Funny Acronyms - that make Sense
GIRL - Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Lifeform
Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile
Building Acronyms is another one of my favorite pastimes. They are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I like to create funny acronyms however just for fun, obviously.
The list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'BEE' is a "Buzzing Energetic Extractor". The 'association' is important because it would not be interesting at all just to say that BEE stands for "Book Editing Exercise", for example.
I keep adding new ones here from time to time putting the most recent at the bottom of the list. I also encourage you, gentle readers to add your own acronyms in 'Comments' below.
I think that it would be fitting to start with the word 'Acronym' itself.
The acronym is an 'invented' word that anyone can make up. It helps us to remember something or a series of things. For example a student needs to remember the important points for an essay called "My Holiday Abroad" that he is preparing for an exam. In the first paragraph he/she writes about the plane trip. The second paragraph the arrival, the airport, the hotel. Then comes a description of the city where they are staying, Rome for example. The things that they saw and did, the restaurant where they had an excellent meal, etc. After preparing and studying the essay at home, all the student has to remember is the acronym "TART" (T from trip, A from arrival, R from Rome and T from things).
ACRONYM..... A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory
GOOGLE.......Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations
AVATAR.........A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation
BITCH ...........Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully
BELLE...........Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity
CLEVER.......Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really
DIE...............Depart Into Eternity (See Picture Below)
COP..............Catching Offenders Principally
SINGLE........So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever (BY a Contributor)
THERESA.....Treat Her Exclusively, Rather Endearing Special Addition
MARIE...........Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected
DONNA......... Dame Of Note Never Alienated
NAKED........ .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted
YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order
ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking
BOY .............Budding-Out Youth
STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures
MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)
WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions
WOMEN........Wondering Of Men Every Night
GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)
FAMILY ..........Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long
HUSBAND ......Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting
WIFE..............Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment
RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet
DOG............... Dutifully On Guard
CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician
TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List
SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed
GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed
GUITAR ............Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm
VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal
BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory
BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge
ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent
CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera
BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor
BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers
MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access
GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously (Contact Me for a short visit to Gozo)
PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally
NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees
NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extension
ATTARD ...........Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic (That's me folks)
POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion
SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression
OASIS............. Only Available Source In Sahara
HOTEL...... Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers
(Welcome to my Guesthouse in Gozo)
HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)
DREAM .......... Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable
MONEY............ Mounds Of Never Ending Yen
GIANT..............Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan
MUSIC.............Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus
CROOK...........Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind
I Pad................Information Platform Apple's Devise
MOBILE...........Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically
SCARLETT..... Sweet Creature Attracting Respectful Love Endearingly Through Time (photo above)
FERRY............ Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet
(referring to the Ferry boat crossing from Gozo to Malta and vice versa. The trip takes about 25 minutes).
STOP.............. Stall, Turn Off Propulsion
BUSINESS...... Bonding : Upgraded Sensible Investment, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategy
SUCCESS...... Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sector Stability
SQUARE.........Spacious Quad Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events
PRIEST...........Pious Respectable Individual Expounding Saintly Traditions
PRIZE.............Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise
NIKE...............No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment
PUMA.............Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel
BLOG.............Broadcasted Learning Or Garbage
CHESS...........Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game
E-BAY.............Excellent Bargains All Year
HENRY............Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly
FACEBOOK....Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how
NUDE.............No Underwear Donned Either
BED................Biggest Edifying Discovery
SINGS.............Saying It NightinGale Style
AID..................Altruistic Intentional Disponibility
PARADISE......Preferential Accommodation Rewarding All Decent Individuals Surrendering Earthly-Existence
SEATED..........Sitting Easy Actually Thinking Energizing Daydreams
WIFE...............Wise Investment Flowering Eternally
WAVES...........Walloping Abeam Vessel Experiences Strain
AIDS...............Addictive Internet Disruptive Syndrome (What our youngsters are experiencing nowadays.)
ORCHARD.... Olive-trees, Ripe Citrus, Heavenly Aromas Richly Drifting
NEWS.............North East West South
MONEY...........Mamon's Obsession Not Erased Yet
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FUNNY WORDS
Another Game with words. Spell the word incorrectly to give it a funny meaning.
Lawyer: Lowyer a lawyer who does not charge that much.
Politician: Polytician a politician with many faces.
Minister: Ministare a politician who interacts with his constituents by lengthy eye-contact.
Hesitate: Hazytate .. think twice because of the fog.
Retire: Retyre .. get back into the garage to fix the wheel.
Advocate: Advokate .. a lady at the bar (legal term) named Kate or Catherine.
Careful: Carefool .. pay attention not to make a fool of yourself.
Policeman: Poleaseman .. an officer who controls the queues on election day.
Powerful: Powerfull .. so full of punch and power that he will soon explode.
Husband: Hasband .. the man wearing the band (ring) on his finger.
Anatomy: Annatommy .. study of the body structure of Anna and Tommy.
Restaurant: Restorrant .. Eating place where you are either satisfied with the food and service you get or where you finish up frustrated and angry.
Barricade: Barigate .. Stop admittance through the gate
Henceforth: Hensforth ... From now on, hens are requested to go out.
Procrastinate: Procrustinate ... Postpone cause the bread is too crusty.
Notary: Notarry... Public Officer who does not waste time.
Erotic: Errotic..... It is a mistake to be overly sex-minded.
They are not so difficult to think of. I will add more from time to time. If you know one leave it in Comments and I will be happy to add it here.
More Fun in the Hub: Funny Color Cartoons
Picture Acronym for DIE
Acronyms Contributed by Readers
BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)
SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)
CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)
ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)
HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)
BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)
CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)
DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)
LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)
ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)
WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)
DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)
MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)
SINGLE............ So I'm Never Getting Laid Ever (by Marissa)
ADIDAS............All Day I Dream About Sports (by Anon)
SMILE...............Seeing Miracles In Live Everyday (by Jonathan .. 10/4/14)
Acronyms with Pictures
Shortest NAMES for Boys and Girls.
Abe, Ben, Cal, Des, Eve,
Fay, Gus, Hal, Ike, Jo,
Kay, Lee, Mac, Ned, Oli,
Pam, Qut (pronounced 'Cute'),
Ray, Sal, Tam,
Ule (pronounced 'Yule'), Viv,
Wil, Xit (pronouncd 'Gzite'),
Yol, Zoe.
© 2010 Joseph Attard
Comments
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Police: Public Officers Lawfully Influencing Crime Expansion
By myself. Will add or edit later.
BIBLE-Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
LOL! Keep on, I think there's more you can think of.
LOL these are great!
Here is a cool one
M.A.S.H
Medical Aid for Sick Hippies
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Hunter365 - you have included the word 'for' in your meaning. Furthermore as far as I know MASH stands for pulp or puree, like mashed vegetables and fruit. Your meaning does not associate with the word Mash. Try to fix it or make a new one. Thank you kindly for your participation.
Run
Adolescents
Priest
Entering
SHITE.
System
Has
Intermittent
Terminal
Errors
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Thank you for your contributions. Tobes: I do not understand your Acronym. I have developed one of your suggested words: Priest.
Peter Gormley: Your Acronym is quite good, but better not to include such words, if you know what I mean.
How about these 2?
FISH: Finned Individual Swimming Hastily.
PRIEST: Person Representing In Earnest Saintly Traditions.
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SCULPTURE: Stone,Clay Used Labouriously Possibly Totally Unappreciated or Portraying The Usual R..... E....
(to be edited by Newhorizons)
Tobes's comment wasn't a suggestion for acronyms. He was giving you the acronym: R.A.P.E
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Ok Conor. I see Tobes's version now, the @Rape@ acronym. Quite near the mark.
LOVE
L - License
O - Of
V - Virgin
E - Extermination
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Hi Someone: I do not like the word 'extermination'. It is sadistic and cruel. Love is quite the oppostite of how you visualise it. Think of something postive and nice.
Sing- Silence is now gone
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Jesse Chang, that was a good try. I'll post it in the hub. You shd try another one................
Car Raced. Auto Slammed Here.
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Heuchera, I do not understand this. Oh yes, I do. It's really good.. you mean CRASH. I'm posting this with a little editing. Well done.
lol very funny. I likes it. When i get new one I will provide here.
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hi TopUniverse. Yes please do. I'm adding two new ones myself.
It's not original, but GRITS has been said to mean Girls Raised In The South. It relates to Southern women in the sense that they are often mentally tough and have grit.
Only Non-divisible Everything -- ONE (There *is* only one everything, after all :)
HAPPY -- Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself
Interesting topic, NewHorizons.
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Hi Psychlist, I love them and will include them later. Cheers.
1. AMC -All Makes Combined
2. AIDS - Additional Income for Dependant
3. AMC -A Major Cost
4. BEER - Bothersome Employer Elimination
5. BING - But It's Not Google
6. BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
7. BITCH - Babe In Total Control of Herse
8. CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
9. CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
10. BMW - Bring My Wheelchair
11. CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection
12. CRST - Can't Read Simple Text
13. DIARY - Darling I Always Remember You
14. DIGBY - Did I Go Broke Yet
15. DRS - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
16. GOOGLE - General Oblivion and Omnipote
17. LOVE - Loss Of Valuable Energy
18. MBBS - Married But Beautiful Sight
19. MCT - Mexican Chicken Trucks
20. SHAFT - Special Help After Forced Term…
21. SHIT - Special High Intensity Training
22. SWIFT - Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic
23. NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
24. ARMY-Ain't a Real Marine Yet
25. IBM-I Blame Microsoft
26. MBA-Mediocre But Arrogant
27. PhD-Piled High and Deep
28. WWW-World Wide Wait
29. ATM-Another Technical Mistake
30. DOS-Defunct Operating System
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Hi Thirumalesh,
you are the ONE. All yours? If so you must have spent a lot
of time compiling them. Well done!
I like - DOS, ATM, PHD, ARMY, LOVE, DIARY, CHEVY,BING most because they have 'association' and I will include them later. Thank you for your participation.
FUCT - Failed Under Continued Testing
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Hi Virgilio. What does FUCT mean? Never heard it...
How bout this one
S.omething
W.e
A.mericans
G.ot
Happy Chtistmas NewHorizons.I like this fun hub :)
FESTIVE
Family
Eating
Social
Time
Inviting
Vivacious
Event
Enjoy your Festivities !
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Ok Wearing Well. Good Attempt. Happy Christmas to you too. And to all we know:-)
MOM- Mother Of Me
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Pawn shopper, It's good and I will add it. Could have made it @Mother Of Mine@
MATH
mind aching terrible homework
:D
Hi can you make an interesting definition for HALO using H.A.L.O. as an acronym? I am forming a band from that name and decided it might be cool if we used it as an acronym but we don't know what it could stand for? Could you maybe help me?
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Missbee: As you know, a Halo is a kind of Diadem (headdress) put on Saint's heads in sacred paintings. Therefore as an acronym I would develop it as: Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head
But for a band perhaps something like this:
Heavenly Airs Lilting Overhead
Happy And Lively Orchestra
Hopeful And Loving Others
Cheers. Happy New Year to all
Now Ambrey :) A good one, yours. If you find Maths homework so difficult you know what you must do, don't you. Revise what you do at school that same evening and work out some extra examples. In no time at all you'll become as good as your other classmates. I know this would help you. Take care :)
NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Hi new horizons
I was wondering if you could make an acronym for the word birthday cause its my birthday soon
Thanks !!!!@
Oh ya and I almost forgot
Adidas
All
Day
I
Dream
About
Soccer
Thanks !!!!!!
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Ok Car Hunter. I like the Adidas One. See it included in my Website. And I'll think about "birthday" too and post it here if I succeed in building it :-)
Thank you for your contribution.
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Acronym for BIRTHDAY requested by Car Hunter.
Born In Righteousness To Hate Devilry All Year_long
boat - bring on another thousand
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks. which is surprisinglt true, but i lover chevrolet above all others, had to include that.
there not bad at all, i'd drive a chevy over any other vehicle on the planet. give me a ferarri, i'll sell it and buy me quite a few chevy's.
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Ok. So you love Chevys most of all. In my younger days I also loved cars and I used to own a CooperS. We used to do races in the street after midnight. But in Gozo there were few cars in those days.
Adidas is. All day I dream about sports.....not soccer
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
and
Retards
Attempting
Poetry
Great LOLLLLLL! :)
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Jalapeno10. Thanks. yes, they're a jolly good time waster.
Very funny stuff. Made me smiling and laughing. Thank you for that.
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Hi Ashley, I do not understand your Acronym. Please correct or explain better :-)
ADIDAS
ALL
DAY
I
DREAM
ABOUT
SEX
I got one HATERS
H-aving
A-nger
T-owards
E-veryone
R-eaching
S-uccess
SINGLE
SO
IM
NEVER
GETTING
LAID
EVER
LOVE.
Legs
Open
Very
Easily
PONTIAC
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
(no offense to anyone)
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Hi Baby17, Yours are great. I'm changing Nigger to Nitwit if you don't mind. So 'no offense to anyone' for sure.
All contributions have been included in WebPage, today 5th Sept, 2011
Can i suggest a SMILE?
S - simply
M - motivated
I - in
L - love
E - etc.
Hope it makes sense,lol
COLLEGE
come
on
lets
love
each
girl
equaly
hi.. can you make more funny Acronyms for MATH...:)
OK, This one will be backwards but every army guy knows this one: USARMY
Yes
My
Retarded
Arse
Signed
Up
How about the N.A.T.O.?
- No Action Talk Only (sexual dysfunction)
- No Action Touch Only
- No Action Taste Only
- No Action Test Only
LIFE
L-ove
I-sn't
F-reakin'
E-asy
well life is about love. LOL
M.entally
E.xasperate
N.onentity
BMW-Be My Wife
NATO stands for...give me funny answer...
H-Having
A-Anger
T-Toward
E-Everyone
R-Reaching
S-Success
Math
M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-humans
TOYOTA
T-Those
O-Old
Y-Yankees
O-Overprice
T-This
A-Automobile
WHY GAY PEOPLE CALL THEMSELVES BOB?
BOB
B - BEND
O - OVER
B - BUDDY!
FUN
Freely Understanding Nothing
APRIL
Abrasively Prudent Rain Intervention Lately?
HELL
Heat Entails Lives Lost
GMC
Got My Car!
GTO
Going To Overheat
JESUS
Just Entered Strongly United System
GOD
Getting Old Dude!!! (My sis's fav, lol)
or
Great Old Deity
or
Grasping Our Desires (It kind of fits, but it's not mine)
HATE
Having Always Thought Elseways
JOKE
Just Our Kind Escapade
RAIN
Reality Adjusting Interfering Noise
BLUE
Bright Like Untouched Elevations
DREAM
Dark Remnant Erantly Altering Memory
READING
Refusing Exhaustions As Directed Inside Nocturnal Grip
SCHOOL
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
MATH
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Stupid
S-smart
T-talented
U-unique
P-person
I-in
D-damand
your doop
They say Eniac stands for
Egyptian
Nonsense
In
America's
Country
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Hi guys, I like your Acronyms... lol
ITALY
I Trust And Love You
JAPAN
Just Always Pray At Night
H alf
O f
M y
E vening
W asted
O n
R andom
K nowledge
hey guys, what's about "MONEY"?
i have one for dessert
daily
eating
sweets
sends
everybody
really
thick
I also hae one for camera
Controlled
Aperture
Management
Equipment
Requiring
Amateurs
PAL Pretty Amazing Lady
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Georgia and ElMose........Great. Why not think of 5 others and enter the Competition. See above.
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I'll try to make one up......Thank you Fugis
W.O.M.E.N. Whorship Our Man's Every Need
PHD
Permanent Head Damage
FBI
Federal Boobs Investigators
TELSTRA
can I get an expansion for TELSTRA
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Hello mumbojumbo, I have to find out what TELSTRA means or what it stands for, first. Look again in a couple of days. Thanks for your participation.
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Nice try, Georgia.
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Very nice one, lol. Hope you don't mean it though.
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Hi, I like DREAM, GOD and HELL most. Thanks for your participation. Give us more. Cheers.
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Hi Sam,
I like your Acronym: MATH. Thanks. Cheers.
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Hi, TOYOTA is good. I would prefer 'Odd' instead of 'Old', because Odd implies that the Yankees have strange ideas, that's why they overprice the automobile. Thanks. Cheers.
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HI, MATH is a good acronym. Thanks. Cheers.
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Hi, I like 'HATERS'. Thanks. I am also adding it to my Webpage. Cheers.
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Hi, Sorry for the delay. NATO: Not Allowed To Overhear. Hope you like it. Cheers
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HI, I like BMW. Thanks.
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Hi, About NATO. I like your Acronyms. How about ... Not Allowed To Overtake. Thanks. Cheers.
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Hi, I'm adding this one HOMEWORK to my Website. Thanks. Cheers.
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Hi, Sorry for the Delay but I've now added your SINGLE to my WebPage about Acronyms. Thanks.
FORD
F- found
O- on
R- road
D- dead
Social
Arrangement
Turned
Up?
Reality
Doesn't
Achieve
Yes
Sort or makes sense... :)
My Own Natural Energy Yield
Sam (my name)Stupid A!# Mutha
ROBOT
Relief
of
Bordom
of
Teenagers
(actually exists in England)
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Good try: GetitGetit,Liquidtoxcity,Hunkyman,Sam and Anonymous.
SAM ...... S-erious A-nd M-ethodical, S-tandard A-merican M-an.
Finials: freak i never actually learned this shiz
ford: found on road dead ( back wards driver returns on foot)
Pms : pissed at men or pissed at mom
How about,
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Folding
Etc
FIAT
Fix
It
Again
Tony
An Australian car manufacturer, HOLDEN: Has Only Loser Drivers Entertained, Normally
TOTAL = Turns Out That All's Lost
How about a recursive acronym, where the first word is the word itself:
OPTUS: Perpetually Tardy, Usual Service
Optus is a phone company in Australia, like Telstra. Here's a recursive acronym for them:
TELSTRA - Ever Looming Service Takedowns, Randomly Available
speights (a new zealand beer)
some
people
enjoy
it
god
hates
the
shit
special
piss
enojyed
in
good
hotels
throughout
southland
ford
fix
or
repair
daily
found
on
rubbish
dump
first
on
race
day
driver
returns
on
foot
thought I'ld add a backwards one.
POLARIS
Pull
Off
Lake
And
Repair
In
Spring
Can you come up with the word "DOM" thanks
jesus
Just
Everybodys
Savior
Unlike
Saitin
JESUS
Just
Everybodys
Savior
Unlike
LAUGH
Letting
All
Unwanted
Grief
Halt
HATERS
Hating
Always
Towards
Everyone
Reaching
Success
BATH
Being
A
Terrific_person_of
Hygene
GOD
Great
Overlord_of
Da_universe
SEX = Sacred Energy Xchange!!!
Facebook = Factual and Communications Engine Based on Opportunist Killers
PEMDAS... Please excuse my dope ass swag(:
Just thought of this as searching for an acronym :)
S - simple
M - measure
I - in
L - life
E - everyday
TIME
Tallied in minutes everywhere
POLICE
Persons of law illegals can't escaple
COOL
Can obviously outmaneuver lameness
CRAP
Can really add pungency
ERRORS
Eluded Reading Riting or Rithmatic skills
COMET
Chunks or "Meteors" enter troposphere
NOSE
Notices olfactory stimulants everywhere
RUDENESS
Raucous undesirable dispicable engagement not even somewhat sensible
I like your police better.
Dumb
Retards
Asking for
More
Attention
JESUS
Just
Everyones
Savoir
Unlike
Saitan
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Hi Larfen and Dude, I like your acronyms. Little correction: Everyone's, Saviour, and Satan.
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Hi william: DOM = Downright Outgoing Man. dr dude, I like "God". thanks mikki, :) and Pilarr for your contributions.
WaruG your 'Smile' is good. Kent I like your 'Comet' and 'Nose' best. Thanks everyone.
School- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
Homework- Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
Single- Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier
Porsche- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
How About a Funny one for H.U.S.B.A.N.D
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Hello John, many thanks for your contributions. I like Homework and Single.
And Sheena, I'll try to build one for 'husband'. You gave me an idea, and I'll try one for "Wife" too. Thanks and Look again soon.
I need one for the word "budgeting" that actually has to do with budgeting.
stay
intoxicated
nightly
get
laid
everyday
COOL
Constipated
Overweight
Old
Lady
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Layla: I don't like this one. Try another one, please.
Conner: We've done 'Single' already. Thanks. Do another one.
Ug: I'll try 'budgeting' though it cd be difficult.
Sheena: 'Husband' and 'Wife' are ready, see them above.
Thanks everyone. See you next time..........
DELTA - Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
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Ok KasonHenderson, but where is the connection with the word Delta? As far as I know the primary meaning of 'Delta' is the mouth of a river.
I love this one,
M-akers
O-f
M-en
Math - Mental Abuse To Humans
School - Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives
POET
Pull
Out
Every
Time
Swift-Sure wish I finished training
Digby-Did I go broke yet and Backwords yes by golly I did
Ford-Flip over read directions
Ford -First on race day
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Hey Joe, I like 'FORD'. Thanks. And thnks Tomsdad, FunnyBoy and Yolo.
how about the acronym for police dream?can't find meaning for it
Delta is a major American airline, NewHorizons
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Reggie, 'police' I've already done. I might try 'dream'. Good idea.
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Waz: delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks.
Etc.~End If Thinking Capacity
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Tony, it's not so good I'm afraid.
"...delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks."
or it's a major American airline. Therefore, DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive, is a valid acronym and has a connection since they are known for losing luggage and having slow service.
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Ok, Kason Henderson, DoLo and all others who agree with them ... now I see it. The acronym for Delta (the American Airline) is approved and it's good, I admit. Thanks :) Now try another one.
money
mountains of non existing yearnings
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Hello lala, Thank you for reminding me of money. But I've made a better one I think. See it above.
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Yesterday I saw the film : Jack the Giant Slayer. I liked it a fantasy of adventure and I liked the actors too, especially Jack and Isabel. In the cast there was also Ewan McGregor who played a great part in the film. Both Jack's father and Isabel mother rightly emphasised that Giants do not really exist. So let me try the Acro of GIANT .... Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan.
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This afternoon my granddaughter was playing the piano. She is still in level 1 but I like to hear her play. I love music and its soothing effect. So what is Music.... This is how I try to build them. Sometimes I succeed and I end up with a good one. Other times they are not so good. Find a word beginning with M that is connected with music ...Melodious Melodies. Then the same for U .... Unision Universally. And so on ... Soothing Sung Struck , In Inside, Chimes Chiming Choirs Chorus. And I chose "Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus". See it above.
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I spent at least 15 minutes on Crook. See it above. . . crime, criminal, rogue, roughneck, refuting, rejecting, order, outlawed, outlaw, knowingly, kind.
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This morning I was returning from Malta on the noon Ferry and to pass the time I tried to do 'Mobile'. See it above. Can you think of one yourself? Leave it in Comments, please.
Love it great hub here on HubPages, made me laugh, shows up on the NATO radar too so well done.
what about an acronym for BUSINESS or
SUCCESS?
Im trying find some clever acronyms to use at my next business/investment seminar. Thanks.
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AAron, I'm glad that you think that my Hub cd be of some use. I'll try to do one of them.
I am an Amateur Radio Operator, with the prefix of a call sign UMW. We commonly use the Intl. Phonetic Alphabet but some folks have a cute or clever substitution that they use. (I am also a retired firefighter who has my own fire engine) and would appreciate someones input.
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Hi Chris, what do you mean 'someone's input'? I mean wow, having your own fire-engine. But are you allowed to go firefighting on your own? Do you need an acronym, perhaps I can help you :)
NATO stands for "Neads an American To Operate"
i need one for....
KPCOFGS
I need one for henry
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Hi HH, try a better one, you can do it. SHAY don't know what you mean!!
Linda ..... I'll try to make you one for HENRY in a few days.
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HENRY: Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly. I'm adding it to my list above.
Hi NewHorizons
This is a great site :)
I work for a Cycle Response Unit for the ambulance service in the UK. Could you think of anything that would be relevant to the job, needs to be funny, possibly even taking the mickey! (we have a good sense of humour!) for the letters CRU
Thanks! :)
Smile
S- seeing
M-miracles
I-in
L-life
E-everyday
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Hi deanoparky, I had to Google 'Cycle Response Unit' to see exactly what's your job. Sounds very interesting and altruistic too. I'll try to think of something for you :)
Jonathan .. Your Smile is quite good. I will add it above. Thanks for your contribution.
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Hi Deanoparky, I spent some time on CRU and this is all I could get.
Calling Riders Urgently
Crazy Riders Usually
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Or : Careful Riders Undoubtedly
GMC-
Generic Made Crap
BMW-
Bring My Wallet
MOM-
Made Of Money
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Hi AshleyC, You have built the acronyms but I see no connection, for example "made of money" does not make one think of MOM (except perhaps on rare occasions) :) I have a MOM above which is better I think = = Mother of Mine. However, thanks for your contribution.
Tell me the funny acronym of shimoga
Nana Kesse
the acronym for LANCASHIRE IS
LET ALL NATIONS COME AND SEE HOW I RULE ENGLAND
NIGERIA
NAIRA IS GAINING EXTRA-ORDINARY REPUTATION IN AFRICA
I went to Malta a few years ago and it is such a lovely place. it is very basic in ameietins etc but that adds to the experience and the people there are so friendly. It is a small place so wherever you stay you will be in easy reach of historic sites and other activities that you are wanting to do. I got the boat to Gozo. It is definitley worth a visit. Its actually quite a surreal place to go. people leave their keys in their front doors because there is no crime!! very different from here!i dont know about transport. we took taxis everywhere as the public transport seemed to just arrive whenever (didn't really stick to its timetable). We were going to hire a car but the driving over there is very scary, hehe. on the way to our hotel a car drove straight into our bus and then after a few raised voices both drivers just carried on as if nothing had happened. very strange!!
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Hi Ranyele,
I do not know how I did not see your comment before. I often check for comments. I'm glad that you liked Gozo, that's where I have always lived, apart from a short holiday abroad now and then. The buses today are very punctual and efficient, if fact we are a little proud of the service nowadays. I agree that the drivers here sometimes act in a crazy manner. Perhaps it is the heat of summer that goes to their heads. lol. And yes, no crime that's a blessing. Perhaps it's because the Island is so small and there is no place for 'bad' people :)
WIFE....When Intoxicated, Flirts Endlessly
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