Pissing Can Be Fun Too
The first school I ever went to was an enlightening experience in more ways than one. In the main I hated it, the food was terrible, the teaching lacking and the discipline very much overdone. Who could think that nuns could be such tyrants. There was very little fun.
The boys urinal was no more than a eight foot high brick wall screened off from the playground by another of a similar height. Here we were not usually watched by nuns. Here was my first exposure to pissing games.
The basic object of the exercise was to direct a stream of urine as far up the wall as possible. Which brick could you hit? I still remember with some dismay that some of these small boys were able send a jet of pee up and over the top of the wall with room to spare. These five year old boys were real piss artists.
Artistry too was the name of the game in times of snowfall when I reckon every male has tried to produce a picture or at least write his name. Hence we have the warning... 'Don't eat yellow snow'.
It isn't just kids games. I daresay every man who has faced a urinal has one one time or another directed a jet of urine at an object floating in the toilet or used his stream to wash disinfectant off the back or a urinal.
The Sega Toylet
Recognising the primeval urge of man to play games while they pee, the Japanese games company Sega launched a series of toilet games in 2011. So far there are four games available.
Graffiti Eraser - This is where a stream of pee is used to remove graffiti.
Milk From Nose - This is a multiplayer game where the stength of your stream is measured against those who pissed before you. I daresay cheats will use high powered water pistols.
Manneken Pis - Measures exactly how much urine you have managed to produce. I can imagine this being quite a popular game in some areas of 'Publand'.
The North Wind and Her - Here you pee to lift a girls skirt. I daresay a bit like the old handle cranking 'What the Butler Saw' only here it will be your pee that runs out before the penny.
Pee Games Demo
The urge to empty ones bladder is one which nobody can ignore for too long. As they say 'A bean is a bean but a pee is a relief'. We are going to use the urinal anyway. These games though if located in a bar may be a sufficient inducement for some to have just a few more pints and so pee and play.
The Piss Screen
Sega were not the first however. The Piss Screen was the first to make an appearance claiming to offer 'an interactive urinary experience'. Far from being just a game however there was a serious side. It aimed to show whether the toileteer was too drunk to drive and so boost trade for local taxi companies.
Like Sega it works largely by urine hitting a pressure sensitive screen.
Not All Computer Games
It is not all computer games though. One sometimes comes across Pee Football. In the bottom of the urinal is a small football pitch and goal. The aim of the game is to direct your jet of urine at the small ball and score a goal, or as many goals as you can. Fun for some.