Last night as I lay in bed pondering where my life was leading me, I decided to scrap all my old plans and set some new goals for myself. I decided that I was going devote my time and energy to becoming a full fledged loser. Most losers I've seen are quite happy people. With a sense of satisfaction I quickly drifted off to sleep. When I awoke this morning I glanced over at my beuatiful wife and gave her a kiss on the forehead. As her eyes opened I softly whispered, good morning dear. She looked into my eyes and said to me, good morning loser. Turns out I talk in my sleep.
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