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Wise Universe? Ironic Facts about God's Pharmacy and Global Conspiracies!

Updated on September 29, 2015

Just a Few Things before We Start:

Just thought I'd chuck that in there for good measure :)
Just thought I'd chuck that in there for good measure :)

education is important, but it does not all happen at school...

Decoding the Universe: The Great Math Mystery -

Awesome documentary about life, maths, and how everything is connected:

What you need to know:

This site is a rabbit hole of information. Explore and you shall begin to see how everything is connected: and on every level, too! I mean EVERYTHING! Macro, micro, global, galactic, universal, dimensional, spiritually, EVERYTHING! You can even discern how religion came about, that the bible, while incomplete, is actually an accurate and historical document, that Christ and Lucifer and angels and demons and aliens and telepathy and clairsentience and god and gods and God and The Biggest Nut of them All are REAL THINGS THAT REALLY EXIST....

Here is one small section of God's Pharmacy

[Fact, most are best & more powerful when eaten raw. Irony, we can be such slow learners...]
[Fact, most are best & more powerful when eaten raw. Irony, we can be such slow learners...]

is that you are what you eat?

The Key to the Body Map

The fact is that the Mind of the Universe, in Its wisdom, gave us everything we need to remain healthy and happy and thriving.

The irony is that we had to go through how many revolutions before we could understand that if we have faith, and look, God will show you the answer.

In fact, the irony is that God left us some great clues as to what foods help what part of our body!

A friend sent this to me in an email ten years ago. I believe a lot more could be added to this list now.

It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish... all before making a human. ie - He made and provided what we'd need before we were born.

Beans could power the wha?

Fact: Kidney Beans look exactly like the human kidneys.

Irony = they actually heal and help maintain kidney function.

Another unrelated irony is that beans give you gas, and science has proven that in longevity, the flatulent are the winners.

Avocados, Eggplant and Pears

Fact: Avocados, eggplant and pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of women.

Irony- they look just like those female organs.

Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers.

And how profound is this? It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Garlic and Onions

Fact: Research has shown that onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells.

Ironically, they can also make you cry / produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes.

Ironic Observation - Onions look like the body's cells.

Fact: A working companion, Garlic, has been proven to also help eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body.

Irony - Historically, garlic has widely been heralded as having antibiotic properties.

Figs aren't really nuts?

Fact: Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow.

Irony: Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility.

And that is in addition to all the other health benefits of eating figs, such as that they can reduce constipation and lower blood pressure, rid the body of toxins and are packed with anti-oxidants, and can generally increase vitality and well being.

Carrot eyes

Have you ever noticed that a sliced piece of carrot looks like iris of the human eye?

I think so, anyway: The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...

and YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.

Celery, Bok Choy and Rhubarb

Fact: Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and others specifically target bone strength, and replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Irony= These foods look just like bones.

Ironically, bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium.

Fact - If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak.

Hanging Hearts

Fact - All of the research today shows grapes are profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

Ironically, each grape looks like a blood cell and grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart.

An ironic cliche would be the old wives tales about a glass of wine a day, which has been proven to reduce heart attack risk factors...

Good ol' Citrus-

Fact: Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female

Irony: they actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Nothing is a conspiracy

Unrelated irony:

P%ERSISTENT MEME-MYTH/s: Most pedophiles, of any sexual orientation, are exclusively attracted to children. Specifically, pedophiles are attracted to children who's gender is in line with their sexual orientation.

Layers of/and Deception/s and/or Manipulation/s: This myth is not based on any majority of truth as it pertains to this reality. Further to be considered is that pedophilia, together with other paraphilias [eg: frottism, voyeurism, exhibitionism, necrophilia, beastiality, etc...] and psychopathic type personality disorders, these manipulations of the truth are like malignant, self sustaining, aggressive tumors on the butt of humanity, the combination of which contribute greatly to both each other and to other misguided social paradigms that, also together, combine, amplify, strengthen, promote, facilitate, perpetuate and enable what has become a most concerning paradigm: global sexual narcissism.

Power source and output: Pedophiles will most all have this myth tucked away as a "future factoid" wallet as insurance; ie like a "get out of jail free" card one can pull out in case of emergency. Any hint of possible detection can be steered away with simply suggesting as much. Serious investigation and/or prosecution can also be steered in a desired direction with such fabricated science. "The Global Agenda" is not just about gold, it is about domination over the controlled and/or the powerless; It is more like "The Global Psychopathic-Pedophiles' Agenda"

Resultant and/or Prevailing and/or Peripheral Myths: Pedophiles can not/ could not get sexual gratification from any other place/ person in space/time. Even worse is that some who believe this [if not closet pedophiles] are ignorant to the extent that they actually believe that we should allow pedophiles to be gratified according to their individual preferences [I do not believe that the non-pedophiles who believe this have ever been unfortunate enough to be betrayed and given a life sentence by someone they more than likely knew and loved and/or feared].
Myth-Busting Fact/s: (Most) pedophiles are only human, yes, but as such, they are therefore as fluid as the fabric of time and space, gender identity, sexual orientation and/or identification, preferred and/or self managed sexuality; they just choose not to be fluid at all. This is regardless of whether they understand fluidity on any level, because those that do and/or could, would simply assimilate the data into their BS database for future reference, often putting such enlightenment to use only to further the grooming process on which they rely in order to feed their addictions to self and self gratification at the expense of any other.

Myth-busting statistics: A number of recent large-scale correctional studies (for example, Broadhurst &
Maller 1992; Bureau of Justice Statistics 1997; Hanson &
Bussiere 1998; Soothill et al. 2000)have shown that incarcerated
sexual offenders are more likely to have previous convictions for
non-sexual offenses than for sexual offenses, and that after
release they are more likely to commit new non-sexual offenses
than they are to commit new sexual offenses. Such findings
clearly suggest that sexual offenders, including sexual
offenders against children, are more versatile in their criminal
“career” [versatile is the keyword here, ie fluid ]

Myth Killing Truth Meme/s [in plain English] -
~Pedophilia is not a disease, nor is it a morally grey crime; it is, in most cases, simple another of the self serving choices made and then actively pursued by one of society's morally deficient/ psychopathic pedophiles.
~Pedophilia is lust, not love.
~Pedophilia on it's own is a sick, premeditated and atrocious crime, not a mental disorder.

further factual irony

Fact: It has been a while since I engaged in any serious activism:

Irony: The reasons for that have literally ensured I will be engaging heavily again!

Below I have put some links to my new facbook pages so you can choose which voice in my head you would like to follow?


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    3 years ago from The Eastern Bypass

    A very informative article. It is true that our kidneys have the shape of beans.I am not sure whether the proteins in beans do help the kidneys function better.


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