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Updated on May 26, 2014


It was Monday and my first day in the office, my working hours are 9-6,it was about 10 A.M when my BOSS called me and gave me a huge bundle of files and ask me to check whether the accounts are clear or fraud?

Just imagine first day in the office, with no real know how of the work and my Boss asked me that I have to check the account and show him the report before 6 P.M. Oh my GOD ! I was very tensed.It was my 10th file and almost lunch time, when my Ass started itching, oh my God! now what should I do? so many people are sitting in t he area where I have to sit with a table and a chair and of course with a computer, now how should I scratch my bloody ass? first I started moving up and down on my chair then left to right and finally I got up to rush in the toilet where I can scratch my itchy ass.

I scrotch my ass so badly that it finally gave me pain. I came back and tried to finish my work as quickly as possible, thank to God that I am very fast on computer and Laptop.

By evening I finished my work and gave the required assignment to my boss, who was surprised as well as happy also, his smile told me that he liked my way of working.

I had to take a bus to reach my home, after an hour I reached my home and it was almost 7.30 P.M. My Nanna asked me about my first day in the office, and served me the dinner.

I just replied and said good and rush towards the wash room. Oh my GOD ! what is this? A gush of fresh blood came out from my rectum after passing a constipated stool, and that really made me worried and I decided to consult a Doctor immediately,I came out from the toilet and did not tell anything to the nanna otherwise it would have worried her a lot.

I just told my nanna that I need to photocopy some important papers and buy some account books so I have to go to the market otherwise it would be too late and the shops will be close. I will have my Dinner when I will come back, my nanna said OKAY.

I knew that at the corner of the nearby market one Lady Doctor sits, so I went quickly to her , I was lucky that my turn came quickly and the Doctor checked me thoroughly and told me that nothing to worry much and it was wise of me that I consulted her quickly.

The Doctor told me that I have early stage of Haemorrhoid ( Piles) which is giving me so much of itch and pain and the blood came out because of the constipated stool, she gave me some medicine and advice me to have a lot of water and fiber in diet.

Within 15 days I became normal,No Itch and No pain and I was happy in the office.


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    • drdspervez profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Pakistan

      Thanks Dr.Amilia for your extraordinary good comment,I love your way of writting too.


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      Dr. Amilia 

      7 years ago

      Dr. Durreshahwar, you are not only an excellent doctor but also a very skilled writer. I loved the way you write.

    • drdspervez profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Pakistan

      Dear trafford !Thanks a lot for your good comment.


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      7 years ago from San Diego

      I was just smiling till end of this hub, believe me it was quite interesting to read and also it was reminding me of my whole day at office with some same habits :P

      Dr. Ds.Pervez Great Job.


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