Is Plastic Surgery What I Need?
Lately, I’ve been peering closely at myself.
Should I have some work done?
Friends my age have confessed to facelifts, and they look mahhhhvelous.
The local lifestyle mag boasts 4 plastic surgery ads per page.
Somebody’s buying, or they couldn’t afford the space.
The question is, “Where would I start?”
I’ve read the tabloid headlines about starlets “addicted” to the knife
Perfection one incision away, just out of reach
Lucky for me, I don’t have that kind of money
And even if I did, would I spend it on a younger me?
How, exactly, would life be better on liposuction?
Would a tummy tuck bring more fulfilling work?
A boob job – yes, that’s the ticket!
These DD torpedoes would get lopped, then lifted
I’d even donate my surplus to fill someone’s B cup
Was a time the term MILF could have applied.
But my son’s friends were way too young for sex.
Thank God! The whole MILF thing creeps me out.
So do I want to become a cougar?
Draw sexual tension to my middle-aged self?
I’ve given the matter much thought.
And come to the conclusion that yes,
I would like some work done.
.
First, I’d like my shoulders broadened
To better bear life’s burdens,
For myself and for others
My heart’s pretty strong
But I’d like it to be fuller
More tolerant ,
And definitely more kind
My lap, already generous
Could be made more comfortable
I practice with cats for the arrival of grandbabies
My brain – now there’s a spot needs constant attention!
Let me remember
It’s a work in progress
And finally, my voice
It’s mine and mine alone
If it is to last my final decades
I must work to keep it in shape
Expressing the woman I am
Ringing true with the truth of me
Never fake or phony,
Definitely not plastic!
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