- Games, Toys, and Hobbies
PS Vita and a toilet
No, this isn't a thread about how the PS Vita sucks, and how the only thing it's good for is toilet paper. I actually like the little guy, sure it's not the best thing since sliced bread, but it has it's moments.
My Vita has become like my Wii, kind of just sitting around waiting for that special game to play. It's like a CoD camper, it just waits there, not moving a muscle until I walk by, then it's plow...how do you like me now.
Well, this past weekend I was given Resistance: Burning Skies, just because people knew how much I enjoyed the series on the PS3. At first I just put it aside not really giving it a second thought, but then for some strange reason as I was laying in bed staring at the ceiling I figured I would give it a try.
While playing the game, my stomach felt as if it was bubbling over...kind of like a witches cauldron...so I had to make a mad dash to the crapper, of course with the Vita still in my hands.
As I sat there dropping off the goods, I was playing Resistance the whole time, not aware of how much time had passed. Once I snapped back into reality and realized I was sitting in my own funk for what must have been twenty minutes or so, I was ready to move on.
I placed my Vita on the shelf and started taking care of business. When everything was all cleaned out, I attempted to stand up...but with my legs not having any feeling in them since sat so long, it didn't work out as planned. I almost crashed into the shower but luckily was able to grab onto the sink and hold myself up until I regained feeling back into my legs.
So the moral of this story is, don't game on the toilet unless you have a spotter...and don't touch my Vita when you come over, unless you're wearing gloves.