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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) – Worst Video Games Ever
There isn’t much to say about this game. It seriously sucks. I played it for like an hour once trying to figure out what the crap to do. I mean – I’m sure it’s remotely playable if you want to get all nostalgic about the Nintendo. Seriously, though, there are like almost 1,000 old school Nintendo games. This has to be one of the very worst. It would be more fun to bob for apples in the toilet at your local Wal Mart.
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If you haven't played this game... good! Don't! I tried it thinking it couldn't possibly be as bad as the AVGN described... oh goodness.
Well, I'll tell you what this game is like. Did you ever have to take a giant crap, but you were busy doing something so you had to hold it for like a minute or two? That's basically what playing this game is like. It only lasts a minute or two, and it really sucks.
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Anyway, this game is pretty simple. You start out as Dr. Jekyll and walk to the right. Then… you continue walking. After that, you keep on walking. The object of the game is to walk to your wedding. Oh, and everyone is trying to kill you, bomb you, slap you, poop on you (the birds literally poop on you), sing at you, and generally just try to kill you. What can you do? Nothing. You can’t do anything.You just walk.
So naturally, you’ll want to turn into Mr. Hyde and kill all these buttholes trying to hurt you, right? Yeah. Well, when you lose your life meter as Dr. Jekyll you do turn into Hyde. But apparently the purpose of turning into Hyde is to not get as far as you did with Dr. Jekyll or something. It’s very convoluted, and I don’t care to understand it. Someone was snacking on paint chips here.
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You run around with something called the “psycho wave” killing brains with legs or something when you turn into Mr. Hyde. You die randomly as Mr. Hyde pretty much all the time. The game is virtually unplayable without doing a lot of studying and testing, and emulator saves, emulator saves, and more emulator saves.
I can’t imagine what was going through the heads of the people that made this game. They must have been ex-inmates from a local insane asylum. “Psycho wave” eh? They even advertise it on the game cartridge like it’s all awesome or something – but you’re not even supposed to really use it that much as far as I can tell. I mean c’mon – what kid would ever want to play a game where the whole point is just to walk through a town? That’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard of.
Seriously, how dumb where the people that made this? The people that made this game and Superman 64 and other games like it should be locked up in a prison cell with nothing but these games and a toilet. You didn’t bother to ever play test your game to see if it was fun? Well, now’s your chance you asses. Have fun.
Tell me that wouldn’t be poetic justice. Heck, even locking them in there for like a week with these games running would be fun to watch. Let’s see what they think of their creations now!
Did I mention that this game sucks? It sucks.
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