What To Expect When You Get A Colonoscopy
Eventually It Happens
I have always heard about people having a colonoscopy, and I thought that had to be one of the most unpleasant things ever.
When my Doctor told me that because of age, he was going to send me to have a screening colonoscopy done, I started to dread the idea. A local center advertises it on TV, and I swear every time it sounds like they are saying screaming colonoscopy! The whole idea sounds kind of demeaning, and above all pretty painful. I mean, can you imagine what it would feel like to have that big scope shoved up your nether regions?
I was referred to the local hospital's digestive center, where they set me up with an appointment to see a doctor. When I went to that appointment, the doctor explained that I would need to take the day off before the procedure to prepare, and then also the day of the procedure. He wrote me a prescription for the prep solution, which in my case was something called Tri-lyte. He also told me that there would be no discomfort associated with the procedure and that I should not be concerned about it. There was also a list of foods that should not be eaten the week before the procedure. These included foods with red, purple or blue dye, Also, no iron supplements or aspirin can be taken in the week prior.
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My doctor said that I should not eat at any solid foods the day prior to the procedure, but others may allow some food in the morning prior. Obviously follow your doctor's orders.
On this day, you can drink things like:
- Apple Juice
- Tea or Coffee (honey, sugar, and sugar substitutes can be used but no milk)
- Jell-O (No red or purple)
- Diet Soda
- Popsicles (orange, lemon-lime)
- Gatorade (orange, lemon-lime)
- Clear soup, broth
- White grape juice
- Hard candy
My choices were apple juice and chicken broth.
At 2pm I was to start drinking the prep solution. In my case, the prep was a product called Tri-lyte, which is a gallon jug with some powder in it. It comes with flavor packets (orange,pineapple, cherry, lemon lime, and citrus berry. A friend suggested that she found the orange most palatable, so I went with that. Once the solution is mixed up, you are to drink 8 ounces of the solution at timed intervals. This varies by your doctors preference. My doctor suggested 8 ounces every 30 minutes till the jug was gone.
Many people call the taste of this product vile, but I was lucky that i was able to get it down without a problem.It helps if it is cold, and also it helps if you chase it immediately with something else. My choice was Diet Sprite.
I don't want to be too graphic about the results of drinking this product, but being within 10 steps of a toilet would be an excellent idea. It didn't hit me immediately, I think I was on my 6th glass of the stuff when I got results.
I was to stop drinking anything at midnight, so I had my last diet sprite at 11:59 and headed for bed.
I got up at 5 am because the doctor wanted me to take my blood pressure meds then, with as little water as possible. After taking those, I went back to bed for another hour or so. My wife was going to drive me home, so at 6:45 I woke her and we trudged through the snow to our car. We arrived at the Colonoscopy center, and they had several forms for us to read and sign. The receptionist offered my wife an Ipod to use to pass the time.
My procedure was scheduled for 8:30, and a nurse came and got me at 745 or so, and she took me back to my bed. There she gave me a gown, instructed me to strip naked except for socks, and get the gown on. Once I was gowned, she came back and had me lay down on the bed. She took my vitals, and then inserted an IV. She explained that the anesthesiologist would use the iv to inject propofol to put me out, then inject something to bring me back when the procedure was over. The doctor came to my bed and told me that they were ready to get started and wanted to know if I had any questions. After I said no, then the anesthesiologist wheeled me into an operating room, and a nurse there asked me to roll onto my left side.
The anesthesiologist then took a syringe and told me she was ready to go, she injected the syringe into my iv port, and in about 15 seconds asked me if I was groggy at all. I remember telling her no, then about 10 seconds later starting to say that it was working.
Next thing I remember, they told me that the procedure was done, and that they were taking me back to my room to recover. Once I got there, my wife was allowed back, and I was amazed how alert I was. I didn't feel groggy at all.
The doctor came in and explained that they did find polyps and removed them, and that I would get a letter in a few weeks explaining the biopsy results and whether any further treatment was required.
They gave me the ok to get dressed, and a nurse came in and reminded me that even though I felt fine etc, that I should not drive or do anything that required mental acuity such as entering into legal agreements or purchases.
My most pressing feeling was that of hunger. We left the clinic and ate immediately.
My only real after effect from the procedure is that I am just a tiny bit tender in part of my belly. I suspect that could be from the area where they removed the polyps, but I have no way of knowing if I am right.
The biggest feeling after the whole thing was how easy it was.
I got the results of my polyps biopsy yesterday, and it turns out they they were not malignant, but they were not benign either. They showed to be precancerous, so I guess what happens from here is I will have another colonoscopy at times set by my doctor.
The only big problem with that, is my insurance will only pay for this procedure every 10 years.