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Why I Hate Cliff Bleszinski

Updated on March 29, 2013

Who is Cliff Bleszinski?

Cliff Bleszinski was the Design Director for Epic Games (Gears of War, Unreal Tournament, Bulletstorm). He recently left Epic Games to pursue new adventures. So why do I hate him? It is really simple and there are only two reasons why. And who is that chick in the picture?

Reason 1 to Hate CliffyB

He makes video games! That is reason number one to hate him. Cliff Bleszinski or CliffyB for short, has a really cool job! I'm sure he earns lots of money and has at least one nice car. You can imagine his home rocks too. But there is another reason to dislike this guy. A much better reason.

Reason 2 to Hate CliffyB

Lauren Berggren aka @L337Lauren
Lauren Berggren aka @L337Lauren

Look at what CliffyB gets to go home to every night (see above). That is the second reason to hate Cliff.

Meet Lauren Berggren

You may think Lauren Berggren is just another pretty face, but she is also a true hardcore gamer! She is not one of these girls that poses with controllers and plays a game on occasion. No, Miss Berggren is a serious player! She has played in video game tournaments and was even crowned Miss Video Game 2007.

Lauren Berggren Photo Gallery

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Headset? Check. Eyewear? Check. Black shirt? Double check.Lauren Berggren's sexy look.Back dimples! So sexy!Not sure what is up with the layered shirt half off - oh wait, the shirt underneath is a darker color. Is that what she is showing me?Lauren working on her PC and you can see ... oh my, activate the Lauren Berggren butt alert!Lauren in a Bioshock setting.Lauren Berggren nude - playing games!Lauren Berggren major cleavage alert!Lauren showing us the twins - thank you!I really like her hair in this pic.
Headset? Check. Eyewear? Check. Black shirt? Double check.
Headset? Check. Eyewear? Check. Black shirt? Double check.
Lauren Berggren's sexy look.
Lauren Berggren's sexy look.
Back dimples! So sexy!
Back dimples! So sexy!
Not sure what is up with the layered shirt half off - oh wait, the shirt underneath is a darker color. Is that what she is showing me?
Not sure what is up with the layered shirt half off - oh wait, the shirt underneath is a darker color. Is that what she is showing me?
Lauren working on her PC and you can see ... oh my, activate the Lauren Berggren butt alert!
Lauren working on her PC and you can see ... oh my, activate the Lauren Berggren butt alert!
Lauren in a Bioshock setting.
Lauren in a Bioshock setting.
Lauren Berggren nude - playing games!
Lauren Berggren nude - playing games!
Lauren Berggren major cleavage alert!
Lauren Berggren major cleavage alert!
Lauren showing us the twins - thank you!
Lauren showing us the twins - thank you!
I really like her hair in this pic.
I really like her hair in this pic.

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Lauren Berggren G-String Bikini
Lauren Berggren G-String Bikini

Bikini Butt Pic???

Lauren says that the day she gets 31,337 Twitter followers, she will post this un-cropped string bikini picture! It will be interesting to see if she actually goes through with it or if she'll censor the pic with logos. As of September 10, 2012, she is sitting at 30,770 followers. Guys, she's close to the goal.

You can follow Lauren Berggren on Twitter.

Lauren Bleszinski pink g-string bikini butt
Lauren Bleszinski pink g-string bikini butt

9/29/2012 Bikini Butt Pic Update

Lauren Bleszinski (she has married Cliff - dang it!) has finally reached her Twitter goal of 31,337 followers. As promised, she posted the full bikini picture. But as you can see, it is all blurry. I'm sure she intentionally resized a smaller image to a bigger size to give us this low grade photo.

I sure wish the image quality was better. I figured Lauren would censor the picture in some way. Oh well, she belongs to CliffyB now. So everyone, you just have to visualize the g-string and cheeks being there.

Look at the cute couple - CliffyB is one lucky man!
Look at the cute couple - CliffyB is one lucky man!

CliffyB Has the Life

Let's review. Cliff Bleszinski has a cool job and has a woman to game with forever. Yup, I hate him. Seriously though, congrats to the gaming couple for finding each other! They are now married. CliffyB better not screw it up!

Photos provided by http://www.whosay.com/CliffBleszinski, http://www.whosay.com/L337Lauren and http://twitpic.com/photos/L337Lauren.

So what do you think of Cliff Bleszinski's life?

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      KenjiFox 20 months ago

      You're name is Chantal then, and you and Lauren are both beautiful.

      I don't know Clifford well enough to know what all happened between you, but best of luck and good wishes to you.

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      j alexander 21 months ago

      WOW, how pathetic can one person be? I guess you are trying to define that for the world. How about a pro-tip, dipshit. Go out into the world and be your own man and create great things. Then you don't have to whine like a stalker/twat about someone elses wife. I hope law enforcement is watching you, because there is nothing healthy about this stupid fucking post, you freak. Do the world a favor, understand that every bad thing you have ever felt about yourself is true and kill yourself before you snap and hurt normal folk. Hopefully I will read about your passing soon, freak scumbag.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      As Cliff will tell you, don't hate the player hate the game! I should know, we were together for 10 years, married for five. Anyone know my name? I doubt it:) media whore I am not:)

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      At least this isn't real hate being spewed his way, and yeah his wife is hot.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Yeah i worked on his house, its pretty damn nice

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      niveKevin 5 years ago

      @wildfia: I remember in high school I played games so much I didn't get my homework done at times. Didn't go to school the next day!

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      wildfia 5 years ago

      Haha. yeah, valid reasons to hate him for sure :D I hate him mainly for creating the original Unreal Tournament back in 99'. Without that game being so addicting, I might have actually done well in school!

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      niveKevin 5 years ago

      @ImmatureEntrepr: Thank you Immature_Entrepreneur for the Squid Angel blessing!

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      Your lens cracked me up lol. Very cool idea combined with originality, creativity and humor. Squid Angel blessings for you. :)