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Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men

Updated on January 22, 2013

Men can be incredibly difficult to shop for, and that is why I've devised this top ten list of silly gifts for men.

It is just there to give you some ideas, because every man is different. You'll know your man best and the type of thing he is likely to appreciate, but if you are in a new relationship, it might feel like a total guessing game.

Buying gifts for men should be simple because they are such simple creatures.

It is us ladies who are complicated and place a mountain in front of us where no mountain needs to be. We are get ourselves all worked up wondering if we have chosen the right gifts to give our men.

Listen, girls...they're not bothered! Get them anything at all.

They will love just anything from this list of silly gifts.

Control a Woman Remote Control

Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 1

They just so WISH that a Control a Women remote Control worked! But hey just for one day we could let them be in charge. We pay a few cents for this gift, and spend the other $100 on ourselves. Sounds good to me.

Here is what Amazon have to say about it

"How many hours have you spent puzzling over the mystery of the wonder that is women? Now you need waste no more time understanding the strange phenomenon of the female species when you can control them, and all from the comfort of your arm chair. Such life essentials as beer, sex and food are all available at a touch of the button. Not forgetting the all important mute button, because if she looks good why ruin it with those pesky opinions. Our Control-a-woman is a truly life-enhancing gift, if only it worked. No batteries required - powered by positive thinking!"

Weren't those life essential such as beer, sex and food already there? Comfort of the armchair? Do they ever move from THE armchair? Notice how that armchair in the best position in the room is always HIS? Mute Button? Huh! But you know, just for ONE day, girls, give him his heart's desire.

Walter The Farting Dog 8" Plush Doll - Squeeze him and he farts!

Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - Number 2

You're probably wondering why I've put Walter The Farting Dog 8" Plush Doll in the number 2 positiion. Well, it's because every man should have a farting dog to blame!

They usually blame the dog or the cat anyway. Doesn't yours? Now with his very own farting dog he has the perfect excuse every time.

Fur Love Cuffs Locking Handcuffs

Top Ten silly Gifts for Men - number 3

Right, well, he can get the Fur Love Cuffs Locking Handcuffs with the woman remote control. It'll only work for ONE DAY ONLY!! Are you listening girls, make sure he knows that.

And if abuses the trust we give them for that one day, man...will he suffer in the future! Make sure he knows.

Butt Face towel
Butt Face towel
Butt Face soap
Butt Face soap

Butt Face Towel and Soap Set

Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 5

The Butt Face Towel and Soap Set is advertised as a great gag gift, but I think it would make a great present for your man!

It might remind him to be a bit more careful about what part he washes and dries where and with what.

Other people have to share the same toiletries, doesn't he know?

While I've seen this soap and the towel for sale separately, it is actually more economical to buy them both together in a gift set.

Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 6

The Wall Street Guru Ball is possibly more intelligent than most men's analysis of the stock market. Why not leave it all to chance instead of listening to the money market men. These so-called gurus haven't done a great job so far, have they? Didn't we just collapse into recession and they didn't see it coming!

The Wall Street Guru ball has a better chance of getting it right.

Who needs a broker when you've got a Wall Street Guru? Just shake this 3-¾" (9.5 cm) hard plastic ball and turn it over to receive sound financial advice like "Think Precious Metals," "Bull Market Ahead," and "Buy Pork Bellies." Twenty different completely illogical responses.

Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 7

I love the WTF? Red Office Stock Self-Inking Rubber Stamp. Does exactly what it says and stamps out WTF? on any stationery.

He could have great fun in the office with the WTF? stamp, and if he doesn't work in an office, he could still use it in the house on problem bills etc. Imagine the look on the faces of the workers in your local power company if you return a bill with this stamped on it?

It's got to lighten up their day if nothing else!

Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 8

Every man needs a Bullsh*t Button (they come out with it often enough!)

Product Description

This straight-talking Bullsh*t Button allows you to call bullsh*t whenever you see it!

Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce,

  • That was bullsh*t! or shout,
  • Bullsh*t detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren.

No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullsh*t you again after setting off the bullsh*t alarm. Availability: This Bull Sh*it Button takes approximately one business day to leave the warehouse plus transit time (which isn't bullsh*t).

Top Ten Gifts for Men - number 9

This'll make him chuckle if he works in the psychotherapy field. And if he doesn't, well it'll still keep his tootsies warm and cosy in the cold winter months.

The Freudian Slippers come in various sizes to fit both men and women.

They are plush and extremely comfortable, not just gimmick slippers.

Fred Ouch Toothpick Holder, Gray

Top Ten Silly Gifts for Men - number 10

Right, well they've called it a Fred Ouch Toothpick Holder, Gray, but to my mind this is a voodoo doll.

Only instead of sticking sharp pins and knives into it, you stick in tooth-picks!

This would make a great gift for that stressed-out man in your life. The figurine is definitely male, so no worries about him substituting you for the doll.

(But you could pinch it later after he has associated with it) Hehehe!

A great silly gift idea for the man in your life!

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    • MelChi profile image

      Melanie Chisnall 

      6 years ago from Cape Town, South Africa

      Haha! Great list of ideas! Thanks for sharing :)

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      6 years ago from UK

      Cheers, it was fun writing it :)

    • Talullah profile image

      Talullah 

      6 years ago from SW France

      Brilliant hub with some great gift ideas that are just perfect for men!

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      You wonder who sits and think them up!

    • CJamesIII profile image

      CJamesIII 

      7 years ago from Minneapolis, MN

      The Control Your Woman Remote Control is hilarious! It must be a best-selling item. The Bullshit Button and the WTF rubber stamp are great ideas too, and also hilarious!

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      Just a bit of fun! Thanks for commenting :)

    • daffodil2010 profile image

      daffodil2010 

      7 years ago

      LOL, that is good. liked it :)

    • crystolite profile image

      Emma 

      7 years ago from Houston TX

      Nice article and also a secret,thanks.

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      Thanks Kim! This is just a fun hub really :)

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      kims3003 

      7 years ago

      well done hub with great ideas. Impressive work - nice writing style too!

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      LOL, I bet you wish there really was such a thing! Wouldn't put it past some craze (male) scientist to develop such a thing!

    • clark farley profile image

      clark farley 

      7 years ago

      Great hub...Woman Remote Control! damn! perfect gift (visual: aiming at wife, click-click-click-click hit it against something nearby click-click-click )

    • kabilano profile image

      kabilano 

      7 years ago from USA

      Thanks for clarifying, Izzy. I thought certain I saw it as well under Holidays and Celebrations ~ Christmas ~ Choosing Christmas Gifts. I guess I didn't. I'm still learning.

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      What are you on about? It is under ONE category - Holidays and Celebrations ~ gifts and gift giving.

    • kabilano profile image

      kabilano 

      7 years ago from USA

      You have this hub under two different categories, both here and under Christmas. How did you do that? (I'm surprised it's allowed.) I'm doing my first article and can't decide which of those categories to use.

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      Hey you're welcome! I'd great fun writing this hub!

    • 6hotfingers3 profile image

      6hotfingers3 

      7 years ago

      Thanks for the entertaining Hub. I'd love to give the WTF gift to myself. Great list of suggestions. Thanks again.

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      LOL you lot would be so lucky! Still, its nice to dream :)

    • alex.chen profile image

      alex.chen 

      7 years ago

      Love the control a woman remote... That'd be a great gift.

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      Sounds about right! Guess men are just the same the world over! Sigh....

    • lorlie6 profile image

      Laurel Rogers 

      7 years ago from Bishop, Ca

      The farting dog and Bullshit button are perfect for the men in my life, Izzy-thanks for the tips!

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      The WTF stamp is a great idea! I want one too. LOL

    • SteveoMc profile image

      SteveoMc 

      7 years ago from Pacific NorthWest

      Those are goodies alright. I want a couple of them myself: woman remote control, so inexpensive, too, and I would love one of those WTF stamps. LOL, great hub. Thanks.

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      Yeah like I said men are so easy to cater for, anything from here will keep them happy while not costing the earth.

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      Shari 

      7 years ago from New York, NY

      I am still cracking up, but will admit there are quite a few gifts here that you have just made gift giving easier for me this year!

    • IzzyM profile imageAUTHOR

      IzzyM 

      7 years ago from UK

      Hey thanks Mark - that's a compliment coming from you :)

    • Mark Ewbie profile image

      Mark Ewbie 

      7 years ago from UK

      That's good stuff Izzy.

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