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Dirty Christmas Carols

Updated on December 21, 2008

So, the holiday season is upon us.  And in the spirit of Christmas, I've decided to post here some of the DIRTIEST. RAUNCHIEST carols I could find.  Please keep in mind, almost all of these have extreme bad language.  They're always funniest in video format, so take a look down below for some crazy stuff. 

JibJab, without a doubt, makes some of the best videos out there.  This is one of their funniest yet.  Poor Santa Claus.  This one doesn't have too much in the way of naughty language, but it's still pretty damn funny. 

Farting Elves: A Christmas Carol

I'm pretty sure it's Adam Sandler who does this next one.  You'd be hardpressed to find a video with more curse words than this one.  He's really a hilarious comedian, and this presentation is about as nasty as you can get in terms of turning a Christmas carol awry... 

The Adult 12 Days of Christmas [ADULT LANGUAGE]

This one is pretty sick.  It's audio only, but make sure only to play it if you've got the stomach for it.  It literally describes Grandma getting dismembered by a chainsaw so good luck... 

Grandma Got Dismembered By a Chainsaw

This one isn't "dirty" in the way you'd expect, but nevertheless it's dirty alright.  These three were the funniest one's I've found so far.  As the Holiday season approaches us ever-closer I'll make sure to post more videos as I find them.  Please, if you have any ideas, post them in comments and i'll take a look. Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, etc. for all other holidays. 

Oh, It's Dirty All Right!!


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      7 years ago

      LOL "carl" what does being a Jew have to do with anything? AND --what do you think John Valby is, idiot! HE's JEWISH!

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      8 years ago

      I'm pretty sure that Adult 12 Days of Christmas is done by John Valby. He does a lot of dirty live shows

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      8 years ago

      I think these are good. Too funny. I am not a fan of Sandler's Christmas songs because he's a jew. I found some funny stuff on youtube. I also like the dirty christmas carol of John Valby. He's on iTunes and really hilarious. I also like the dirty christmas carol of Slate Rockwell too. I found him at I think the nastier the better. Raunchier the funnier!

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      9 years ago from Free and running....

      This was great!


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