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Is Plastic Surgery What I Need?

Updated on October 29, 2010
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Mighty Mom is a keen observer of life. She shares her personal experiences and opinions in helpful and often amusing ways.

 

Lately, I’ve been peering closely at myself.

Should I have some work done?

Friends my age have confessed to facelifts, and they look mahhhhvelous.

The local lifestyle mag boasts 4 plastic surgery ads per page.
Somebody’s buying, or they couldn’t afford the space.

 

The question is, “Where would I start?”

I’ve read the tabloid headlines about starlets “addicted” to the knife

Perfection one incision away, just out of reach

Lucky for me, I don’t have that kind of money

And even if I did, would I spend it on a younger me?

 

How, exactly, would life be better on liposuction?

Would a tummy tuck bring more fulfilling work?

A boob job – yes, that’s the ticket!

These DD torpedoes would get lopped, then lifted

I’d even donate my surplus to fill someone’s B cup

 

Was a time the term MILF could have applied.

But my son’s friends were way too young for sex.

Thank God! The whole MILF thing creeps me out.

So do I want to become a cougar?

Draw sexual tension to my middle-aged self?

 

I’ve given the matter much thought.

And come to the conclusion that yes,

I would like some work done.

 

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First, I’d like my shoulders broadened

To better bear life’s burdens,

For myself and for others

My heart’s pretty strong

But I’d like it to be fuller

More tolerant ,

And definitely more kind

My lap, already generous

Could be made more comfortable

I practice with cats for the arrival of grandbabies

My brain – now there’s a spot needs constant attention!

Let me remember

It’s a work in progress

And finally, my voice

It’s mine and mine alone

If it is to last my final decades

I must work to keep it in shape

Expressing the woman I am

Ringing true with the truth of me

Never fake or phony,

Definitely not plastic!

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