Stuff Stoners Want
Make a Stoner Smile!
It's not hard to figure out the stuff stoners want. As long as it falls into one of three categories (anything with a stoner leaf, a picture of Bob Marley or Rasta colors), it'll make a stoner smile. Why? Because stoner stuff is cool. And although it's readily available and mostly affordable, people don't tend to own a bunch of it. So pretty much everything is unique and able to be shown off and bragged about.
Except for the Blunt poster on the left. I think there's some sort of unwritten rule that says you have to own this poster in order to be a stoner. Every single stoner I've ever known has had this poster! And don't worry. If you feel the unquenchable urge to own it too, you'll find it about halfway down the page.
Stoner Kitchen Stuff
While most kitchen stuff is reserved for women, that rule doesn't apply to this stoner kitchen stuff. Both men and women stoners alike will enjoy any of this stoner kitchen stuff.
Just imagine the bragging rights that come with having stoner leaf shaped cookies or filling your drink with stoner leaf shaped ice.
The only way to top that would be to casually eat a piece of bread with a stoner leaf toasted right onto it (but not so casually that your friends don't see it!)
Gama-Go "Pot" Holder
Stoneware Ice Cube Tray
Hemp Leaf Toaster
Stoneware Cookie Cutter
Doobie Candles, Set of 8
Stoner Wall Stuff
I'm pretty sure owning a bunch of stoner wall stuff is also mandatory to being a stoner.
Whether it be posters, wall decals or even something they drew themselves, every single stoner I've ever known has had some sort of stoner leaf hanging on their walls (or in their lockers or in their car or somewhere).
4:19 Got A Minute Clock
24 Piece Glow In The Dark Weeds
24 Piece Glow In The Dark Weeds
Stoner Zone Sign
Pothead Parking Sign
The Token Blunt Flag Banner
Stoner Sleeper Stuff
To be honest, I've never seen a stoner use stoner sleeper stuff on their bed.
I've seen stoner blankets draped across couches and pinned to walls.
And I've seen stoner pillows laying on chairs.
But I've never seen a stoner sheet and comforter set on a bed.
I Love Weed Pillow
Stoner Boardgames Stuff
I sometimes wonder who buys these stoner games because I'm pretty sure it's not stoners.
I've never met a stoner who actually owned one of these games! Heck, I've never even met one that's actually seen one of these games with their own two eyes!
I guess that makes these the rarest gifts on the page!
Stoner City Board Game
Stoner Trivia: Game For Potheads
Stonerware Chess Set
Wacky Tobacky Dice Game
Deluxe Weed Card Game
Stoner Skins for your Video Games and Electronics
If Stoners Read, They Probably Read Stoner Picture Books
I wasn't kidding about the stoner picture books. This book is like the Holy Grail to a stoner, so it should come as no surprise that it contains 1120 full color pictures within its 512 pages.
If you know a stoner who doesn't own this book, I can guarantee he'll be your friend for life if you give it to him. Tsk tsk! I can see your eyes wandering down to the cheaper books. Ignore them. They're only there because I'm expected to include more than one book. Seriously, if you want to give a stoner a kickbutt gift, this book is it!
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