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10 Crazy New Year's Resolutions You Should Try in 2017

Updated on March 30, 2016

New Year's Resolutions Through The Ages by geobeats

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Crazy Resolutions 2017

  1. Survive the zombie apocalypse.

  2. Dye your hair platinum, Gwen Stefani blonde. If you're already that blonde, go black!

  3. Get a sweatshirt made but instead of your name, get a silly nick name like Big Cheese or The Chosen One embroidered on the front- and then wear it to work.

  4. Trade places with your spouse for a day. Not only is this silly, it could actually bring you closer. And if it brings you closer, see number 5!

  5. Get, ahem, intimate on the roof!

  6. Clear your schedule and spend an entire day with your child. Let them choose the food, the places, all within reason and budget. If you don't have a child, take your dog. If you don't have a dog, take your cat. If you don't have a cat, get one.

  7. Try your best to get your photo on

  8. Grab your camera and head to Hollywood to try your hand at being a paparazzi. If you don't live near a big city, do it to your best friend- but don't tell them what you're up to until they bust out the restraining order- or go Lindsey Lohan on you.

  9. Eat carbs. You know you want to.

  10. For once, don't make ANY New Year's Resolutions ;)

Happy New Year 2013!
Happy New Year 2013! | Source


Which resolution are you most likely to try in 2013?

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Some honorable mentions...

  1. Brittani Sponaugle of udemy blog, offers "finish a chap-stick" and "fill up your gas tank all the way" for our short list.
  2. Twitter has always got some gems for ya, like Jamie Kilstein's "New years resolution is to stop crying at google commercials." Pete Holmes give great advice for writing those resolutions, "Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word 'stop.'"
  3. I'd never be able to achieve Sheetal1256 of FanPop's resolution of "I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher." (But it's probably a good one to try).


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    • Pinkchic18 profile image

      Sarah Carlsley 

      8 years ago from Minnesota

      Cool list!

    • MrsBkay profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Southern California Desert

      If I do make any resolutions they're always silly. One year was to go blonde. Another year was to join a sorority, which I would have done but I got pregnant. Imagine me trying to join then! Lol. This year I want to find a job making at least 18/hr. :)

    • CrisSp profile image


      8 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Lol! You are a funny woman! Thanks for the laugh! I don't really put up any new years resolution because I know I couldn't keep up anyway. So, why bother, eh? Having said that, I like #10.


    • MrsBkay profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Southern California Desert

      We could all use some extra time with our loved ones! :)

    • peachpurple profile image


      8 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      i say, I would definitely do no. 6, spend too much time on hp


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