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Poop and Fart Fun

Updated on February 26, 2015

It's my father-in-law fault I made this POOP and FART lens

I'm going undercover with this one. From now on call me Dr PoopLittle.

Everything started when my family joked that favourite conversation topic of my dearest father-in-law is actually POOP and FART topic. He jokes about his own fart styles, poop colour and sizes (excuse me for this!) and you know it's always VERY FUNNY!

Here you can find poop and fart gadgets and toys, great gifts, books, links and videos!

If you like this lens please do vote!

Poop and Fart Gadgets (for men) - Why not to give someone a gift like this...

Let's fun begin

Poop and Fart Gadgets (for women)

Few Poop and Fart Jokes

Smelly One-Liners from ouc1.com

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poop. When one fly farts, the other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.

Confucius say "Crowded elevator always smell different to midget."

Confucius say "Man who fart in Church sit in own pew."

Confucius say "Man who belch after eating fart from mouth."

Definition of a fart: A turd honking for the right of way!

Definition of bravery: A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

Definition of surprise: A fart with a lump in it!

A man had such a smelly fart once that he had to spend 15 years in jail… for air pollution.

Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't have assholes until they're married.

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!

How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If she farts, her ankles swell.

Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player? He wanted to buy a bowel.

What would you call a person who sends fart jokes by email all the time? A person who passes gas frequently.

What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart because it goes right through your trousers and doesn't even leave a hole.

What do you get if you eat beans and onions? Tear Gas.

Better out than in, I always say.

"Darling," says a husband coyly to his wife, "let's swap positions tonight." "What a good idea," she replies. "You stand in front of the sink and do the dishes and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Easter Bunny farts.

Why do Irishmen only put 239 beans in their chili? Because one more would make it too faaarty!

Got any sugestions?

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    • iPadGeek profile image

      iPadGeek 

      6 years ago

      :D

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      Thelastmimzy 

      6 years ago

      Great lens, I needed that...lmao

    • itsmuzza2011 profile image

      itsmuzza2011 

      7 years ago

      great lens ILMFO at this one , my wife wasnt impressed.... LOL its a tough life i suppose

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      the777group lm 

      7 years ago

      So sh*tty that I had to lensroll it to my Jokes Addict lens.

    • glenbrook profile image

      glenbrook 

      7 years ago

      ROTFL.

    • hlkljgk profile image

      hlkljgk 

      7 years ago from Western Mass

      tee hee. rolled to my gag gifts lens.

    • BuckHawkcenter profile image

      BuckHawkcenter 

      7 years ago

      OK, too funny! Will wonders never cease. Your Confucius sayings are hilarious.

    • Othercatt profile image

      Othercatt 

      7 years ago

      Well, I was going to do my own poop lens but it looks like you and Dr.Pooplittle have got it all covered. This was great. lmao! Especially at the plush poop and pee. Who knew? Thanks for the laugh!

    • BusyQueen profile image

      BusyQueen 

      8 years ago

      OH MY, lol--- Well, Squidoo does need to cover all topics. I gave you 5 stars! :)

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      DrPoopLittle 

      8 years ago

      @anonymous: Oh yeah! You should have seen the keywords people type in and land on my lens... Ha Ha Ha

    • profile image

      anonymous 

      8 years ago

      Potty Humor, Dirty Jobs, and the movie "Blazing Saddles"

      come to mind when I think of this lens' topic.

      And the Old Grandfather One, ".....come here boy and pull my finger"

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