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GIRL - Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Lifeform

Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile
Building Acronyms is another one of my favorite pastimes. They are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I like to create funny acronyms however just for fun, obviously.
The list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'BEE' is a "Buzzing Energetic Extractor". The 'association' is important because it would not be interesting at all just to say that BEE stands for "Book Editing Exercise", for example.
I keep adding new ones here from time to time putting the most recent at the bottom of the list. I also encourage you, gentle readers to add your own acronyms in 'Comments' below.
I think that it would be fitting to start with the word 'Acronym' itself.
The acronym is an 'invented' word that anyone can make up. It helps us to remember something or a series of things. For example a student needs to remember the important points for an essay called "My Holiday Abroad" that he is preparing for an exam. In the first paragraph he/she writes about the plane trip. The second paragraph the arrival, the airport, the hotel. Then comes a description of the city where they are staying, Rome for example. The things that they saw and did, the restaurant where they had an excellent meal, etc. After preparing and studying the essay at home, all the student has to remember is the acronym "TART" (T from trip, A from arrival, R from Rome and T from things).
ACRONYM..... A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory
GOOGLE.......Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations
AVATAR.........A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation
BITCH ...........Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully
BELLE...........Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity
CLEVER.......Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really
DIE...............Depart Into Eternity (See Picture Below)
COP..............Catching Offenders Principally
SINGLE........So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever (BY a Contributor)
THERESA.....Treat Her Exclusively, Rather Endearing Special Addition
MARIE...........Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected
DONNA......... Dame Of Note Never Alienated
NAKED........ .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted
YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order
ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking
BOY .............Budding-Out Youth
STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures
MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)
WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions
WOMEN........Wondering Of Men Every Night
GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)
FAMILY ..........Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long
HUSBAND ......Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting
WIFE..............Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment
RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet
DOG............... Dutifully On Guard
CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician
TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List
SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed
GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed
GUITAR ............Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm
VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal
BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory
BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge
ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent
CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera
BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor
BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers
MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access
GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously (Contact Me for a short visit to )
PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally
NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees
NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extension
ATTARD ...........Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic (That's me folks)
POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion
SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression
OASIS............. Only Available Source In Sahara
(Welcome to my Guesthouse in Gozo)
HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)
DREAM .......... Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable
MONEY............ Mounds Of Never Ending Yen
GIANT..............Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan
MUSIC.............Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus
CROOK...........Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind
I Pad................Information Platform Apple's Devise
MOBILE...........Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically
SCARLETT..... Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time (photo above)
FERRY............ Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet
(referring to the Ferry boat crossing from Gozo to Malta and vice versa. The trip takes about 25 minutes).
STOP.............. Stall, Turn Off Propulsion
BUSINESS...... Bonding : Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy
SUCCESS...... Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sector Stability
SQUARE.........Spacious Quad Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events
PRIEST...........Pious Respectable Individual Expounding Saintly Traditions
PRIZE.............Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise
NIKE...............No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment
PUMA.............Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel
BLOG.............Broadcasted Learning Or Garbage
CHESS...........Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game
E-BAY.............Excellent Bargains All Year
HENRY............Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly
FACEBOOK....Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how
NUDE.............No Underwear Donned Either
BED................Biggest Edifying Discovery
SINGS.............Saying It NightinGale Style
AID..................Altruistic Intentional Disponibility
PARADISE......Preferential Accommodation Rewarding All Decent Individuals Surrendering Earthly-Existence
SEATED..........Sitting Easy Actually Thinking Energizing Daydreams
WIFE...............Wise Investment Flowering Eternally
WAVES...........Walloping Abeam Vessel Experiences Strain
AIDS...............Addictive Internet Disruptive Syndrome (What our youngsters are experiencing nowadays.)
ORCHARD.... Olive-trees, Ripe Citrus, Heavenly Aromas Richly Drifting
NEWS.............North East West South
MONEY...........Mamon's Obsession Not Erased Yet
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You may wish to see my other Hub: Funny Picture Comics
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FUNNY WORDS
Another Game with words. Spell the word incorrectly to give it a funny meaning.
Lawyer: Lowyer a lawyer who does not charge that much.
Politician: Polytician a politician with many faces.
Minister: Ministare a politician who interacts with his constituents by lengthy eye-contact.
Hesitate: Hazytate .. think twice because of the fog.
Retire: Retyre .. get back into the garage to fix the wheel.
Advocate: Advokate .. a lady at the bar (legal term) named Kate or Catherine.
Careful: Carefool .. pay attention not to make a fool of yourself.
Policeman: Poleaseman .. an officer who controls the queues on election day.
Powerful: Powerfull .. so full of punch and power that he will soon explode.
Husband: Hasband .. the man wearing the band (ring) on his finger.
Anatomy: Annatommy .. study of the body structure of Anna and Tommy.
Restaurant: Restorrant .. Eating place where you are either satisfied with the food and service you get or where you finish up frustrated and angry.
Barricade: Barigate .. Stop admittance through the gate
Henceforth: Hensforth ... From now on, hens are requested to go out.
Procrastinate: Procrustinate ... Postpone cause the bread is too crusty.
Notary: Notarry... Public Officer who does not waste time.
Erotic: Errotic..... It is a mistake to be overly sex-minded.
They are not so difficult to think of. I will add more from time to time. If you know one leave it in Comments and I will be happy to add it here.
More Fun in the Hub: Funny Color Cartoons
Picture Acronym for DIE

Acronyms Contributed by Readers
BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)
SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)
CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)
ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)
HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)
BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)
CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)
DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)
LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)
ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)
WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)
DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)
MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)
SINGLE............ So I'm Never Getting Laid Ever (by Marissa)
ADIDAS............All Day I Dream About Sports (by Anon)
SMILE...............Seeing Miracles In Live Everyday (by Jonathan .. 10/4/14)
Acronyms with Pictures



Shortest NAMES for Boys and Girls.
Abe, Ben, Cal, Des, Eve,
Fay, Gus, Hal, Ike, Jo,
Kay, Lee, Mac, Ned, Oli,
Pam, Qut (pronounced 'Cute'),
Ray, Sal, Tam,
Ule (pronounced 'Yule'), Viv,
Wil, Xit (pronouncd 'Gzite'),
Yol, Zoe.
© 2010 Joseph Attard
Comments
WIFE....When Intoxicated, Flirts Endlessly
I went to Malta a few years ago and it is such a lovely place. it is very basic in ameietins etc but that adds to the experience and the people there are so friendly. It is a small place so wherever you stay you will be in easy reach of historic sites and other activities that you are wanting to do. I got the boat to Gozo. It is definitley worth a visit. Its actually quite a surreal place to go. people leave their keys in their front doors because there is no crime!! very different from here!i dont know about transport. we took taxis everywhere as the public transport seemed to just arrive whenever (didn't really stick to its timetable). We were going to hire a car but the driving over there is very scary, hehe. on the way to our hotel a car drove straight into our bus and then after a few raised voices both drivers just carried on as if nothing had happened. very strange!!
NIGERIA
NAIRA IS GAINING EXTRA-ORDINARY REPUTATION IN AFRICA
Nana Kesse
the acronym for LANCASHIRE IS
LET ALL NATIONS COME AND SEE HOW I RULE ENGLAND
Tell me the funny acronym of shimoga
GMC-
Generic Made Crap
BMW-
Bring My Wallet
MOM-
Made Of Money
Smile
S- seeing
M-miracles
I-in
L-life
E-everyday
Hi NewHorizons
This is a great site :)
I work for a Cycle Response Unit for the ambulance service in the UK. Could you think of anything that would be relevant to the job, needs to be funny, possibly even taking the mickey! (we have a good sense of humour!) for the letters CRU
Thanks! :)
I need one for henry
i need one for....
KPCOFGS
NATO stands for "Neads an American To Operate"
I am an Amateur Radio Operator, with the prefix of a call sign UMW. We commonly use the Intl. Phonetic Alphabet but some folks have a cute or clever substitution that they use. (I am also a retired firefighter who has my own fire engine) and would appreciate someones input.
Im trying find some clever acronyms to use at my next business/investment seminar. Thanks.
SUCCESS?
what about an acronym for BUSINESS or
Love it great hub here on HubPages, made me laugh, shows up on the NATO radar too so well done.
money
mountains of non existing yearnings
"...delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks."
or it's a major American airline. Therefore, DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive, is a valid acronym and has a connection since they are known for losing luggage and having slow service.
Etc.~End If Thinking Capacity
Delta is a major American airline, NewHorizons
how about the acronym for police dream?can't find meaning for it
Swift-Sure wish I finished training
Digby-Did I go broke yet and Backwords yes by golly I did
Ford-Flip over read directions
Ford -First on race day
POET
Pull
Out
Every
Time
Math - Mental Abuse To Humans
School - Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives
I love this one,
M-akers
O-f
M-en
DELTA - Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
COOL
Constipated
Overweight
Old
Lady
stay
intoxicated
nightly
get
laid
everyday
I need one for the word "budgeting" that actually has to do with budgeting.
How About a Funny one for H.U.S.B.A.N.D
School- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
Homework- Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
Single- Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier
Porsche- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
JESUS
Just
Everyones
Savoir
Unlike
Saitan
Dumb
Retards
Asking for
More
Attention
I like your police better.
RUDENESS
Raucous undesirable dispicable engagement not even somewhat sensible
NOSE
Notices olfactory stimulants everywhere
COMET
Chunks or "Meteors" enter troposphere
ERRORS
Eluded Reading Riting or Rithmatic skills
CRAP
Can really add pungency
COOL
Can obviously outmaneuver lameness
POLICE
Persons of law illegals can't escaple
TIME
Tallied in minutes everywhere
Just thought of this as searching for an acronym :)
S - simple
M - measure
I - in
L - life
E - everyday
PEMDAS... Please excuse my dope ass swag(:
Facebook = Factual and Communications Engine Based on Opportunist Killers
SEX = Sacred Energy Xchange!!!
JESUS
Just
Everybodys
Savior
Unlike
LAUGH
Letting
All
Unwanted
Grief
Halt
HATERS
Hating
Always
Towards
Everyone
Reaching
Success
BATH
Being
A
Terrific_person_of
Hygene
GOD
Great
Overlord_of
Da_universe
jesus
Just
Everybodys
Savior
Unlike
Saitin
Can you come up with the word "DOM" thanks
POLARIS
Pull
Off
Lake
And
Repair
In
Spring
speights (a new zealand beer)
some
people
enjoy
it
god
hates
the
shit
special
piss
enojyed
in
good
hotels
throughout
southland
ford
fix
or
repair
daily
found
on
rubbish
dump
first
on
race
day
driver
returns
on
foot
thought I'ld add a backwards one.
An Australian car manufacturer, HOLDEN: Has Only Loser Drivers Entertained, Normally
TOTAL = Turns Out That All's Lost
How about a recursive acronym, where the first word is the word itself:
OPTUS: Perpetually Tardy, Usual Service
Optus is a phone company in Australia, like Telstra. Here's a recursive acronym for them:
TELSTRA - Ever Looming Service Takedowns, Randomly Available
How about,
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Folding
Etc
FIAT
Fix
It
Again
Tony
Finials: freak i never actually learned this shiz
ford: found on road dead ( back wards driver returns on foot)
Pms : pissed at men or pissed at mom
ROBOT
Relief
of
Bordom
of
Teenagers
(actually exists in England)
Sam (my name)Stupid A!# Mutha
My Own Natural Energy Yield
Social
Arrangement
Turned
Up?
Reality
Doesn't
Achieve
Yes
Sort or makes sense... :)
FORD
F- found
O- on
R- road
D- dead
can I get an expansion for TELSTRA
TELSTRA
FBI
Federal Boobs Investigators
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