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Ashton Firefly & Calpol25s Journey To Ashtons Island

Updated on December 15, 2011

The Beginning

Calpol25 and AshtonFirefly had been out drinking one night, when Ashton decided she wanted something more, and surprised Calpol25 with a proposition. Ashton wanted so much to visit the beautiful Forgotten Islands In The Cant Recall Ocean, she told Calpol how much this meant to her and how she had always wanted to go.

A short time later and after several cups of coffee to sober up Ashton & Calpol agreed and began to search for the best holiday package they could find, as they searched the many packages on the internet one in particular jumped out at them both......

Supercalifragilistexpialidocious holiday deals to the Forgotten Islands.com appeared on the computer screen, an uncontrollable urge to watch Mary Poppins befell, they did not know why. Leaving no time to spare they quickly clicked the link and a whole new world appeared, with large bonuses, deals and big packages just waiting to be grabbed they searched. Ashton was so excited she almost exploded with happiness. Then searching thoroughly they found the package for them, a short cruise round the Islands on the most beautiful boat in the world known only as "The Firefly" with more cabins and decks than Canada they knew this was the boat for them.

Calpol booked the holiday and on December 13th Ashton & Calpol would be on vacation enjoying the sun, sea and the views across the Forgotten Islands....

The day came so fast that Ashton and Calpol were almost hysterical after packing their suitcases 6 times and even putting the kitchen sink in there, (Seriously we did!)

Ashton was ready first and telling Calpol to hurry or they would be late and miss the voyage, Calpol was having a dilemma on which shoes to take with him the brown sandals or the white deck shoes he thought, sweat running down his brow "these decisions are soo hard" he called. Ashton ran in to his room and looked at Calpol who was almost about to give in, and she said " You can not be serious, white deck shoes with your legs not a good combination." At last it was sorted Calpol knew she was right and packed his sandals they quickly ran out of the flat and down to the harbour, with only moments to spare and the threat of missing their long awaited holiday, they made it and boarded the Firefly.

Quickly they rushed to their cabins unpacked and waved as the Firefly set sail to the Forgotten Islands, "HOORAAYY" Calpol shouted "AWESOME" Firefly shouted they were so excited they began to sing "A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down" they even danced around the cabins. Later that evening Ashton and Calpol were at the bar (where they usually frequented together) When a strange looking man approached.

Tidal Wave
Tidal Wave
The Village
The Village
The Queen
The Queen
Ashtons Palace
Ashtons Palace
Exiled
Exiled

"Oh my god your ex is on board" said Ashton, Calpol turned and came face to face with this strange looking man, "Oh very funny" said Calpol. Ashton was laughing so hard she almost chocked on her lemonade. Suddenly the man began to spk "I predict a great future for you both, a one of fame, fortune and happiness" he said. Calpol turned to Ashton said "When you ge the drinks in I will have the same as him, he seems to be happy." Ashton quickly replied " I dont think they sell what he is on but will certainly ask." The man yelled "You can mock me all you want but you will both have a future of greatness soon." Calpol and Ashton began to laugh and turned quickly but in a flash the strange looking man disapeared,this made them laugh even more. Suddenly the boat began to rock and then a storm began outside causing the boat to rock violently, Calpol and Ashton got sea sick really fast as the boat rocked too and frow. Then suddenly like a flash a huge wave hit the boat causing water to spout everywhere, Ashton and Calpol decided to return to their cabins but they had to walk across the deck to reach them, as they did a huge wave hit and swept Calpol & Ashton away. As it hit Calpol shouted " I knew I shouold have brought those white deck shoes with me!" It all happened so quickly, some hours passed and Calpol and Ashton were delivered to a beach by the wave, they woke up face down in the sand, as Ashton opened her eyes she noticed the palm trees and hot sun shining down upon her. She jumped to her feet and went to find Calpol he was not far from her just a bit further down the beach she woke him up. "Were alive wake up" she said slapping Calpols face. Calpol came round and they began to celebrate ony down side was no alcohol, but hey ho not so bad.. They walked alittle along the beach and were faced with beauiful hills and forestry, aware they were on an island they could not help exploring.

As they explored they came across a village at the foot of a hill the people were so lovely they helped Calpol and Ashton they gave them food and fresh clothes, Ashton was proclaimed their Queen and they built a palace in her honour and even named the Island after her, Calpol had a house built on the beach that looked up the hill toward the palace where Ashton lived they used to wave to each other all the time and even held parties and banquets every tuesday other wise known as "Ashtons Day."

Queen Ashton declared the national anthem to be "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" and also proclaimed that all islanders must love Mary poppins..

We lasted three hours after she proclaimed this law we were both exiled and put on a raft and set back to the sea, but we did enjoy our holiday........................

Hope you enjoyed my bit of fun.

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    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Thanks rbe0 how would you like to star in my next vacation promise it will be a laugh?? :)

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      rbe0 

      6 years ago from the history channel

      most genius stuff i have read all day. took me long enough to find it. Please write more about your experiences when you were exiled and stuff. or w/e

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Thank you both, Ashton & me had a great time her palace was fantastic..... :-)

      You will definately have to come on a vacation with us I think Ashon and Me would love it :)

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      hospitalera 

      6 years ago

      How funny and how very well written! Love to go on vacation with the two of you one day, it wouldn't be boring for sure ;-) SY

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      AshtonFirefly 

      6 years ago

      ROFL.

      OMG. I have not laughed this hard in a very long time.

      Nice job!!! hahahaa! :D

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Thanks D.william, Ashton and me were in such a funny mood yesterday and began to have such a good laugh that I just had too write it. Am glad to be back have missed everyone and have missed you too, Will keep on writing I promise.... :)

    • d.william profile image

      d.william 

      6 years ago from Somewhere in the south

      Cal:

      What a wonderful fantasy vacation.. I loved it, and laughed all the way through it. Good job.

      I am truly happy to see you back and writing on hub pages.

      dee.

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