driving.  I don't want to see what drunk flying is like.

  5. Seeker7 profile image82
    Seeker7posted 12 years ago

    If they're creepy and grey like some reports  then definately vodka - maybe they would hate the taste so much they'd leave as quick as they arrived! If they were nice looking - I'd probably try and tempt them with something tasty to get them to stick around!!!

  6. onegoodwoman profile image68
    onegoodwomanposted 12 years ago

    Coming from the "southern hospitality" mentality.........I will have on hand, or have easy access to most any thing that my 'guests' would need to make them feel welcome.............

    While not a drinker or a granola bar eater........you are welcome to either, as long as you can conduct yourself respectfully in my home.


    WHAT kind of guest, would disrespect my home?...............Not one, hoping for a second invatation........

  7. Allen Williams profile image70
    Allen Williamsposted 12 years ago

    I would give them the Vodka so we can relax and party together.  Hopefully they will take me with them when they leave.

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    Emer420posted 12 years ago

    I would ask which one they would prefer and then go from there.  If I see a probe or laser canon or something, I probably wouldn't bother with any food or drink and run away screaming.

 
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