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Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men
Men can be incredibly difficult to shop for, and that is why I've devised this top ten list of silly gifts for men.
It is just there to give you some ideas, because every man is different. You'll know your man best and the type of thing he is likely to appreciate, but if you are in a new relationship, it might feel like a total guessing game.
Buying gifts for men should be simple because they are such simple creatures.
It is us ladies who are complicated and place a mountain in front of us where no mountain needs to be. We are get ourselves all worked up wondering if we have chosen the right gifts to give our men.
Listen, girls...they're not bothered! Get them anything at all.
They will love just anything from this list of silly gifts.
Control a Woman Remote Control
Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 1
They just so WISH that a Control a Women remote Control worked! But hey just for one day we could let them be in charge. We pay a few cents for this gift, and spend the other $100 on ourselves. Sounds good to me.
Here is what Amazon have to say about it
"How many hours have you spent puzzling over the mystery of the wonder that is women? Now you need waste no more time understanding the strange phenomenon of the female species when you can control them, and all from the comfort of your arm chair. Such life essentials as beer, sex and food are all available at a touch of the button. Not forgetting the all important mute button, because if she looks good why ruin it with those pesky opinions. Our Control-a-woman is a truly life-enhancing gift, if only it worked. No batteries required - powered by positive thinking!"
Weren't those life essential such as beer, sex and food already there? Comfort of the armchair? Do they ever move from THE armchair? Notice how that armchair in the best position in the room is always HIS? Mute Button? Huh! But you know, just for ONE day, girls, give him his heart's desire.
Walter The Farting Dog 8" Plush Doll - Squeeze him and he farts!
Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - Number 2
You're probably wondering why I've put Walter The Farting Dog 8" Plush Doll in the number 2 positiion. Well, it's because every man should have a farting dog to blame!
They usually blame the dog or the cat anyway. Doesn't yours? Now with his very own farting dog he has the perfect excuse every time.
Fur Love Cuffs Locking Handcuffs
Top Ten silly Gifts for Men - number 3
Right, well, he can get the Fur Love Cuffs Locking Handcuffs with the woman remote control. It'll only work for ONE DAY ONLY!! Are you listening girls, make sure he knows that.
And if abuses the trust we give them for that one day, man...will he suffer in the future! Make sure he knows.
Butt Face Towel and Soap Set
Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 5
The Butt Face Towel and Soap Set is advertised as a great gag gift, but I think it would make a great present for your man!
It might remind him to be a bit more careful about what part he washes and dries where and with what.
Other people have to share the same toiletries, doesn't he know?
While I've seen this soap and the towel for sale separately, it is actually more economical to buy them both together in a gift set.
Wall Street Guru Ball
Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 6
The Wall Street Guru Ball is possibly more intelligent than most men's analysis of the stock market. Why not leave it all to chance instead of listening to the money market men. These so-called gurus haven't done a great job so far, have they? Didn't we just collapse into recession and they didn't see it coming!
The Wall Street Guru ball has a better chance of getting it right.
Who needs a broker when you've got a Wall Street Guru? Just shake this 3-¾" (9.5 cm) hard plastic ball and turn it over to receive sound financial advice like "Think Precious Metals," "Bull Market Ahead," and "Buy Pork Bellies." Twenty different completely illogical responses.
Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 7
I love the WTF? Red Office Stock Self-Inking Rubber Stamp. Does exactly what it says and stamps out WTF? on any stationery.
He could have great fun in the office with the WTF? stamp, and if he doesn't work in an office, he could still use it in the house on problem bills etc. Imagine the look on the faces of the workers in your local power company if you return a bill with this stamped on it?
It's got to lighten up their day if nothing else!
Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 8
Every man needs a Bullsh*t Button (they come out with it often enough!)
This straight-talking Bullsh*t Button allows you to call bullsh*t whenever you see it!
Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce,
- That was bullsh*t! or shout,
- Bullsh*t detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren.
No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullsh*t you again after setting off the bullsh*t alarm. Availability: This Bull Sh*it Button takes approximately one business day to leave the warehouse plus transit time (which isn't bullsh*t).
Top Ten Gifts for Men - number 9
This'll make him chuckle if he works in the psychotherapy field. And if he doesn't, well it'll still keep his tootsies warm and cosy in the cold winter months.
The Freudian Slippers come in various sizes to fit both men and women.
They are plush and extremely comfortable, not just gimmick slippers.
Fred Ouch Toothpick Holder, Gray
Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 10
Right, well they've called it a Fred Ouch Toothpick Holder, Gray, but to my mind this is a voodoo doll.
Only instead of sticking sharp pins and knives into it, you stick in tooth-picks!
This would make a great gift for that stressed-out man in your life. The figurine is definitely male, so no worries about him substituting you for the doll.
(But you could pinch it later after he has associated with it) Hehehe!
A great silly gift idea for the man in your life!