Why I Hate Cliff Bleszinski
Who is Cliff Bleszinski?
Cliff Bleszinski was the Design Director for Epic Games (Gears of War, Unreal Tournament, Bulletstorm). He recently left Epic Games to pursue new adventures. So why do I hate him? It is really simple and there are only two reasons why. And who is that chick in the picture?
Reason 1 to Hate CliffyB
He makes video games! That is reason number one to hate him. Cliff Bleszinski or CliffyB for short, has a really cool job! I'm sure he earns lots of money and has at least one nice car. You can imagine his home rocks too. But there is another reason to dislike this guy. A much better reason.
Reason 2 to Hate CliffyB
Look at what CliffyB gets to go home to every night (see above). That is the second reason to hate Cliff.
Meet Lauren Berggren
You may think Lauren Berggren is just another pretty face, but she is also a true hardcore gamer! She is not one of these girls that poses with controllers and plays a game on occasion. No, Miss Berggren is a serious player! She has played in video game tournaments and was even crowned Miss Video Game 2007.
Lauren Berggren Photo GalleryClick thumbnail to view full-size
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Bikini Butt Pic???
Lauren says that the day she gets 31,337 Twitter followers, she will post this un-cropped string bikini picture! It will be interesting to see if she actually goes through with it or if she'll censor the pic with logos. As of September 10, 2012, she is sitting at 30,770 followers. Guys, she's close to the goal.
You can follow Lauren Berggren on Twitter.
9/29/2012 Bikini Butt Pic Update
Lauren Bleszinski (she has married Cliff - dang it!) has finally reached her Twitter goal of 31,337 followers. As promised, she posted the full bikini picture. But as you can see, it is all blurry. I'm sure she intentionally resized a smaller image to a bigger size to give us this low grade photo.
I sure wish the image quality was better. I figured Lauren would censor the picture in some way. Oh well, she belongs to CliffyB now. So everyone, you just have to visualize the g-string and cheeks being there.
CliffyB Has the Life
Let's review. Cliff Bleszinski has a cool job and has a woman to game with forever. Yup, I hate him. Seriously though, congrats to the gaming couple for finding each other! They are now married. CliffyB better not screw it up!