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Fathers Day Poems Funny

Updated on December 16, 2016

Happy Father's Day

Fathers Day is a great time to stop and tell dad you love him. Whether he is in your home, or lives out of town, or out of the country, your dad will appreciate a few words of love and laughter on this his special day.

Here's a few funny Fathers Day poems for you and your loved ones to enjoy.



My Father's a Golfer

Father dear,

Oh Father dear,

We salute you this day.

Golf clubs in hand,

You're an every sport man,

Enjoy hitting the green your way!



D.Alsup

Father Is


F is for fearless,

My dad is that you know.

A is for all

The places that we go.

T is for talking,

He says, I do that much too much!

H is for happiness,

He always gives me that in a bunch.

E is for enthusiastic,

Maybe the longest word in the world.

I can barely say that word.

But I'm told, it is how I feel

Being Daddy's special little girl!

R is for all these reasons

He's the best dad in the world!

D. ALSUP



My Handprints


My dirty little handprint

I've left on every wall

And on the drawers and tabletops

I've really marked them all.

But here is one that won't rub off,

I'm giving it to you...

Do you know why??

Well, I'm so thankful

To have a father like you.

Anonymous



A Tough Job


Pull up your pants.

Comb your hair.

Brush your teeth.

Don't you stare..

Mind your manners.

Do your homework.

Don't stay up too long.

Take out the trash.

Rake the leaves.

Cut the grass.

Don't play too rough.

Being a dad sure is tough,


You have to remember to constantly say,

All this stuff.

D.Alsup



Daddy's Gift


What can I get my Daddy

For this special day?

He needs nothing,

"I have everything"

I always hear him say.


Boy, this is really got me thinking..


So I guess, this is what I'll do...


Gift wrap,

A big empty box

Put a note in it,

That says,

I love you!

D. ALSUP


Thank You for visiting. Let us know if you enjoyed the poems. If you have any poetry for Father's Day for Kids you would like to share, please send us a comment with your selections for all to enjoy.

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    • BIGCSSHOP profile imageAUTHOR

      BIGCSSHOP 

      6 years ago

      Shelden,

      Thanks for leaving a comment. I'm so glad this hub was of help to you.

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      Shelden 

      6 years ago

      Really clever helped me out a whole heap !

    • BIGCSSHOP profile imageAUTHOR

      BIGCSSHOP 

      8 years ago

      Thanks silly, I love it!

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      silly 

      8 years ago

      i will do my homework

      eat all my food

      wash the car

      wash the chlothes

      dad! DAD! wake up you were dreaming!!!

    • BIGCSSHOP profile imageAUTHOR

      BIGCSSHOP 

      8 years ago

      Thanks eUGENIA, I'm glad you enjoyed this hub and thanks so much for the info.

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      eUGENIA 

      8 years ago

      It's fun and entertaining but try picking up kaboose's ideas that is wwww.kaboose.com

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