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Mom to be quotes

Updated on January 26, 2013

Some beautiful quotes for mom to be

So you're expecting for the most beautiful moment in your life! To give birth to a human being is wonderful. Here are a few mom to be quotes, some pregnancy sayings that will light your day and make you feel that you're not alone. Other moms to be feel or act the same as you do during the time of your pregnancy. And saying that, I mean that if people wrote quotes on some of the things that happen to women while pregnant it means they are quite popular.
Don't think you're crazy, it's just your hormones sometimes, and it's a natural thing.

Inspirational mom to be quotes

~ A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die ~ Mary Mason

~ Before you were born I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart ~ Mandy Harrison

~ Before you were conceived I wanted you Before you were born I loved you Before you were here an hour I would die for you This is the miracle of Mother's Love ~ Maureen Hawkins

~ There is no friendship, no love, like that of a mother for her child. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

~ Making a decision to have a child--it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body ~ Elizabeth Stone

~ There is only one pretty child in the world and everymother has it ~ Chinese Proverb

~ Most of a modest woman's life was spent, after all, in denying what, in one day at least of every year, was made obvious. ~ Virginia Woolf

~I am not saying not to become a mother; I am saying become a mother, but be aware that becoming a mother is a great art, it is a great achievement. First create that quality, that creativity, in you, that joy, that celebration, and then invite the child. Then you will have something to give to the child — your celebration, your song, your dance — and you will not create a pathological being. The world is already too crowded with pathological beings. ~ Osho

~The body of a woman who is to conceive
Is being chosen as a channel
For the expression of divinity into materiality
Although ovulation is a law of nature,
Conception is a law of God.
~ Edgar Cayce

~ In certain African tribes, people believe that the spiritual birth of a child begins when his potential mother first imagines him. She goes to a silent place and listens for the baby's special song. When she hears it, she returns to her home and teaches it to her mate. While making love, they chant the song as an invitation for this soul to enter into their lives. Once pregnant, she regularly sings the song to her unborn baby and teaches it to the midwives in preparation for her delivery. They sing the song while the woman is in labor and as the baby is born into the world. The child learns the theme song, which supports him through all the stages of his life. ~ Deepak Chopra

~ Who will you look like, 
How will you be? 
Will you look like Daddy or me? 
Ten little fingers and ten little toes, 
A wrinkled up forehead and a cute button nose. 
You will be crying with that first cold touch, 
And so will I because I love you so much.
 ~ Wendy Dahlke


Becoming a MOM is the best thing ever!

It's almost three years now since I am a MOM, and it's the best thing it can happen to you, woman!

It's hard in the beginning, mostly due to lack of sleep, due to lack of trusting instincts because you're scared, but every start is difficult. Among the mom to be quotes in this article there is one which I always remember each time my son kisses me and tells me with his precious voice: "Mama, the iubesc" which means "Mom, I love you", in our native language. The quote essence is that the hardest thing to do is placing your heart outside the body, as your child is more precious to a Mom than her own heart, and sometimes it's hard, when the child is ill or sad, you'd do anything to make him/her ok.

Funny mom to be quotes and jokes

~ There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.~(Churchill)

~Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.~ (McLuhan)


~People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one~ (Burke)


Pregnancy Jokes

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So what's your question?

Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.

Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q. What does it mean when the baby's head is crowning?
A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.

Q. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.

Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A. Yes, baby lips.

Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A. It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.

Q. What are the terrible twos?
A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.

Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A. When you see teeth marks.

Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.

Do you know other mom to be quotes ?

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