Dr. Dierker on your colon slash poo poo and colon cancer
This is Dr. Dierker on Sunday morning.
Colon cancer is directly related to your poo poo routine and I am not happy with it.
Crap can kill you. Pay attention you morons. Do not make me come bitch slap you. Because I will get postal over this issue. Yes that is harsh and the harsh reality that your private time on the commode is every one who loves you's business is disturbing. Healthy families check on each other and ask about bowel movements and that is just life. Constipation is a silent killer more than cigarettes.
We hope we just got your attention..
You got no right to drive up medical costs or leave your wife and kids early!
We got this body and it works very well but we have got to give it some respect. Stuff goes in and stuff has to come out. If it stays in it will kill you.
Am I, Dr, Dierker getting through here at all? You have got to clean that shit out!
I do not care what you do, get it out. Fancy pantsy treatments are cool. But let me tell you some truth.
I did not write this to blow smoke up your: you fill in the blank and make it relevant.
An average American has 6 pounds of shit in them at any time.
I am not kidding. Look it up. Shit is shit and a good person should get rid of it.
My Dr. status is not in medicine. So that is just for fun --- though I have a doctorate it definitely is in scatology but not the medical kind.
Do not drink more water. What a fad? Drink juices, and teas and coffee.
Eat a healthy breakfast. But pump something with it that makes you crap. What the heck is wrong with hot sauce --- nothing.
Just visualize please.
I am going to do a little preaching here so ride along for moment. You take stuff, and about half is good and used - the rest goes on about a 100 yard journey. If it ends in your colon it is damn well toxic. Now your colon is beautiful, it is a marvel of our body. if you cleanse and get a colonoscopy watch it. It is just amazing what this thing does. But most folk do not take care of it. Wow!! It is incredible but we do not help it out. We abuse it.
This is serious business
Here is the deal. Go see your doctor.
Don't wait do it today and speak with her about the propriety of your bowel movements. Get the lowdown on the showdown with the number one killer in the USA!
Have you taken care of business?
Have you made your significant other discuss this serious matter.
This is just a thought provoking aricle
Here is the danger: Suppose I gave you ways in which to cleanse your colon like teas and fasting and all sorts of supplements, what would happen then? Perhaps you would do a good job and help yourself, perhaps you would even feel better. Can you see the problem? Symptoms of a real problem with your colon come too late. That is probably why it is such a killer. So if I or anyone else were to give you advice on this issue they would at the least be circumspect. Except for one piece of advice -- if you are forty or over talk to your physician about this issue. Get an exam and follow the advice.
Matters such as family history, eating habits and physical exercise all play a significant role in your colon health. Of course the mightiest issue is regular and appropriate bowel movements. These cannot be covered in a broad stroke, for everyone article. For instance if we recommended a nice, non-harsh herbal laxative and this made everything work well for you, well we might have just masked a developing problem and the results could be worse than if you did nothing at all.
Here is a problem you should watch out for. Articles like this one get published. Someone has to pay for that publishing. The most normal method of paying for the publishing is to "sell" advertising. And in the area of the colon this is a very bad idea. If you buy a product and use it without consulting your doctor the results could be ruinous. We are all for commerce but in this area it is not the best course of action for our society. This is serious business.
I suggest you enter the enlightened group on this matter.
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