- Diet & Weight Loss
Of all the lazy, ignorant, and out and out stupid things some of you parents do to your children is allowing them to eat themselves into obesity, literally wrecking their adolescent lives and most likely their adult lives as well. This has got to be one of the most abused parental responsibilities of all time. Criminal child neglect is my personal interpretation of the practice. I’ve seen many of you mothers on television with your 95 pound 4 year olds complaining: “Well gee, he just keeps on eating and eating and I can’t do anything about it”. Did any of you morons ever hear the expression “No”?
I cannot believe your ignorance. Why not just have the kid injected up front with all the social calamities and all the diseases he’s going to have to endure as a direct result of your incredible ignorance?
My parents didn’t have the luxury of modern day medical knowledge warning of the dangers of adolescent obesity, you do and laziness and complacency is no excuse.
I realize there are unique and medically complicated cases where there may be physiological or psychological problems causing a child to become obese. These cases are comparatively few and far between and require the best of professional medical assistance. But when parents attempt to claim they can’t seem to keep the kid from stuffing his face with Twinkies all day long, I have only one question: Where the hell is he getting them from? Do four year olds have some kind of middle of the night, underground shuttle to 7/11 I’m not aware of?
I know where they get the junk food from and so do you. I know how second, third, and forth helpings get on a kids plate and so do you, and I know why these kids seem to get whatever they want, whenever they want it, and so do you.
A general intelligence test should be required before you're allowed to become a parent. That would solve most of the problems right off the bat. Good parenting is anything but a naturally acquired ability, I know, I raised four kids by myself and at times, it was a real bitch let me tell you. There is no more difficult job on earth. Both parents could be Harvard graduates with the most attentive child-rearing regimen one could imagine and they would still require a modicum of luck to get through the experience of rearing a healthy, normal child. How do you suppose uneducated, lazy, unconcerned fat ass parents are going to fair? How do you suppose their children will fair, and their children’s children? Welcome to present day “fat ass” America folks! That’s exactly what is happening, and the beat goes on.
Surprise! Successful parenting is going to take up all your time and tax all your abilities, intellect, and resources isn’t it? Hell, you might even have to give up watching Jerry Springer every morning!