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Funny Acronyms - that make Sense

Updated on June 5, 2017

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Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile

Building Acronyms is another one of my favorite pastimes. They are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I like to create funny acronyms however just for fun, obviously.

The list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'BEE' is a "Buzzing Energetic Extractor". The 'association' is important because it would not be interesting at all just to say that BEE stands for "Book Editing Exercise", for example.

I keep adding new ones here from time to time putting the most recent at the bottom of the list. I also encourage you, gentle readers to add your own acronyms in 'Comments' below.

I think that it would be fitting to start with the word 'Acronym' itself.

The acronym is an 'invented' word that anyone can make up. It helps us to remember something or a series of things. For example a student needs to remember the important points for an essay called "My Holiday Abroad" that he is preparing for an exam. In the first paragraph he/she writes about the plane trip. The second paragraph the arrival, the airport, the hotel. Then comes a description of the city where they are staying, Rome for example. The things that they saw and did, the restaurant where they had an excellent meal, etc. After preparing and studying the essay at home, all the student has to remember is the acronym "TART" (T from trip, A from arrival, R from Rome and T from things).

ACRONYM..... A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory

GOOGLE.......Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations

AVATAR.........A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation

BITCH ...........Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully

BELLE...........Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity

CLEVER.......Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really

DIE...............Depart Into Eternity (See Picture Below)

COP..............Catching Offenders Principally

SINGLE........So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever (BY a Contributor)

THERESA.....Treat Her Exclusively, Rather Endearing Special Addition

MARIE...........Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected

DONNA......... Dame Of Note Never Alienated

NAKED........ .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted

YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order

ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking

BOY .............Budding-Out Youth

STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures

MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)

WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions

WOMEN........Wondering Of Men Every Night

GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)

FAMILY ..........Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long

HUSBAND ......Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting

WIFE..............Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment

RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet

DOG............... Dutifully On Guard

CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician

TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List

SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed

GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed

GUITAR ............Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm

VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal

BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory

BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge

ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent

CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera

BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor

BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers

MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access

GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously (Contact Me for a short visit to Gozo)

PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally

NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees

NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extension

ATTARD ...........Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic (That's me folks)

POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion

SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression

OASIS............. Only Available Source In Sahara

HOTEL...... Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers

(Welcome to my Guesthouse in Gozo)


HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)

DREAM .......... Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable

MONEY............ Mounds Of Never Ending Yen

GIANT..............Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan

MUSIC.............Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus

CROOK...........Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind

I Pad................Information Platform Apple's Devise

MOBILE...........Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically

SCARLETT..... Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time (photo above)

FERRY............ Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet

(referring to the Ferry boat crossing from Gozo to Malta and vice versa. The trip takes about 25 minutes).

STOP.............. Stall, Turn Off Propulsion

BUSINESS...... Bonding : Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy

SUCCESS...... Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sector Stability

SQUARE.........Spacious Quad Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events

PRIEST...........Pious Respectable Individual Expounding Saintly Traditions

PRIZE.............Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise

NIKE...............No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment

PUMA.............Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel

BLOG.............Broadcasted Learning Or Garbage

CHESS...........Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game

E-BAY.............Excellent Bargains All Year

HENRY............Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly

FACEBOOK....Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how

NUDE.............No Underwear Donned Either

BED................Biggest Edifying Discovery

SINGS.............Saying It NightinGale Style

AID..................Altruistic Intentional Disponibility

PARADISE......Preferential Accommodation Rewarding All Decent Individuals Surrendering Earthly-Existence

SEATED..........Sitting Easy Actually Thinking Energizing Daydreams

WIFE...............Wise Investment Flowering Eternally

WAVES...........Walloping Abeam Vessel Experiences Strain

AIDS...............Addictive Internet Disruptive Syndrome (What our youngsters are experiencing nowadays.)

ORCHARD.... Olive-trees, Ripe Citrus, Heavenly Aromas Richly Drifting

NEWS.............North East West South

MONEY...........Mamon's Obsession Not Erased Yet




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You may wish to see my other Hub: Funny Picture Comics

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FUNNY WORDS

Another Game with words. Spell the word incorrectly to give it a funny meaning.

Lawyer: Lowyer a lawyer who does not charge that much.

Politician: Polytician a politician with many faces.

Minister: Ministare a politician who interacts with his constituents by lengthy eye-contact.

Hesitate: Hazytate .. think twice because of the fog.

Retire: Retyre .. get back into the garage to fix the wheel.

Advocate: Advokate .. a lady at the bar (legal term) named Kate or Catherine.

Careful: Carefool .. pay attention not to make a fool of yourself.

Policeman: Poleaseman .. an officer who controls the queues on election day.

Powerful: Powerfull .. so full of punch and power that he will soon explode.

Husband: Hasband .. the man wearing the band (ring) on his finger.

Anatomy: Annatommy .. study of the body structure of Anna and Tommy.

Restaurant: Restorrant .. Eating place where you are either satisfied with the food and service you get or where you finish up frustrated and angry.

Barricade: Barigate .. Stop admittance through the gate

Henceforth: Hensforth ... From now on, hens are requested to go out.

Procrastinate: Procrustinate ... Postpone cause the bread is too crusty.

Notary: Notarry... Public Officer who does not waste time.

Erotic: Errotic..... It is a mistake to be overly sex-minded.


They are not so difficult to think of. I will add more from time to time. If you know one leave it in Comments and I will be happy to add it here.


More Fun in the Hub: Funny Color Cartoons


Picture Acronym for DIE

Picture Acronym for DIE
Picture Acronym for DIE

Acronyms Contributed by Readers


BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)

SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)

CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)

ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)

HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)

BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)

CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)

DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)

LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)

ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)

WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)

DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)

MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)

SINGLE............ So I'm Never Getting Laid Ever (by Marissa)

ADIDAS............All Day I Dream About Sports (by Anon)

SMILE...............Seeing Miracles In Live Everyday (by Jonathan .. 10/4/14)

Acronyms with Pictures

Reverse Acronym for STAIRS
Reverse Acronym for STAIRS
Acronym for GOZO
Acronym for GOZO
Acronym for MALTA
Acronym for MALTA

Shortest NAMES for Boys and Girls.

Abe, Ben, Cal, Des, Eve,

Fay, Gus, Hal, Ike, Jo,

Kay, Lee, Mac, Ned, Oli,

Pam, Qut (pronounced 'Cute'),

Ray, Sal, Tam,

Ule (pronounced 'Yule'), Viv,

Wil, Xit (pronouncd 'Gzite'),

Yol, Zoe.


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    • NewHorizons profile image
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      Joseph Attard 7 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Police: Public Officers Lawfully Influencing Crime Expansion

      By myself. Will add or edit later.

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      araah 7 years ago

      BIBLE-Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

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      Maria Teresa Rodriguez - Laurente 7 years ago from San Antonio, Texas, U.S.A.

      LOL! Keep on, I think there's more you can think of.

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      Vukovic 7 years ago

      LOL these are great!

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      hunter365 7 years ago

      Here is a cool one

      M.A.S.H

      Medical Aid for Sick Hippies

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      Joseph Attard 7 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hunter365 - you have included the word 'for' in your meaning. Furthermore as far as I know MASH stands for pulp or puree, like mashed vegetables and fruit. Your meaning does not associate with the word Mash. Try to fix it or make a new one. Thank you kindly for your participation.

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      tobes 7 years ago

      Run

      Adolescents

      Priest

      Entering

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      peter gormley 7 years ago

      SHITE.

      System

      Has

      Intermittent

      Terminal

      Errors

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      Joseph Attard 7 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Thank you for your contributions. Tobes: I do not understand your Acronym. I have developed one of your suggested words: Priest.

      Peter Gormley: Your Acronym is quite good, but better not to include such words, if you know what I mean.

      How about these 2?

      FISH: Finned Individual Swimming Hastily.

      PRIEST: Person Representing In Earnest Saintly Traditions.

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      Joseph Attard 7 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      SCULPTURE: Stone,Clay Used Labouriously Possibly Totally Unappreciated or Portraying The Usual R..... E....

      (to be edited by Newhorizons)

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      Conor Kelleher 6 years ago

      Tobes's comment wasn't a suggestion for acronyms. He was giving you the acronym: R.A.P.E

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Ok Conor. I see Tobes's version now, the @Rape@ acronym. Quite near the mark.

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      Someone 6 years ago

      LOVE

      L - License

      O - Of

      V - Virgin

      E - Extermination

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Someone: I do not like the word 'extermination'. It is sadistic and cruel. Love is quite the oppostite of how you visualise it. Think of something postive and nice.

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      Jesse Chang 6 years ago

      Sing- Silence is now gone

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Jesse Chang, that was a good try. I'll post it in the hub. You shd try another one................

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      Heuchera 6 years ago

      Car Raced. Auto Slammed Here.

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Heuchera, I do not understand this. Oh yes, I do. It's really good.. you mean CRASH. I'm posting this with a little editing. Well done.

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      TopUniverse 6 years ago

      lol very funny. I likes it. When i get new one I will provide here.

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      hi TopUniverse. Yes please do. I'm adding two new ones myself.

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      psychlist 6 years ago from East Tennessee

      It's not original, but GRITS has been said to mean Girls Raised In The South. It relates to Southern women in the sense that they are often mentally tough and have grit.

      Only Non-divisible Everything -- ONE (There *is* only one everything, after all :)

      HAPPY -- Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself

      Interesting topic, NewHorizons.

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Psychlist, I love them and will include them later. Cheers.

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      Thirumalesh 6 years ago

      1. AMC -All Makes Combined

      2. AIDS - Additional Income for Dependant

      3. AMC -A Major Cost

      4. BEER - Bothersome Employer Elimination

      5. BING - But It's Not Google

      6. BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer

      7. BITCH - Babe In Total Control of Herse

      8. CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

      9. CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell

      10. BMW - Bring My Wheelchair

      11. CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection

      12. CRST - Can't Read Simple Text

      13. DIARY - Darling I Always Remember You

      14. DIGBY - Did I Go Broke Yet

      15. DRS - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

      16. GOOGLE - General Oblivion and Omnipote

      17. LOVE - Loss Of Valuable Energy

      18. MBBS - Married But Beautiful Sight

      19. MCT - Mexican Chicken Trucks

      20. SHAFT - Special Help After Forced Term…

      21. SHIT - Special High Intensity Training

      22. SWIFT - Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic

      23. NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

      24. ARMY-Ain't a Real Marine Yet

      25. IBM-I Blame Microsoft

      26. MBA-Mediocre But Arrogant

      27. PhD-Piled High and Deep

      28. WWW-World Wide Wait

      29. ATM-Another Technical Mistake

      30. DOS-Defunct Operating System

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Thirumalesh,

      you are the ONE. All yours? If so you must have spent a lot

      of time compiling them. Well done!

      I like - DOS, ATM, PHD, ARMY, LOVE, DIARY, CHEVY,BING most because they have 'association' and I will include them later. Thank you for your participation.

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      Virgilio Anderson 6 years ago

      FUCT - Failed Under Continued Testing

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Virgilio. What does FUCT mean? Never heard it...

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      meowmix 6 years ago

      How bout this one

      S.omething

      W.e

      A.mericans

      G.ot

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      Deborah Waring 6 years ago from Lancashire U.K.

      Happy Chtistmas NewHorizons.I like this fun hub :)

      FESTIVE

      Family

      Eating

      Social

      Time

      Inviting

      Vivacious

      Event

      Enjoy your Festivities !

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Ok Wearing Well. Good Attempt. Happy Christmas to you too. And to all we know:-)

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      pawn shopper 6 years ago

      MOM- Mother Of Me

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Pawn shopper, It's good and I will add it. Could have made it @Mother Of Mine@

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      ambrey (:  6 years ago

      MATH

      mind aching terrible homework

      :D

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      Missbee 6 years ago

      Hi can you make an interesting definition for HALO using H.A.L.O. as an acronym? I am forming a band from that name and decided it might be cool if we used it as an acronym but we don't know what it could stand for? Could you maybe help me?

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Missbee: As you know, a Halo is a kind of Diadem (headdress) put on Saint's heads in sacred paintings. Therefore as an acronym I would develop it as: Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head

      But for a band perhaps something like this:

      Heavenly Airs Lilting Overhead

      Happy And Lively Orchestra

      Hopeful And Loving Others

      Cheers. Happy New Year to all

      Now Ambrey :) A good one, yours. If you find Maths homework so difficult you know what you must do, don't you. Revise what you do at school that same evening and work out some extra examples. In no time at all you'll become as good as your other classmates. I know this would help you. Take care :)

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      Jeffrey 6 years ago

      NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself

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      car hunter 6 years ago

      Hi new horizons

      I was wondering if you could make an acronym for the word birthday cause its my birthday soon

      Thanks !!!!@

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      car hunter  6 years ago

      Oh ya and I almost forgot

      Adidas

      All

      Day

      I

      Dream

      About

      Soccer

      Thanks !!!!!!

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Ok Car Hunter. I like the Adidas One. See it included in my Website. And I'll think about "birthday" too and post it here if I succeed in building it :-)

      Thank you for your contribution.

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Acronym for BIRTHDAY requested by Car Hunter.

      Born In Righteousness To Hate Devilry All Year_long

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      gerald 6 years ago

      boat - bring on another thousand

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      shane meyer 6 years ago

      CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks. which is surprisinglt true, but i lover chevrolet above all others, had to include that.

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      shane meyer 6 years ago

      there not bad at all, i'd drive a chevy over any other vehicle on the planet. give me a ferarri, i'll sell it and buy me quite a few chevy's.

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Ok. So you love Chevys most of all. In my younger days I also loved cars and I used to own a CooperS. We used to do races in the street after midnight. But in Gozo there were few cars in those days.

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      Shane Larkin 6 years ago

      Adidas is. All day I dream about sports.....not soccer

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      catsslashgnats 6 years ago

      Seven

      Crappy

      Hours

      Of

      Our

      Lives

      and

      Retards

      Attempting

      Poetry

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      Jalapeno10 6 years ago

      Great LOLLLLLL! :)

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Jalapeno10. Thanks. yes, they're a jolly good time waster.

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      MoneyCreator24 6 years ago

      Very funny stuff. Made me smiling and laughing. Thank you for that.

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      Joseph Attard 6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Ashley, I do not understand your Acronym. Please correct or explain better :-)

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      looks like 6 years ago

      ADIDAS

      ALL

      DAY

      I

      DREAM

      ABOUT

      SEX

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      Pie is MLG 6 years ago

      I got one HATERS

      H-aving

      A-nger

      T-owards

      E-veryone

      R-eaching

      S-uccess

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      marissa 5 years ago

      SINGLE

      SO

      IM

      NEVER

      GETTING

      LAID

      EVER

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      Baby17 5 years ago

      LOVE.

      Legs

      Open

      Very

      Easily

      PONTIAC

      Poor

      Old

      Nigger

      Thinks

      It's

      A

      Cadillac

      (no offense to anyone)

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Baby17, Yours are great. I'm changing Nigger to Nitwit if you don't mind. So 'no offense to anyone' for sure.

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      Newhorizons 5 years ago

      All contributions have been included in WebPage, today 5th Sept, 2011

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      naturalsolutions 5 years ago

      Can i suggest a SMILE?

      S - simply

      M - motivated

      I - in

      L - love

      E - etc.

      Hope it makes sense,lol

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      Shaker 5 years ago

      COLLEGE

      come

      on

      lets

      love

      each

      girl

      equaly

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      JEzzy 5 years ago

      hi.. can you make more funny Acronyms for MATH...:)

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      YukiLong 5 years ago

      OK, This one will be backwards but every army guy knows this one: USARMY

      Yes

      My

      Retarded

      Arse

      Signed

      Up

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      Bui Cong Truong 5 years ago

      How about the N.A.T.O.?

      - No Action Talk Only (sexual dysfunction)

      - No Action Touch Only

      - No Action Taste Only

      - No Action Test Only

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      Keiru 5 years ago

      LIFE

      L-ove

      I-sn't

      F-reakin'

      E-asy

      well life is about love. LOL

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      Cordaisy 5 years ago

      M.entally

      E.xasperate

      N.onentity

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      Yemie 5 years ago

      BMW-Be My Wife

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      Zia Rehman 5 years ago

      NATO stands for...give me funny answer...

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      Acronym Minnie 5 years ago

      H-Having

      A-Anger

      T-Toward

      E-Everyone

      R-Reaching

      S-Success

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      meeeeee 5 years ago

      Math

      M-mental

      A-abuse

      T-to

      H-humans

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      manders90 5 years ago

      TOYOTA

      T-Those

      O-Old

      Y-Yankees

      O-Overprice

      T-This

      A-Automobile

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      LOLLERs 5 years ago

      WHY GAY PEOPLE CALL THEMSELVES BOB?

      BOB

      B - BEND

      O - OVER

      B - BUDDY!

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      Rain 5 years ago

      FUN

      Freely Understanding Nothing

      APRIL

      Abrasively Prudent Rain Intervention Lately?

      HELL

      Heat Entails Lives Lost

      GMC

      Got My Car!

      GTO

      Going To Overheat

      JESUS

      Just Entered Strongly United System

      GOD

      Getting Old Dude!!! (My sis's fav, lol)

      or

      Great Old Deity

      or

      Grasping Our Desires (It kind of fits, but it's not mine)

      HATE

      Having Always Thought Elseways

      JOKE

      Just Our Kind Escapade

      RAIN

      Reality Adjusting Interfering Noise

      BLUE

      Bright Like Untouched Elevations

      DREAM

      Dark Remnant Erantly Altering Memory

      READING

      Refusing Exhaustions As Directed Inside Nocturnal Grip

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      Oscar 5 years ago

      SCHOOL

      Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life

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      Sam 5 years ago

      MATH

      Mental

      Abuse

      To

      Humans

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      Jay Jay_10 5 years ago

      Stupid

      S-smart

      T-talented

      U-unique

      P-person

      I-in

      D-damand

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      Jay_Jay_10 5 years ago

      your doop

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      Deadly Gravity 5 years ago

      They say Eniac stands for

      Egyptian

      Nonsense

      In

      America's

      Country

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi guys, I like your Acronyms... lol

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      AynkewL 5 years ago

      ITALY

      I Trust And Love You

      JAPAN

      Just Always Pray At Night

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      LMFAO 5 years ago

      H alf

      O f

      M y

      E vening

      W asted

      O n

      R andom

      K nowledge

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      fugis 5 years ago

      hey guys, what's about "MONEY"?

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      georgia 5 years ago

      i have one for dessert

      daily

      eating

      sweets

      sends

      everybody

      really

      thick

      I also hae one for camera

      Controlled

      Aperture

      Management

      Equipment

      Requiring

      Amateurs

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      El Moso 5 years ago

      PAL Pretty Amazing Lady

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Georgia and ElMose........Great. Why not think of 5 others and enter the Competition. See above.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      I'll try to make one up......Thank you Fugis

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      chuck 5 years ago

      W.O.M.E.N. Whorship Our Man's Every Need

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      gats 5 years ago

      PHD

      Permanent Head Damage

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      gats 5 years ago

      FBI

      Federal Boobs Investigators

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      5 years ago

      TELSTRA

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      mumbojumbo 5 years ago

      can I get an expansion for TELSTRA

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hello mumbojumbo, I have to find out what TELSTRA means or what it stands for, first. Look again in a couple of days. Thanks for your participation.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Nice try, Georgia.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Very nice one, lol. Hope you don't mean it though.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi, I like DREAM, GOD and HELL most. Thanks for your participation. Give us more. Cheers.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Sam,

      I like your Acronym: MATH. Thanks. Cheers.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi, TOYOTA is good. I would prefer 'Odd' instead of 'Old', because Odd implies that the Yankees have strange ideas, that's why they overprice the automobile. Thanks. Cheers.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      HI, MATH is a good acronym. Thanks. Cheers.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi, I like 'HATERS'. Thanks. I am also adding it to my Webpage. Cheers.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi, Sorry for the delay. NATO: Not Allowed To Overhear. Hope you like it. Cheers

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      HI, I like BMW. Thanks.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi, About NATO. I like your Acronyms. How about ... Not Allowed To Overtake. Thanks. Cheers.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi, I'm adding this one HOMEWORK to my Website. Thanks. Cheers.

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi, Sorry for the Delay but I've now added your SINGLE to my WebPage about Acronyms. Thanks.

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      GetItGetIt 5 years ago

      FORD

      F- found

      O- on

      R- road

      D- dead

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      Liquidtoxcity 5 years ago

      Social

      Arrangement

      Turned

      Up?

      Reality

      Doesn't

      Achieve

      Yes

      Sort or makes sense... :)

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      Hunkyman 5 years ago

      My Own Natural Energy Yield

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      Sam 5 years ago

      Sam (my name)Stupid A!# Mutha

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      Anonymous 5 years ago

      ROBOT

      Relief

      of

      Bordom

      of

      Teenagers

      (actually exists in England)

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      Joseph Attard 5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Good try: GetitGetit,Liquidtoxcity,Hunkyman,Sam and Anonymous.

      SAM ...... S-erious A-nd M-ethodical, S-tandard A-merican M-an.

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      tiffany 5 years ago

      Finials: freak i never actually learned this shiz

      ford: found on road dead ( back wards driver returns on foot)

      Pms : pissed at men or pissed at mom

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      Trigger 5 years ago

      How about,

      WIFE

      Washing

      Ironing

      Folding

      Etc

      FIAT

      Fix

      It

      Again

      Tony

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      Frank Spencer 5 years ago

      An Australian car manufacturer, HOLDEN: Has Only Loser Drivers Entertained, Normally

      TOTAL = Turns Out That All's Lost

      How about a recursive acronym, where the first word is the word itself:

      OPTUS: Perpetually Tardy, Usual Service

      Optus is a phone company in Australia, like Telstra. Here's a recursive acronym for them:

      TELSTRA - Ever Looming Service Takedowns, Randomly Available

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      jason sowerby 5 years ago

      speights (a new zealand beer)

      some

      people

      enjoy

      it

      god

      hates

      the

      shit

      special

      piss

      enojyed

      in

      good

      hotels

      throughout

      southland

      ford

      fix

      or

      repair

      daily

      found

      on

      rubbish

      dump

      first

      on

      race

      day

      driver

      returns

      on

      foot

      thought I'ld add a backwards one.

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      Chuck 5 years ago

      POLARIS

      Pull

      Off

      Lake

      And

      Repair

      In

      Spring

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      william 5 years ago

      Can you come up with the word "DOM" thanks

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      dr.dude 5 years ago

      jesus

      Just

      Everybodys

      Savior

      Unlike

      Saitin

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      dr.dude 5 years ago

      JESUS

      Just

      Everybodys

      Savior

      Unlike

      LAUGH

      Letting

      All

      Unwanted

      Grief

      Halt

      HATERS

      Hating

      Always

      Towards

      Everyone

      Reaching

      Success

      BATH

      Being

      A

      Terrific_person_of

      Hygene

      GOD

      Great

      Overlord_of

      Da_universe

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      MIKKI 5 years ago

      SEX = Sacred Energy Xchange!!!

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      :) 5 years ago

      Facebook = Factual and Communications Engine Based on Opportunist Killers

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      Pilarr 5 years ago

      PEMDAS... Please excuse my dope ass swag(:

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      WaruG 5 years ago

      Just thought of this as searching for an acronym :)

      S - simple

      M - measure

      I - in

      L - life

      E - everyday

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      Kent 5 years ago

      TIME

      Tallied in minutes everywhere

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      Kent 5 years ago

      POLICE

      Persons of law illegals can't escaple

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      Kent 5 years ago

      COOL

      Can obviously outmaneuver lameness

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      Kent 5 years ago

      CRAP

      Can really add pungency

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      Kent 5 years ago

      ERRORS

      Eluded Reading Riting or Rithmatic skills

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      Kent 5 years ago

      COMET

      Chunks or "Meteors" enter troposphere

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      Kent 5 years ago

      NOSE

      Notices olfactory stimulants everywhere

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      Kent 5 years ago

      RUDENESS

      Raucous undesirable dispicable engagement not even somewhat sensible

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      Kent 5 years ago

      I like your police better.

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      Larfen 4 years ago

      Dumb

      Retards

      Asking for

      More

      Attention

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      dude 4 years ago

      JESUS

      Just

      Everyones

      Savoir

      Unlike

      Saitan

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Larfen and Dude, I like your acronyms. Little correction: Everyone's, Saviour, and Satan.

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi william: DOM = Downright Outgoing Man. dr dude, I like "God". thanks mikki, :) and Pilarr for your contributions.

      WaruG your 'Smile' is good. Kent I like your 'Comet' and 'Nose' best. Thanks everyone.

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      John 4 years ago

      School- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life

      Homework- Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

      Single- Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier

      Porsche- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

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      Sheena 4 years ago

      How About a Funny one for H.U.S.B.A.N.D

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hello John, many thanks for your contributions. I like Homework and Single.

      And Sheena, I'll try to build one for 'husband'. You gave me an idea, and I'll try one for "Wife" too. Thanks and Look again soon.

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      ug 4 years ago

      I need one for the word "budgeting" that actually has to do with budgeting.

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      conner 4 years ago

      stay

      intoxicated

      nightly

      get

      laid

      everyday

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      layla 4 years ago

      COOL

      Constipated

      Overweight

      Old

      Lady

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Layla: I don't like this one. Try another one, please.

      Conner: We've done 'Single' already. Thanks. Do another one.

      Ug: I'll try 'budgeting' though it cd be difficult.

      Sheena: 'Husband' and 'Wife' are ready, see them above.

      Thanks everyone. See you next time..........

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      Kason Henderson 4 years ago

      DELTA - Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Ok KasonHenderson, but where is the connection with the word Delta? As far as I know the primary meaning of 'Delta' is the mouth of a river.

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      Tomsdad 4 years ago

      I love this one,

      M-akers

      O-f

      M-en

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      Funny boy. .3. 4 years ago

      Math - Mental Abuse To Humans

      School - Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives

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      Y.O.L.O. 4 years ago

      POET

      Pull

      Out

      Every

      Time

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      JOE 4 years ago

      Swift-Sure wish I finished training

      Digby-Did I go broke yet and Backwords yes by golly I did

      Ford-Flip over read directions

      Ford -First on race day

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hey Joe, I like 'FORD'. Thanks. And thnks Tomsdad, FunnyBoy and Yolo.

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      regie 4 years ago

      how about the acronym for police dream?can't find meaning for it

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      Waz 4 years ago

      Delta is a major American airline, NewHorizons

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Reggie, 'police' I've already done. I might try 'dream'. Good idea.

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Waz: delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks.

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      Tony 4 years ago

      Etc.~End If Thinking Capacity

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Tony, it's not so good I'm afraid.

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      DoLo 4 years ago

      "...delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks."

      or it's a major American airline. Therefore, DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive, is a valid acronym and has a connection since they are known for losing luggage and having slow service.

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      Joseph Attard 4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Ok, Kason Henderson, DoLo and all others who agree with them ... now I see it. The acronym for Delta (the American Airline) is approved and it's good, I admit. Thanks :) Now try another one.

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      lala the prostitute 3 years ago

      money

      mountains of non existing yearnings

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hello lala, Thank you for reminding me of money. But I've made a better one I think. See it above.

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Yesterday I saw the film : Jack the Giant Slayer. I liked it a fantasy of adventure and I liked the actors too, especially Jack and Isabel. In the cast there was also Ewan McGregor who played a great part in the film. Both Jack's father and Isabel mother rightly emphasised that Giants do not really exist. So let me try the Acro of GIANT .... Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan.

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      This afternoon my granddaughter was playing the piano. She is still in level 1 but I like to hear her play. I love music and its soothing effect. So what is Music.... This is how I try to build them. Sometimes I succeed and I end up with a good one. Other times they are not so good. Find a word beginning with M that is connected with music ...Melodious Melodies. Then the same for U .... Unision Universally. And so on ... Soothing Sung Struck , In Inside, Chimes Chiming Choirs Chorus. And I chose "Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus". See it above.

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      I spent at least 15 minutes on Crook. See it above. . . crime, criminal, rogue, roughneck, refuting, rejecting, order, outlawed, outlaw, knowingly, kind.

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      This morning I was returning from Malta on the noon Ferry and to pass the time I tried to do 'Mobile'. See it above. Can you think of one yourself? Leave it in Comments, please.

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      Jm Bob 3 years ago from London, United Kingdom

      Love it great hub here on HubPages, made me laugh, shows up on the NATO radar too so well done.

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      aaron 3 years ago

      what about an acronym for BUSINESS or

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      aaron 3 years ago

      SUCCESS?

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      aaron 3 years ago

      Im trying find some clever acronyms to use at my next business/investment seminar. Thanks.

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      AAron, I'm glad that you think that my Hub cd be of some use. I'll try to do one of them.

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      CHRIS 3 years ago

      I am an Amateur Radio Operator, with the prefix of a call sign UMW. We commonly use the Intl. Phonetic Alphabet but some folks have a cute or clever substitution that they use. (I am also a retired firefighter who has my own fire engine) and would appreciate someones input.

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Chris, what do you mean 'someone's input'? I mean wow, having your own fire-engine. But are you allowed to go firefighting on your own? Do you need an acronym, perhaps I can help you :)

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      HH 3 years ago

      NATO stands for "Neads an American To Operate"

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      SHAY 3 years ago

      i need one for....

      KPCOFGS

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      linda 3 years ago

      I need one for henry

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi HH, try a better one, you can do it. SHAY don't know what you mean!!

      Linda ..... I'll try to make you one for HENRY in a few days.

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      HENRY: Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly. I'm adding it to my list above.

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      deanoparky 3 years ago

      Hi NewHorizons

      This is a great site :)

      I work for a Cycle Response Unit for the ambulance service in the UK. Could you think of anything that would be relevant to the job, needs to be funny, possibly even taking the mickey! (we have a good sense of humour!) for the letters CRU

      Thanks! :)

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      Jonathan 3 years ago

      Smile

      S- seeing

      M-miracles

      I-in

      L-life

      E-everyday

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi deanoparky, I had to Google 'Cycle Response Unit' to see exactly what's your job. Sounds very interesting and altruistic too. I'll try to think of something for you :)

      Jonathan .. Your Smile is quite good. I will add it above. Thanks for your contribution.

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Deanoparky, I spent some time on CRU and this is all I could get.

      Calling Riders Urgently

      Crazy Riders Usually

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Or : Careful Riders Undoubtedly

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      AshleyC. 3 years ago

      GMC-

      Generic Made Crap

      BMW-

      Bring My Wallet

      MOM-

      Made Of Money

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      Joseph Attard 3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi AshleyC, You have built the acronyms but I see no connection, for example "made of money" does not make one think of MOM (except perhaps on rare occasions) :) I have a MOM above which is better I think = = Mother of Mine. However, thanks for your contribution.

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      waseem 2 years ago

      Tell me the funny acronym of shimoga

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      Nana Kesse 2 years ago

      Nana Kesse

      the acronym for LANCASHIRE IS

      LET ALL NATIONS COME AND SEE HOW I RULE ENGLAND

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      Nana Kesse 2 years ago

      NIGERIA

      NAIRA IS GAINING EXTRA-ORDINARY REPUTATION IN AFRICA

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      Ranyele 2 years ago

      I went to Malta a few years ago and it is such a lovely place. it is very basic in ameietins etc but that adds to the experience and the people there are so friendly. It is a small place so wherever you stay you will be in easy reach of historic sites and other activities that you are wanting to do. I got the boat to Gozo. It is definitley worth a visit. Its actually quite a surreal place to go. people leave their keys in their front doors because there is no crime!! very different from here!i dont know about transport. we took taxis everywhere as the public transport seemed to just arrive whenever (didn't really stick to its timetable). We were going to hire a car but the driving over there is very scary, hehe. on the way to our hotel a car drove straight into our bus and then after a few raised voices both drivers just carried on as if nothing had happened. very strange!!

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      Joseph Attard 2 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

      Hi Ranyele,

      I do not know how I did not see your comment before. I often check for comments. I'm glad that you liked Gozo, that's where I have always lived, apart from a short holiday abroad now and then. The buses today are very punctual and efficient, if fact we are a little proud of the service nowadays. I agree that the drivers here sometimes act in a crazy manner. Perhaps it is the heat of summer that goes to their heads. lol. And yes, no crime that's a blessing. Perhaps it's because the Island is so small and there is no place for 'bad' people :)

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      Matt 10 months ago

      WIFE....When Intoxicated, Flirts Endlessly

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