What happened to that 2 liner jokes forum? I need JOKES!

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   they were two liners - lovely little gems of jokes - I want more!  I NEED more! PLEASE, gimme! I need I need I neeeed!
   
   and I don't even have one to start things out

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   pioneer_writer5posted 14 years ago

   What did the man say after throwing all his coffee beans off the roof?
   
   Good to the last drop.

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   wyanjenposted 14 years ago

   Democracy: your vote counts.
   
   Feudalism: your count votes.

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   A neutron at the bar finishes his drink, asks, How much, Bartender?
   
   Bartender says: For you? No charge!

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      Himitsu Shugishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's a great science joke!!

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   How do you entertain a blonde for hours and hours?
   
   Give her a piece of paper with "turn over" on both sides of it.

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   sannyasinmanposted 14 years ago

   Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
   They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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   sannyasinmanposted 14 years ago

   Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
   After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

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   sannyasinmanposted 14 years ago

   He said: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" 
   She said: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

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   wyanjenposted 14 years ago

   Good girl: It's hard to be good.
   
   Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.

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    Tamarii2posted 14 years ago

    Wendy
    Wendy who?
    When thee door opens close it.

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    Tamarii2posted 14 years ago

    knock knock
    Whose there..
    wendy
    wendy who? When thee phone rings answer.

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    how many men does it take to put the lid down?
    
    nobody knows, it has never been done...

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    how many good men does it take to do the dishes?
    
    Both of them.

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    A woman asked her husband “what’s on Tv?’
    
    He replied, “Dust?”

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    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    What do a fatherless child and a three legged dog have in common?
    
    They are both looking for their lost pah

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    Black Lillyposted 14 years ago

    Why you should never run to catch men and buses/trains?
    
    Because the next will come in 5 minutes.

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