Okay, so how long have we got?
Just kidding, the circus proved too big for the living room (the trapeze kept getting tangled up with the tv aerial, and the elephants kept leaving deposits everywhere but the cat litter tray)!
Where was I? (Getting old, y'see). There was one thing - it used to be more but the cashflow problem's getting more acute these days - and that was to travel for free. Well, I can do that within the London area, (and elsewhere, but by bus only), so we're halfway there! But how about free flights around the world. Let's keep this within reason, around the north-western hemisphere.
D'you think if I promise Obama my vote he'll give me a free ticket to the US?