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Will You Be Buying These Toys This Christmas?

Updated on October 2, 2014

Here is a selection of toys I find quite amusing

Maybe they were headed for the Island of Misfit Toys but wound up on shelves in stores instead. Kids will probably enjoy playing with these, but i still think they are quite odd or funny.

Welcome to my page of unusual toys they really sell.

The Toy Eater By Shel Silverstein

You donât have to pick up your toys, okay?

You can leave âem right there on the floor,

So tonight when the Terrible Toy-Eatinâ Tookle

Comes tiptoeingâ in through the crack in the door,

Heâll crunch all your soldiers, heâll munch on your trucks,

Heâll chew your poor puppets to shreds,

Heâll swallow your Big Wheel and slurp up your paints

And bite off your dear dolliesâ heads.

Then heâll wipe off his lips with the sails of your ship,

And making a bur pity noise,

Heâll slither away-- but hey, thatâs okay,

You donât have to pick up your toys.

Doggie Doo

This one is dubbed as "Europe's top new action game".

So apparently people in Europe enjoy cleaning up poop so much that they made a game out of it.

Feed the dog and walk it. When you squeeze the leash is makes noises from it's rear end. The noises get louder and louder until poop comes out. The first one to clean it up three times wins.

If you own a real dog, maybe you can use the concepts of this game to get the kids to clean up after it. Have them run around the yard chasing the dog. when the dog poops, the first one to clean up after it wins a prize. Ha Ha

Doggy Doo Comercial

Where can you buy this great game?

Come on, you know deep down you want to try it. LOL

Have a gas this Christmas

If your going to buy Doggy Doo, why not get Gassy Gus to go along with it? A man and his dog both featuring bodily discharges, who could ask for anything more?

In this game you feed Gus cards with picture of food like beans and broccoli. You pump his stomach and watch it grow. You want to be the first to get rid of your food, but you don't want to cause his stomach to deflate and let out the gas.

Gassy Gus commercial

Of course you can buy this

If you're an aunt or uncle, this is a great way to get back at your brother or sister... buy their kids a toy that passes gas!

Pop the Pig

A pig that gets to "eat like a pig"

You roll the dice and make the pig chomp. If he chomps too much, his stomach gets bigger, and if it pops, you lose!

I think they should have called it Eat Like a Pig. Popping it sounds too weird, LOL

Pop the Pig Commercial

You know you want to Pop the Pig!

so get your game today

(they even have a bank)

Talking Gooey Louie Game

Put your fingers up his nose and pull out a gooey. Then he talks to you.

Gross!

But I'm sure kids love it!

Gooey Louie review

Barbie Potty Training Pups

Ok

Watch this commercial

The singers sound way too happy to be singing about puppy pee and puppy poo

The dogs actually lift their legs to go, too funny

Barbie's micturating dogs commercial

A wonderful addition to your child's barbie collection

Have others? Let me know and I'll post them

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    • Mary Crowther profile image

      Mary Crowther 

      6 years ago from Havre de Grace

      Silly, fun stuff! Enjoyed your lens!

    • GonnaFly profile image

      Jeanette 

      6 years ago from Australia

      Too funny!!!

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