Bidets: The Wave of the Future!
So I purchased myself the recently, and I have to say it is one of the best purchases I have ever made. Not only that, I think this thing and products like it are the wave of the future! Just between you and I, my booty has never been so clean and fresh, and I'm saving tons of money on toilet paper. Achiotely Handheld Bidet Toilet Sprayer
If the coronavirus pandemic has taught me anything, it has taught me how much of a waste and detriment to the environment the use of toilet paper is.
Honestly if I had to list the negatives of purchasing and utilizing a bidet, I would be hard-pressed to find a single one. In fact, I'll just say this in the benefits section, the only negative of this for me was having to touch the area behind the toilet for installation; luckily the instillation was quick and easy! I'm saving money, reducing waste, remaining more hygienic, and hopefully a whole bunch of trees get to stay standing strong and beautiful because I no longer have any use for toilet paper.
It is said that Americans use about 37 billion rolls of toilet paper every year. According to those who have taken the time to break it down into mathematics, that is 15 million trees that are pulped so we can wipe ourselves. That is an absolutely egregious figure that could easily be cut in half, or even better eliminated by the use of bidets.
If you think that is bad, catch this little piece of info: Statistical data shows that producing a single roll of toilet paper requires between 12 and 37 gallons of water. Whereas a bidet only requires 1/8 of a gallon of water to both clean and flush!
How could you not be switching over to a bidet right now!?
The Bidet Experience
I'm in North America, pretty much the only continent in the world where bidets are not popular, and in many cases the only continent where bidets are looked down upon. After buying and experiencing a quality bidet for myself, well, it is freeing and enlightening. I don't understand why every country in the world isn't calling for mandatory bidet installation and usage.
Using a bidet to clean your booty, as compared to the softest toilet paper you have ever used, you may as well call that toilet paper sandpaper. A gentle, airy water stream caressing the booty for ten seconds or less is more like a therapeutic massage than it is a necessary part of hygiene. Every time I go to the bathroom I feel like a king, getting that five-star treatment from the spa right at home!
I'm being flippant, but nonetheless I'd say it is accurate as I sit here and wonder why the hell you still haven't placed your order?!
Bidets are the wave of the future, the way to a healthier and sustainable environment, join the wave of the future and get yourself a bidet now!