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Why is true happiness purely relativistic

Updated on November 9, 2013

Are we becoming androids today


The law of artificial happiness

So you're walking down the street one day and all of a sudden people begin to stare at you in wonderment, because you have a gleam on your face that sends them telepathic signals, that you must of just hit the lottery or something.

So the question that tends to pop up in a persons nugget of a cranium (Brain) tends to be along the lines of "What's wrong with them, did they wake up in a mansion or something, it can't be that good is it". Well the truth is, such a person actually has no idea at all what has gone on with the other gentle soul who's face appears so uppity, while looking back at the other, with that joker hot poker face smile.

Nope, they have no clue where the true source of that intense posture of joy has come from, that they're currently strolling down the sidewalk with.

Now, the same happy go lucky person is armed with a ultra proud to be a human type of militant stance of a look, and that oh so familiar "I am just happy to be alive appearance", which is typically truly deceiving to most on lookers and passers by, because that person may not be happy after all and only they know deep down inside. (It's impossible to detect if someone is feeling happy or not especially when you don't really know them)

So what is it, that will someday unveil this potential curse of a facade, and does everyone have such a hidden secret smile to display false happiness to others. Inquiring minds would surely like to know?

Is love pure happiness?


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Is it make believe or reality

Could it be that this whole happiness thing was indeed all made up and stemming from the core of a desperate soul to simply be looked upon as desirable. Similar to when a woman decides to throw on a ton of make-up to lure her next victim in, preferably a male counter part within good scoring age and with close proximity closing distance, and range. Secretly as he's misled by her pheromones, and so seductively or more expressively into her interwoven spider web of false passion, leftovers of a potentially widowed lifestyle. "Be careful guys, the ladies are watching and viscous out there always hiding behind that silly Lady Gaga like, clown face."

OK, just kidding these ladies know what they want (Just playing ladies, y'all look quite stunning in heavy make up! weighing in pounds on the metric scales), but not what they truly wanna look like, feel like, or appear to really truly be to these super desperate men who cannot get enough, or could they.

(The last two keywords up above, doesn't apply to girly men, but does though to the shy types for sure and I'm just not sure if it makes them happy about it.)

This is also proven by the fact that so many women feel compelled to do it as if they are possessed, and cannot leave home without their arsenal of mascara, eye liners of all shapes, brands and colors, eye shadow thingy, oh and lets not forget the facial powder, Yikes! (I always wondered why my mother would put on all that colorful stuff, I guess men will never understand L.O.L.)

I must confess though, love in itself (as selfish as it really is) does indeed stir up the emotions and all when it comes to the chemistry between a man and a women, and I guess the laws of attraction (Destiny change article) do indeed apply.

However does attraction create love, and does happiness stem from all of this emotional roller coaster foreplay? Who knows right! One things for certain the way a man looks at a woman, can change his entire life and hers from that day forwards if they aren't to careful, and this is an undeniable truth as well as a universal one at that. (The birds and the bee's must make people truly happy, or at least temporarily till they bare more insects in their honey combs feather filled)

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Happiness sometimes takes a true leap of faith

This to me is a strong attempt at leaping into what is known as the artificial happiness state of being, where people are looking for more of a model body type, look and appearance. Don't get me wrong its quite alright to get as much plastic surgery as you wish, and remodel your rapidly growing old and decrepit looking android chassis of a body. I do think plastic surgeons are very happy after each time they get paid, lord help the ladies who face the knife, and then there's some special cases that are completely necessary though. (This sort of thing is relative happiness for sure, and depending on a person by person basis.)

However, In reality none of this artificial crap is very comfortable or relaxing to fit into, and the proof is when women force themselves to squeeze into the most unbearably uncomfortable outfits. This is so even during the freezing winter cold temperatures, all because they must tease and please them daunting eyes outdoors, its the bell ringer of proof for sure (High heels kills a woman's true posture, and even their bone structure, lets forget the bunions issues, I know my mother had those too).

Is this for real, is she a robot or a human? wow!

The art of being real is challenging indeed

Let's try to be as real though as possible by analyzing things a bit here. Now in the circus lifestyle there are many clowns, and they also wear a great deal of make up! You don't see men hopping all around drooling for them as they pass by. Men are terrible with it all, as they appear to always feel the need to get caught up by that ever so intense gaze of their eye balls almost dropping out onto the ground, because of seeing a ladies rear end plop out as they sway from side to side.

(Is this the true source of a mans happiness, if so go figure!)

The reality is, we have all been configured mentally to accept this behavior as being suitable for even children to imitate today and it all began by the exploitation of a women's body parts. (Does this make us happy knowing of such truths, surely not for those who can't live up to the false happiness expectations of them model looking colorful billboards, FB photoshop edits and magazines.)

OK, the author of this article is being to harsh on the artificial mold of happiness a tad bit, and women deserve a better deal in it all. Well lets take men for instance, they have always found happiness in simply expecting their woman to fall into their laps pretty much and literally right!

I myself as a child use to enjoy when the ladies would grab me and try to steal me from my mother, and then kiss me so much that I felt like I was going to burst. Yup I was a chick magnet back then, but as for today I'm married now, and being a magnet to a chicken wouldn't be too kosher for my wife. "She would kill me if she knew I wrote that other line up above, L.O.L.".


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Men's hapiness

There's nowhere to hide when critically speaking about either of the two opposite sexes of the human species, both male or female because some ones bound to have a fit. I might need to go into exile after hitting the publish button here, and after the 100+ edits and proof reads this article took to write up and complete with top quality grammar. I guess its safe to say that I'm going to be the game of prey soon, and its rabbit hunting season, so I may be considered the sitting duck. (Oh my bad I meant that silly Bugs Bunny dude!)

Back to happiness and all, yeah men would kill me too if they knew all that I thought about their shenanigans, this is why I refrain most of the time from typing such rubbish, and stick to tutorials or maybe how to technical articles. This indeed doesn't make me happy to hide all my points of view from the Billions of online searchers, but it helps to cover it all up a great deal so not to hurt anyone's slimy feelings about what they think is their true happiness.

Overall most men (Yikes what a stereotype, that can't be right is it) are far to macho with things in life, and they're ultra sensitive as well when anything is brought up about them. Happiness for a real man though is simple, all we want is a good woman to be there 24-7 whenever we need them to make us happy again, so when we are angry, many of us tend to throw it all onto our wives as displaced anger. (Very few men express their real emotions to a women, in fear that she will defeat him by total global domination over his head of household empire, as he feels he's master of the universe.)

This is why so many unhappy marriages do indeed exist today I do believe, and mainly because men can's always have their wives all the time and tend to fall victim to the substitution method like in math class of temptation. Imagine if marriage was like a quadratic equation, and we simply needed to complete the square, or maybe perform a sort of trigonometric function on our wives attempts to correct our poor behaviors, maybe use the law of cosines or try the tangent one. (Hah!)

Does reading this tirelessly long article bring you hapiness

Man! oh man, that would be the day and the next thing you know all our overly controlling spouses would have to then linearly interpolate our inability to communicate effectively with them.

Now, that would be some hardcore S.H.I.T to handle indeed, maybe that's why many of us never learned to master calculus in college, or why math was oh so very difficult for most students, and so that we wouldn't have to try to use it day and night in our marital lives.

(Folks this article was purely meant to bring the best out of some bad situational scenarios in life for both the male and female specimen's of today's world, and I hope you got the slightest bit happy while reading it.) oh and I do apologize for making it so ridiculously long to read, my bad. L.M.F.A.O.

Looks can truly be deceiving

Joanna Krupa, a Polish-American model and actress
Joanna Krupa, a Polish-American model and actress | Source

Disclaimer - Children's happiness will not be expressed here

If you took any of this article far to seriously, then you may not know how to take a joke, or maybe the author of this hub article has simply lost his marbles. Either way if his brains aren't screwed tight today, it may be because his wife has beat him profusely over the cranium with love, and made him defenseless towards her ever so violent behaviors towards him, while he was preparing for an all out happiness anger management tour online.

Thankfully she stopped him in his tracks, and he has fallen from the graces of attempting to start yet another unfinished online series, which is impossible to complete. (Hint, Hint another joke!)

Anyhow's this jokingly expressive article for me, is loves battle field beating profusely upon the hot pursuit of happiness in all actuality. It's also my way of saying I'm on my way there digitally to sweet success, where those who reach it never ever wanna come down off their cloud again. (I'm loaded right now with smiles from cheek to cheek, aren't you). I hope other folks can choose to enjoy the fruits of this sort of digitized laboring process, as happiness continues to get pored onto the screen each time a differing syllable is expressed. Happy Holidays! to all.

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      Mike Pugh 5 years ago from New York City

      @Junebug8569, thank you for the comment and for sharing, I know right! inner love of self is the best for sure which is pure happiness to me too.

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      Junebug8569 5 years ago

      I'm a happy camper! Less the make-up. That I don't usually wear. Happiness comes within., no where else.

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      Mike Pugh 5 years ago from New York City

      Thanks @carol7777 for seeing eye to eye with me here, yes indeed true hapiness is something that stems from the inner self towards the outer environment.

      So this is why I am always super energetic and super happy to write like a mad man, its because I am so happy about sharing words with everyone and it also stems from within.

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      carol stanley 5 years ago from Arizona

      The bottom line is that happiness is within. You either have the spark of happiness or not. Money and toys bring a temporary joy which is replaced with wanting more. You got pretty deep here and it makes all think about this. We all have problems and challenges and have to rise above and enjoy the moment..Happiness is from moment to moment.

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      Mike Pugh 5 years ago from New York City

      @Mhatter99, Hey bro thanks for the comment your a cool dude!

      Yes indeed things are getting deep online with it all right! looking and digging into the true reality or topical surface of most things will unearth so many truth's, and its hurts for most folks to know of such things, because they choose to live in a pure fantasy world today, and its no different from being trapped in The Matrix.

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      Mike Pugh 5 years ago from New York City

      @Deborah Brooks, yup lol you won't see other peoples comment until they are approved by the hub author, thanks again for having fun here and for being so happy, because its really what we all need today and it can only come from up above (Divine inspiration) and from within.

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Great hub! Thank you. Delve deeper and you will find a connection between your pocket book and human happiness.


      A former oil company employee.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Wow lol dana did beat me. Lol..

      Merry christmas my friend

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      Mike Pugh 5 years ago from New York City

      @Deborah Brooks, Yay its so nice to have you visit me here Deb, yes happiness is the manifestation from within, and I believe it stems back to the human spirit and how we relate to the out extreme's of our environment.

      Thanks for much for sharing with me, and I think Dana beat you to the dig-punch :) "Don't worry, be happy now!"

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      Mike Pugh 5 years ago from New York City

      @DanaTeresa, yes indeed the superficial make up of reality that many of us humans have focused upon for decades, is definitely not the true source of happiness as when millionaire's can easily been seen to have huge issues as well.

      What makes matters worse in terms of many of them lacking true happiness, is even when they have wad's of money and all the material things they could ever dream of, so many of them are empty inside, and cannot understand why they feel such a way. (It happens more to people who achieve fame so sudden, or win the lottery)

      My premise is all about trying to help others achieve happiness by simply breaking the mold of false security, and unreality by being real.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Mike wow I am your first comment.. how very entertaining this I am a happy camper.. I tend to worry about I need to quit that. but .. I do believe we can be truly happy but there are still going to be worry's and things that we cannot control.. I do believe that my husband is happy with me.. he never ..many blessings my friend



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      Dana Strang 5 years ago from Ohio

      Intersting article. There is often a discinect between what we think we need to be happy and what we actually need.... I would love perfect skin, and a boob lift, and to wake up in the morning not looking like a zombie. But the times I am happiest are when I can look my worst and still love myslef and have someone that loves me.... I wonder how many people will read this and take the time to think about what "happy" really is.