I would have a machine that would transport me into another body,
Also I would have an extention fitted on that Machine to enable me to have a personality transplant to go with said new body.
And if that wasn't poss, then I would have to be real, and ask for a time machine to take me back to better times, when people really cared, and people and comunity mattered.
Elderly folks could walk in the street after dark. And Kids did'nt have Kids.
Oh now look what you've done. you've got me spouting