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QWOP Strategy Guide - The Best QWOP Game Strategy Technique & How to's

Updated on February 3, 2013
Making progress on QWOP
Making progress on QWOP

The QWOP Strategy Guide

QWOP Guide: Most of you would have heard of QWOP (but if you've just crawled out from under a rock, play it now! Just remember to come back to this page in two hours when you give up). This is just a quick hub which reveals not the meaning of life, but something far more inportant - the QWOP strategy guide.

The objective of this annoyingly addictive game is to somehow move this (ex-contortionist and obviously alcoholic) Olympic runner 100 metres to the finish line. The only trouble is, this medical marvel of an athlete has no bones, and is cursed with the coordination abilities of drunk hippo.

The only user controls are the "Q," "W," "O" and "P" keys, which, through some super-human feat, you must use to get the runner to the finish line.


The QWOP Strategy Guide:

Now although some people has achieved the full 100 metres using techniques which make the poor runner look like he has some incurable, spastic twitch, there is actually a certain strategy to this game.

Although it took me three weeks solid to figure out (I've got to get out more), the trick to beating QWOP is actually quite simple. Keys "W" and "O" control the left leg, while "Q" and "P" control the right. This means that all you have to do is alternare the pairs of keys at the optimal time (when the runner's raised, front foot is about 6 inches from the ground) in order to get the beautiful running motion that evolved, modern-day man has aquired (and NOT the peculiar technique this "special" athlete is inclined to).

And that's all there is to it : W&O, Q&P, W&O, Q&P, W&O, Q&P... all the way to the finish line!


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      How to Win a QWOP Game 6 years ago

      Thanks my friend for the visit.

      I loved your Hub as well.

      Thumb up :-)

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      QWOP Strategy Guide 6 years ago

      Haha, really funny stuff :P Thanks!

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      Someone 6 years ago

      LOL!! JUST LOL!!

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      Dan 5 years ago

      Thanks for the tips!

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      Dan 5 years ago

      Thanks for the tips!

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      yourmom 5 years ago

      boo hoo

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      That STalker down the street 5 years ago

      THIS GAME IS FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE

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      BEavis 4 years ago

      THANSKKKSsSS

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      The Pink Panther 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      No worries mate!

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      tommy 4 years ago

      holy crap this is hard

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      The Pink Panther 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Haha, just try and follow the technique outlined in this hub and you should do alright! :P

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      chicken 4 years ago

      lol thanks i just completed it... on a hacked version XD

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      The Pink Panther 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Ha! You're right - I forgot to mention that sometimes the last resort should just be to use a hacked version of QWOP!

      Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my how - to QWOP guide!

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      TeslaCoilGirl 4 years ago

      Still can't go more than 25m xD but thx buddy was very helpful

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      Lolovich 4 years ago

      Wuhuuu! reached 100,1m i´m a national hero....

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      The Pink Panther 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Glad you found it helpful! With practice, I'm sure you'll break that 25 m ! :D

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      The Pink Panther 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Like a BOSS! Good job!

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      QWOPSTER 4 years ago

      At first I was, "HOW is it possible to get negative meters?" then 8 meters and "WHOO"

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      The Pink Panther 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Congrats! :P

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      flaming ramen 4 years ago

      I just sqrape my knees against the ground. Until this strategy

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      The Pink Panther 4 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Glad it helped flaming ramen! If you want to try another similar, but equally fun an difficult game, there's a new one out called 'Surgeon Simulator 2013'

      Have fun!

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      pffsadfiljasfsld;ifujashdfiuyadsgoas8idusdgiuasdogiuasgh 3 years ago

      I CANT GET PAST 6.5 METERS

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      The Pink Panther 3 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Keep trying! You'll get it eventually!

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