Creep Out Your Friends in a Burger King Halloween Costume!
Beware of the King!
We've all seen the Burger King ads starring the Burger King. Sometimes you are minding your own business craving a delicious BK value meal and watching the TV, when all of a sudden, he appears! Gasp! It is the Burger King! Not only am I not sure what he has to do with food, I am pretty sure he scares many people. The Burger King is not what first comes to mind when I think of a tasty value menu; no, he is the creator of nightmares.
Despite the Burger King's creepiness, I actually really liked him. I suppose I have a twisted sense of humor and I enjoy a good scare. You can imagine I was very sad to learn recently that Burger King is officially retiring the Burger King. Even though the commercials were original and won awards, apparently the King really was scaring away customers. Let's face it, the Burger King just isn't doing his job if people feel uneasy watching the commecials and have no desire to eat Burger King food because of it. It is sad to see the Burger King go, but it is for the best.
If you are like me, I am sure you would like to find someway to keep the Burger King alive. Well, there is a way to do it. You can dress like the Burger King this Halloween. Yes, what could be better than creeping your friends out by wearing a Burger King Halloween costume this year?
The Burger King
The Burger King Halloween Costume
Believe it or not, it is actually not that difficult to find the Burger King Halloween costume. You can easily buy it online or at a party store. Not only can you get the mask, you can get the entire Burger King costume at a fairly reasonable price.
So what will you do once you purchase your Burger King Halloween costume? Oh, the options are unlimited! Do you live in a college dorm? If so, dress up like the Burger King and walk around scaring all your dormmates. It does not even have to be Halloween for that. Get out a video camera and creep up beside your roommate while he or she is sleeping. When your roommate wakes up, surprise! It will be just like the commercial.
Perhaps you would like to dress up like the Burger King and then go to Burger King. Wow! What fun! People will either run away in fear or ask for your autograph. It could totally go either way. Just be warned, if you end up in jail over that one, I don't have any bail money. You are on your own with that one.
You can also go trick or treating, or attend Halloween parties dressed like the Burger King. You will be an instant hit no matter where you go! If you pick up some delicious Burger King Chicken Fries and start passing them out everywhere you go, everyone will love you even more (even if they are still afraid of you). The fun never stops with a Burger King costume.
Ronald McDonald Enters the Picture
If you really want to step up your Halloween fun this year, find a friend that is willing to dress like Ronald McDonald. Then the two of you can stroll into any Halloween celebration and get into fake fights. It is even better if you pretend you are not together.
Even funnier, make sure to buy some of those Burger King Chicken Fries I mentioned earlier, and get your friend to pick up some Chicken McNuggets. Challenge innocent people to taste test both, and then you and Ronald can get into an awkward conversation about who has better chicken. If you can find a 3rd friend willing to stroll around the corner dressed like Colonel Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken, you will have pulled off a hilarious Halloween prank. Of course, I realize no one in their right mind will go through this kind of trouble, but I can dream, can't I?
The bottom line is, dressing like the Burger King will be ridiculously funny and totally creepy. You can get your Burger King Halloween costume at stores and online right now. Just remember, the Burger King has retired and this is probably your last opportunity to get his costume. Have fun this Halloween and don't scare anyone too much with that Burger King mask!
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