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Hello Kitty Mania: Craziest Hello Kitty Stuff You've Ever Seen!

Updated on March 30, 2015

Hello Kitty Is Everywhere!

I'm sure we all know who Hello Kitty is. She is one of the most famous cat icons in this world created by a Japanese company called Sanrio. Now, I love Hello Kitty as much as the next girl: A cute kitty with no visible mouth, what's not to love? However, I wondered if there were people out there with real Hello Kitty addictions not dissimilar to other collectible addictions!

Now I know what you are thinking, "I've seen Hello Kitty clothing, doll collections, chairs, tattoos, toys and cellphones, what more do I need to see?" Although I'm sure we've all seen the requisite, ubiquitous Hello Kitty items, there are some crazy things I've found that I guarantee will just blow your mind! Scroll down and see!


Some Quickie Facts:

Company: Sanrio

Gender: Female

Television Series: Hello Kitty and Friends (Tokyo, US)

Official Unicef Title: Unicef Special Friend of Children

ThemePark: Sanrio Puroland (Tokyo, Japan)

Check out some of Hello Kitty's most popular and outrageous collectibles:


Still Cute Hello Kitty Stuff

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Still Cute Hello Kitty Stuff

This group of hello kitty paraphernalia registers "still cute" on my crazy Hello Kitty Richter scale. If you own this stuff, you haven't really reached the level of Hello Kitty Mania.

1. Hello Kitty Banana Holder: Why you need a device that holds your banana is beyond me, as obviously the banana peel is already in charge of that job, no?

2. Hello Kitty Coffee Maker: This one is completely understandable. I mean grabbing a cup of joe made by Hello Kitty can certainly brighten up your mornings.

3. Hello Kitty Sushi: This is just a toy. No harm, no foul. Hello Kitty Roll is a go.

4. Hello Kitty Sanitary Pads: This one does carry an "ick factor". I mean do I really want Hello Kitty down there?!

5. Hello Kitty Toaster: This appliance is in the same vein as number 2. It can be a cute thing to have for any Hello Kitty fan. I mean eating a toast of Hello Kitty's face is kind of cool.

Kind of Crazy Hello Kitty Stuff

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Kind of Crazy Hello Kitty Stuff!

This second group of Hello Kitty stuff is simply stuff I would NEVER buy/wear/try out! It certainly registers borderline crazy on the scale.

6. Hello Kitty Computer: Hmm, in terms of function, I just can't picture doing anything intense on it! Plus, not too professional.

7. Hello Kitty Swarovski Cover: This is not an actual phone, just the crystals that are covering it. The approximate cost is $2000.00! (It is Swarovski crystal!) The cost is definitely what placed it in this category since sadly, I think it's kind of cute in an over-the-top way.

8. Hello Kitty Bathroom: There's no need for Hello Kitty to be starring down at me while Im doing my business!

9. Hello Kitty Eyeshadow: Much too extreme! I would never do my make-up like this but as I've said often "to each his/her own!"

Crazy Hello Kitty Stuff: No Doubt About It!

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Crazy Hello Kitty Stuff!

If you own/wear any of the Hello Kitty items in this group, you are officially a crazy Hello Kitty person!

10. Hello Kitty Taser Gun: I guess this could be useful for any female cop looking to jazz up her gear. Don't know if the co-workers would take you seriously though..

11. Hello Kitty Molars: Super Freaky!

12. Hello Kitty Rifle: This one I have to admit is KINDA cool! Well, for the female hunters out there!

Over the Top Craziest Hello Kitty Stuff!

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Craziest, Over The Top Hello Kitty Stuff!

Yep, this stuff is just plain crazy. If you have any of these things, it's time to check yourself into a Hello Kitty rehab clinic!

14. A fuschia Hello Kitty Ferrari. Even the license plate number is fashioned in Hello Kitty approved style.

15. Hello Kitty Airport: Can you imagine what body of government allowed something like this to conspire?!

16. No this is not a Hello Kitty microphone. It is a vibrator. Ewwww.

17. Hello Kitty Wedding: I honestly can't think of a more tacky wedding theme!? Any man that would agree to a Hello Kitty themed wedding is either delusionally crazy or completely in love.

18. Hello Kitty Mansion: This is taking your love of Hello Kitty to a whole different level. An entire house decorated in Hello Kitty?! Call the Hello Kitty Help Hotline now!

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      AARON99 7 years ago

      Just awesome. I have no words to express my feelings. I mean, i am so facinated about this hub. Congrats yenajeon for making such a wonderful hub.

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      Tammy Lochmann 7 years ago

      LOL... a Hello Kitty vibrator ewww! Great job I was totally laughing my head off.

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      BkCreative 7 years ago from Brooklyn, New York City

      I knew Hello Kitty was popular but I had no idea it was such a mania - but hey why not - life is about enjoyment. I have tons of Hello Kitty books - why? because my neighbor works for the company that publishes the books here in the US - she writes them so she shares them and then I share them - the kids all know the Kitty!

      Such an interesting hub - thanks for the photos!

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      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      I can't believe I know nothing of Hello Kitty. We never saw the Hello Kitty AK-47 in Vietnam. Thanks for a pretty hub.

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      Aaron99: I'm glad you were as fascinated as I and thanks for visiting! =)

      Tammy: Honestly that one was one of the most shocking for me! Hello Kitty is like for little children!

      Thanks for commenting!

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      BK: I am in no way against Hello Kitty. I actually love it, which is why I was looking it up in the first place. But then... I started seeing the mania. All I wanted was a necklace =)

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      Micky: Hi Micky!! I wonder why you didn't use HelloKitty AK47's over there... It would have been super distracting and your pictures would have looked great! =) Your comment gave me a big laugh.

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      2patricias 7 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

      What a cute Hub! It just shows how the marketplace can pick up a trend and work it to the last penny!

      Made us giggle - thanks.

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      I know! I guess its time for us to create a market with a cute little animal!

      I'm glad it gave you guys a giggle =)

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      Pamela Oglesby 7 years ago from United States

      Very neat hub. Kitty is everywhere. Very cute.

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      k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California

      LOL! Hello Kitty has everything! Thanks for the laugh. :D

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      Pamela: Yes, Hello Kitty has been everywhere and it still hasn't died down!

      Kari: I'm so glad you got a laugh out of it. Thanks for visiting =)

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      wordscribe41 7 years ago

      So funny. This hub totally brought me back to when I used to live in Asia (Japan). I'm telling you everything was Hello Kitty, it was nauseating. Even women in their 20's and 30's were sporting the cat. I'm glad my kids aren't into it. We do have a store here, and I walk AROUND it as much as possible. Nicely done!!!

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      prettydarkhorse 7 years ago from US

      They are all QT, Gotta love Hello Kitty stuff, and pink is a womans best friend, love the color and love your hub, Sanrio never goes out of style as well, amusing images yena, thanks,love the house, isn't it?? Maita

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      Wordscribe: I bet it was a blast living in Japan. I'm assuming you were in Tokyo? Yes, the Kitty Mania is insane!

      Thanks for your comments =)

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      Maita: I totally agree pink is a woman's best friend. I've been dying to buy a hello kitty necklace with swarovski!

      So glad you loved it! =)

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      oscillationatend 7 years ago from a recovering narcissist.

      This...this is disturbingly fabulous.

      I could only imagine the time it took to get that eyeshadow right!

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      oscillationatend: I was also somewhat excited and disturbed when doing this hub, its great!

      thanks for commenting =)

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      Holle Abee 7 years ago from Georgia

      My granddaughters LOVE Hello Kitty stuff! Wow. Didn't know they made it for adults. lol

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      yenajeon 7 years ago from California

      Habee: I don't know a single little girl who doesn't love Hello Kitty! Its everywhere =)

      Bad Company: Glad you enjoyed it, and yes there is a mansion. Would you ever go visit it?

      Thanks for visiting!

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      Cali.Girl. *408* 6 years ago

      OMG!!! AWESOME man that is sick.. I LOVE HELLO KITTY! I seriously thought the lounge was pretty sweet!

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      yenajeon 6 years ago from California

      I Love Hello Kitty too, but honestly There IS a LINE!!!

      Thanks for commenting!

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      epigramman 6 years ago

      SAY HELLO to my two kittys ... Little Miss Tiffy and Mister Gabriel ...they don't have to go shopping and they have already won the lottery of life - they have me!

      Well my dear you have two very important things in common - your life affirming hubs match god's blessing of your lovely smile!

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      yenajeon 6 years ago from California

      I have a kitty too! Her name is Kimbab.

      Thank you for your comments!

      Yena

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      epigramman 6 years ago

      I am broke and I have spent all of my hard earned money on kitty kitty products - but on the other hand - just to read your hubtastic hubs - it was worth it!

      (and your smile is nice too!)

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      luvintkandtj 6 years ago from USA

      lmao this is soo funny i actually live in "hello kitty town" in tokyo.

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      yenajeon 6 years ago from California

      epigramman: I too spend a lot of money on my little kitty. She's so spoiled!

      luvintkandtj: I cannot believe you live there. It must be either awesome or a nightmare LOL

      Thanks yall for visiting!

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      Peggy Woods 6 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Since we don't have children...I missed this craze. Thanks for the introduction. We have real live cats which bring daily smiles to our lives. :-)

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      yenajeon 6 years ago from California

      I also have a real cat who keeps us super busy! Thanks for visiting =)

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      Winsome 6 years ago from Southern California by way of Texas

      Hey Yenajeon, did you just say "Y'all" lol--what a fun hub. A Hello Kitty taser hmmmm--reminds me of Monty Python's "Holy Hand Grenade" This hub really shows off your sense of humor which I totally get and enjoy.

      Thanks for the laughs. =:)

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      yenajeon 6 years ago from California

      Winsome: Yes, I grew up in the Texas/New Mexico area! Currently in the Midwest. The yall thing is seriously the only thing that's still with me! lol

      And I totally get your profile picture because I Love that movie!

      Thanks for visiting!

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      gwennies pen 6 years ago

      I love Hello Kitty stuff! ;)I actually have a few things such as the trendy wallet with cell phone holder, lamp, bedding and pencil. But, although I even enjoy going to a store here in my town that carries so much more than what I own, I would never go to the extremes some of them have done in your hub. Thanks for sharing...I did laugh at some of it. Silly stuff, like you point out yenajeon. The things people think of!

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      angeljuanta 6 years ago

      ...cute tlga ng mga hello kitty things buti nmn ako may collection nyan...

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      annaise 6 years ago

      HELLO KITTY ROCKS WHO EVER MADE THIS WEBSITE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Hello Kitty Eyeshadow Answer 6 years ago

      Being a retarded scene queen once upon a time, she did her makeup, and then applied a temporary tattoo. I've seen way better makeup jobs done, where their entire eye is a rainbow! Regardless, cool makeup idea. Temporary tattoos for the eyes.. careful.

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      TFVJ 6 years ago

      I AM DOING A HELLO KITTY COLLECTION BUT I DO NOT KNOW THE THINGS SHE GOT IN THERE I WANA ROCK MY HOUSE WITH HELLO KITTY. WHERE DO I BUY THEM?

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      WINTER GIRL 6 years ago

      YOU SEE PLEASE YOU DO NOT KNOW I ALWAYS HATE THE WAY I MAKE MISTAKES I GOT A HELLO KITTY PURSE FOR MY BDAY SO I NEED A HELLO KITTY COLLECTION

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      WINTER GIRL 6 years ago

      YOU SEE PLEASE YOU DO NOT KNOW I ALWAYS HATE THE WAY I MAKE MISTAKES I GOT A HELLO KITTY PURSE FOR MY BDAY SO I NEED A HELLO KITTY COLLECTION

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      tonny 6 years ago

      pppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come online everyday 5to7

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      tonny 6 years ago

      pppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come online everyday 5to7

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      yenajeon 6 years ago from California

      TFVJ, WinterGirl, Tonny: I know you are the same person but I've included Amazon links to many Hello Kitty items. Just click on it and buy! If you want the hello kitty shirt just click on that link! Happy Kitty Shopping!

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      ultraviola kits 6 years ago

      wow what a greatttttttttttttt job that's pretty good i so like it

      awesome girl love....

      myname:ultraviola kits

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      amor 5 years ago

      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLO KITTY

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      andrea 5 years ago

      i what it alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll so badly

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      molisa 5 years ago

      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV V EEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLO KITTY COR AND THE HOME

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      audrey‚ô• 5 years ago

      wat about the plane and the hospital? ya kinda forgot the craziest ones but overall pretty great luv da house

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      clarissa 5 years ago

      owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hello kitty house and hello kitty car im a number1 hello kitty fan

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      itzel8 5 years ago

      i love hello kitty she s my faforite

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      samantha 5 years ago

      its sooo nice i love them

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      Pretty princess 5 years ago

      I love HK! The best.

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      Ivonne 4 years ago

      i love hello kitty so much

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      Flabelos Machines 4 years ago

      I personally love Hello Kitty. I'm not crazy obsessed where I have Hello Kitty all over my bedroom but I was wondering if Hello Kitty school supplies are childish. Not a backpack but some notebooks that have Hello Kitty on them and pencils and stuff. I think they're really cute but I don't want to get picked on.

      http://www.bestgymequipment.co.uk/

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      mariah 4 years ago

      i love hello kitty ang ganda talaga

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      colyn 4 years ago

      i love hello kitty very much sobrang ganda talaga parang gusto ko mag karon ng lahat ng hello kitty

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      Jewels 4 years ago

      I am hello kitty's number one fan I just love hello kitty like llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hello kitty

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      onefineday 3 years ago

      OMG. I want them all!!

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      Pati 20 months ago

      love hello kitty and has anyone ever checked out tokidoki?

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