I am batteling for my life and those of my brothers and sisters..

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   tim kennerposted 14 years ago

   Please join me in this battle, pray for me as I pray for you. We are nearing the end of our journey in as much as the earth is concerned, please be aware of the enemy and his devices. Now more than ever you need to know about the devil and his tools of destruction. Pray for me as I will pray for you, let's prevail and be victorious.. TOGETHER!

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      Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Dude - you think you are covered in demons. You have enough of your own issues without wasting energy preying for me. You go ahead and deal with your own stuff before worrying about me. I can take care of myself.  K?

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         Glenn S.posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I agree with you Mark.

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         NewYorkerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Mark, you just had to make a negative statement.

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      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      hi Tim. could you be more specific? i need to plan and all...

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      Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Amen Brother... He who has ears let him hear, he who has eyes let him see..

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What happened with your personal Devils ?
      Dealing with them wasn't enough ? Now you start a thread about the end of the world and Satan.
      My, you're apocalyptic !

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      AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I always pray for others regardless of what they may think or feel as for your thread being open and people saying it is ridiculous, I have seen other threads that ask for whine with there cheese so you are not asking for wine, you are asking for us to pray and for those of us who believe we will for those who do not that is o.k. to, that is what makes the wonderful world a place to enjoy. This is the first time I have seen this thread so I cannot judge if you are seeking attention or not, but I can pray.

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Don't despair!
   We have a new medicine called psychiatry.

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      tim kennerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      you are a real jewel, NOT!

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ROFLMAO

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   Hokeyposted 14 years ago

   “Due to the lack of experienced trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed for three weeks”

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      Susana Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh damn - can't they get anything right?!

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   Friendlywordposted 14 years ago

   Did your Mother ever teach you not to Cry Wolf?  Now I dont want to hear anything you have to say...EVER!

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      tim kennerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ask Noah if he was crying wolf

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         Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? / And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.

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         earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Ask Noha why all the animals would not fit in the ark even if you ground them up first!

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            wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            He didn't need to cram ALL the animals on the boat.
            
            The birds only needed a place to perch now and then.
            And the fish, well they didn't even notice the flood!

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               earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               I dunno what happened with the platypus!

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                  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  It shows you even nature makes mistakes?

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                     wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     I don't have a problem with the platypus.
                     
                     But who the hell picked that name?!?
                     I can't pronounce it if I'm reading it out loud, and I can't spell it if I'm writing it down.
                     They would have made it easier on me if they went ahead and invented new letters to spell it with.

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                        earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Good question. I don't know who named it, but I know that when it was sent to England for examination they really thought it was a hoax!

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                           wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           I'm still not convinced, myself!
                           

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                              earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Don't blame you!

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   wyanjenposted 14 years ago

   abrupt, yet right on point.
   
   well done, people.

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   Hokeyposted 14 years ago

   I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.”

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      tim kennerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      just like the devil.. sly, speaks the word but slightly jaded

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         Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself.

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         Pr0metheusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Self-righteous enough to claim Satan's handiwork without first analyzing his own shortcomings....  God I love the religious people in these forums.

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   Cagsilposted 14 years ago

   My I inquire what you're battling against?

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   Cagsilposted 14 years ago

   Opens a thread and doesn't answer simple inquiry? Hmm....?

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   Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

   "The Sky is Falling...... The Sky is Falling!!!!!" 
   
   The End is Near!!!  Anyone else want to help me make the potato chips for the End of the World Party?

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'd go to the end of the world for a good party! I'll prepare some fish to go with that!

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         Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Cool BumbleTown gets the First Light on the Day.... A Good Party certainly could be arranged.  Accually Earnest Shall we Sell Early Warning Emails to the Northern Hemisphere?

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            earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Ah... free enterprise! Oh yes yes yes!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Two words for Noah. Woodpeckers. termites!

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       Glenn S.posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       lol

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Don't forget the T Rex, Veloceraptors, Diplodocus etc. My guess is the T Rex would have eaten most of the other creatures so leaving more room for the rest

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Resulting in much poo!
          T Rex woulda shook the wood, that's for sure! On any cruise I plan... no T Rex!

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    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    What is he Bleating About Earnest?? ..... He's a Day Behind Us!!!

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Everyone's a day behind us!

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Dude, you keep opeing personal threads, now I have a bloody headache and am aggravated
    
    get some damn help or remove yourself from the forms until you can participate  in hubpages as a community.
    
    I'd give you a tissue but afraid I just don't want to.
    
    Is this enough attention for you now?

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    @Threadmaster

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Mark, I hope you're as good and well as you look!

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       Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL
       
       I will be soon. Just about gotten over the quitting smoking now - 5th month. Woo Hoo!
       
       Had some health issues recently - teeth/jaw infection that would not go away. Long story short - 2 months of anti-biotics and pain killers (it was extremely painful). 3 teeth pulled, 2 teeth killed and drilled out, channel drilled through the jaw to relieve pressure on a nerve that was trapped and making my face/lip numb, E3500 on a bridge once the infection and pain was dealt with..
       
       Getting my sh** together as we speak.

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Youch! Youch and Youch!
          All the best mate, I hope the worst is behind you. I spent yesterday in hospital. My back decided to offer a few hundred mili volt when I breathed. Dropped me to my knees better than religion. Getting better, but that is the second time in 3 months. Off to the quack tomorrow.

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I really hope you feel better son Earnest

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                earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Thank you! The good bit is I am happy as a skylark!

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             Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Getting old sux!
             
             Still - better than the alternative. I want to wait as long as possible before taking my seat at Jesus' party.
             
             Hope you get good news from the quack. Don't trust the buggars myself and only go and see one in similar circumstance.

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                earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I feel pretty much the same! I went to one doc regularly for ten years simply because he reckoned he knew sweet F/all about the human body! That sounded a bit easier to believe than most!
                I do not have high expectations, and will probably wind up managing it myself.

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Well done Mark, welcome to the ex-smokers club Sorry about your teeth though, is that why your profile pic only shows your eyes now, because your mouth is swollen up like a hamster with full pouches???

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             Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             LOL
             
             I hadn't even thought of that as I changed my profile photo. The mind is an amazing thing.
             
             But - no - in that picture I was not all swollen. The swelling is all gone now anyway.
             
             And the quitting smoking was an utter bastard. But worth it - as I say - I don't want to be going to the party with Jesus anytime soon.

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                mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                25 times as addictive as heroin they reckon, so if you can quit smoking you can pretty much quit anything. I bet you feel much better for it, I know I do!

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                   earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Yes top marks to both of you.

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                      Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Thanks guys. I actually feel pretty shitty LOL The teeth were a challenge - I only had the bridge fitted yesterday, and I put on 30 pounds. I did buy a bicycle recently but the weather has been unseasonably bad. we had snow at the weekend - almost never happens. 
                      
                      But I am confident I can lose that and get back in shape now the teeth are done with and I have stopped living on Gummy Bears and Jack Daniels.

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                         mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         Sorry to hear you are feeling rough Mark, don't worry, once you get cycling the weight will drop off again and at least when you get off the bike now you won't collapse in a heap gasping for oxygen

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    tim, you need to relax brother, whatever is tearing you up it is not the devil, hes too busy right now, step back brother and deal with the problems you are wrestling with, you will not find answerers in out ward pourings of doom and gloom....Jesus did not die so that we could waste our time worry about the end

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hi you, nice post

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    OK!  I am back!!!  Did I miss IT?!?!?

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       Susana Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       No Hokey, no sign of it!! Those poxy trumpeters......I heard the horsemen have jetted off for a caribbean break as well....sheesh...
       
       

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       Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yer too funny.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    THE END OF THE WORLD  IN here!
    All put up your umbrellas!

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    StormRyderposted 14 years ago

    Is this the scary devil guy you'er talking about??..He told me his name was Fluffy??
    
    
    

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That sure looks like him!

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    On a road through a desert in Arizona, a preacher named Nathaniel Evans walked every day, preaching to the many people who roared past in their cars.
    "Repent, the End of the World is Nigh!" was his constant theme.
    One day, as he was walking, he came to a big lever in the middle of nowhere, just by the side of the road. 'Pull this to end the world' said the sign on it.
    Now Nathaniel saw this as the perfect spot for him to preach, and soon many automobiles were parked nearby, the people all swayed by his powerful elocution.
    All was well, until there were so many people, and so many cars, that the road was nearly blocked. Then a big 18-wheel rig came down the highway, and couldn't stop in time. The driver had a choice: run over Nathaniel, or run over the Lever.
    As the driver explained to the Highway Patrol later, he actually had no choice. Pointing to the red smear on the road that used to be Nathaniel Evans, he said "Better Nate than Lever."

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Funny! Clever funny! My favourite type of funny.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    This was on the other religious thread and needs to be seen if you like clever comedy!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpVjBBDMOoA

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       AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I don't find humor in that, but that is just me.

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          that's fine! We seem to have many different tastes when it come to humour.
          Dave Allen was always tough on the churches. I love his work.

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