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Why Was My Love Rejected? Ten Reasons for Rejections. How to avoid them.
If this is the signal you get, join the club.
If you have ever been rejected I am going to tell you why and how to avoid it in the future.
Working hard is not always enough to have your love accepted. Take it from me I tried really hard about ten times and only had my last submission accepted.
This is a sad story inspired by a great author. Rejection is tough when you try your best. If you are thinking about publishing your love this article is for you. And you should look it up I cannot tell you his name but his initials are Bill Holland.
(Please I did not change his headings here and you have to apply them to loving not writing – Do not get too smutty)
I really do hope that for the most part this article is just funny to most. But there is a saying that behind every good lie there is some amount of truth. And another one is this, all good comedy has just a touch of the morose. In using humor and self depricative style I hope that people see that little part of all of our mistakes in themselves and walk away not only smiling but reflecting on how we can do better.
YOU DIDN’T DELIVER
Oh boy that is really a tough one to take lying down. But in fact that might be part of the problem if you know what I mean. It is called missionary for a reason. Other organic problems might also be to blame.
Try as you might sometimes you might just need a little of that test helper or little pill or maybe some exercise. I have heard oysters help. But change it up a bit bub.
MISSED THE TARGETED GENRE AUDIENCE
This basically means that you seemed to be impressing yourself instead of her. True or not it is a reason for rejection. And quite frankly it should be. You have got to play to your audience baby. And in this case that means her and her only. Stay focused.
Here is a solution to getting self absorbed or having wandering eyes. You really are not that cool and probably she is. And you really probably do not have anything better to do at the moment. So get over it.
IT LACKS PIZZAZZ
This is really sad. But sometimes were are just that way. If you are just not excited about seeing her she just is not going to be excited about seeing you, It is tough but so true. Most of us do not want to be around downer people. Sad Sacks are boring. Just the other day my wife came home and I was watching a movie, I waived from my easy chair and yelled hi honey, I am glad you are home, how was your day, did you remember the milk. Funny I thought she had forgot the milk because she turned right around and went out to dinner with auntie and cousins. "was it something I did or said" I am sure you get my point.
Boy did she like the rose pedals in her bath and candlelight, soft music and Merlot --- and I was smart enough to leave her be.
Imagination is key for any good submission. This does not mean dreamy. It means imagination with a kick! No kick it will not light the wick.
One year I gave my gal 12 roses for no occasion. She complained about the money.
THE HOOK IS GREAT BUT THE REST IS GARBAGE
Nice dinner, flowers, apparent money, tall, dark and ruggedly handsome smells great to fish but if you line has no action your bait gets passed by.
THE WRITING IS JUST PLAIN BAD
It is especially true that good women judge a man by the words he uses. If lousy grammar, swearing and pauses at the wrong times is just you --- set you sights lower.
How about you
Have you ever been rejected
THE NOVEL SUFFERS FROM DRAG ALONG DISEASE
Beer, Pizza, football games and attempts at sex just get old real fast.
This a funny one because I once dumped a gal since that was all she wanted.
Careful Follow these tips and you will end up with one these!
THE WRITING LACKS BOLDNESS
If you are more concerned with pleasing her than being a man and doing what is right. You better be a damned good liar. Because what she said is not what she meant.
THE READER IS LEFT DEVOID OF EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT
Well basically if you are committing any of the above you are on the verge of this problem. I know I know you do not want to listen to her yack on about other women. And I know you do not want to share or even show your feelings. Well then you do not deserve her.
AT THE END
IN THE END, THE BOOK WAS JUST A BIT TOO WEAK
As writers and Professors must publish or perish. So must a man beat expectations or the fire is soon gone baby gone.
Love really is awesome.
I hope this hub finds some women laughing a little at themselves for rejecting guys that made some mistakes. Looking for that perfect catch sometimes leaves us fishing only in our dreams. We need to be loved. I do not think a single woman has ever loved me that she loved everything about me.
Now me I love everything about my wife and if I did not she would leave me ;-)
A big old thanks to Bill Holland, I hope he don't mind much.
(I just can't resist this last part)
"helping lovers to spread their wings and fly"
© 2014 Eric Dierker