Are You An Ego-Maniac?
Ego "VS" Self Esteem
Having high self-esteem is a wonderful thing, but being an egotistical jerk is not. Just because you have a "God" complex doesn't mean anybody is going to bow down to you so they can kiss your feet. That pedestal you're sitting on is way too high for any normal human-being to reach. I myself have better things to do with my time, than to sit around and tell you how awesome, you clearly already think you are.
Being completely sprung on yourself, just makes you look like an egomaniac. So the next time you tell me to look at how big your bicep is while you bounce that over-bloated thing, in front of my face, " I just might bite it." Of course, you being Mr.Ego-Hogan, would probably take that as some form of a compliment.
Believe it or not, there is a cure, that can help even the most self-absorbed person, and here it is, "listen up, this is a crucial step toward changing your life." The magic cure, is called you need to get over yourself. " Unfortunately it doesn't come in a pill form yet, so you need to have at least an ounce of a personality, for it to work."
I also recommend taking some type of get over yourself classes. But for you guys who don't quite understand what that means, there are other options. For you guys you can follow those classes, with some ego control management courses." Hopefully, this will help you learn how to love others as much as you do yourself. If not then I pity the person who ends up with you.
Okay all the goofy jumble I just wrote was all very sarcastic type satire. Seriously speaking nobody likes a jerk, people who are egotistical are very hard to deal with. I don't have the patience or time to deal with someone who thinks the moon and stars rise just for them.
Nobody wants to have anything to do with a person who has very little to talk about besides how wonderful, and gorgeous they think are. I mean how would you feel if we were talking, and out of the blue I said, " I am so sexy and hot." You would probably think I was a total self-absorbed idiot.
There is a very big difference between having high self-esteem, and being egotistical. Having a high self-esteem, is about being confident in your own skin, and being able to accept and love your flaws. Learning to embrace everything about what makes you beautiful inside and out. Being an ego-maniac, means you don't think you have any flaws, which is just ridiculous. I mean nobody is perfect, end of story.
The best real advice I would give to someone who suffers from what I like to call "The bloated ego syndrome" would be to take their whole I am a perfect being persona down a few notches, curing an over-hyper ego is that simple.