The Zombie Gift Guide - Best Zombie Gifts
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For the Zombie Fan Who Has Everything
Who hasn't struggled at one time or another with the question of what to give a zombie-loving friend or family member who seems to already have everything?
Well, whether you are searching for the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas, or just because, you need look no further! The following zombie-themed household gifts are sure to delight any fan of the undead.
Zombies want nothing more than to invade every room in the house - so help open up that special someone's door and let the zombies in!
Den of the DeadClick thumbnail to view full-size
Zombies in the Living Room
Our zombie invasion begins in the living room.
Beckon them in! For a horror lover, a zombie hand collectible statue figurine is sure to be the perfect accent to the room.
Or maybe you were thinking of something a bit more humorous? In that case, brighten up the room by tossing a silly Zombie Pillow Pet on the couch!
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Zombies in the Kitchen
From the living room, the zombies press forward and begin to amble into the kitchen.
Is the recipient of your zombie gift a gourmand or aspiring chef? If so, the Bon Appetit salt and pepper set may be just the perfect touch to their dining tableau.
Or perhaps he or she is a wine connoisseur? Well, what could possibly say culture and refinement like a zombie wine holder?
No, you say? The person you're buying for is a more practical, no-frills sort? Well, that's okay too. How about a simple zombie head cling decoration for the microwave door then? Yes, that's right - for a mere $5.99 from zombiegift.com, you can bestow one of these beauties as a gift. Seemlessly mix food and gore for a gift anyone would be hard-pressed to forget!
And, ranking as possibly the coolest zombie kitchen item ever, the Zombie Head Glass Salt and Pepper Shaker Set allows die-hard zombie fans to finally realize the dream of housing their table seasonings in a zombie's eye sockets. It is truly a wonderful world in which we live today...
Study of the DamnedClick thumbnail to view full-size
Zombies in the Office
The undead shuffle onward, moaning, into the home office.
Every office needs its personal touches, and a zombie fan's absolutely screams for them. These desk accoutrements are sure to bring a smile to that fan's face all day long.
Who could possibly resist a spiky zombie head pencil holder? I am disconsolate that NeatoShop appears to have discontinued this breathtakingly eye-catching, highly detailed desk accessory that holds pens, pencils, paper clips, envelopes, and even business cards, but with a little luck, you may still be able to find one through an independent seller on eBay or Amazon.
For those with more simple tastes, the Impaled Zombie Desk Accessory is a nice choice. This hand painted resin pencil holder will ensure that the user always remembers where he left his pencil.
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Zombies in the Bathroom
Now the zombies stumble into the bathroom. Is nothing sacred?
Well, to a certain type of zombie fan, no. And if that's for whom you're buying, these bathroom gifts might be just the thing.
How about a zombie hand toilet topper? For around $5.00, you can give the gift that keeps on grabbing. This peel n'place applique adheres to the top of the toilet lid and cheerfully greets all restroom visitors with a hand reaching up for them.
A bit too garish? Well, how about something more civilized then, like gift soap? Bloody Brains decorative gift soap definitely will add a pop of color to any bathroom and have a pleasant raspberry scent.
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Zombies in the Bedroom
Zombies will leave no corner of the home untouched. Bursting into the bedroom, they pour in, groaning hungrily.
For the bravest of zombie enthusiasts, consider the gift of Zombie Apocalypse Bedding from dudeiwantthat.com or Amazon. Yes, there are multiple brands of this stuff. Adorned in grasping hands and blood splatters, particularly where one's brain would rest, these sets, which each contain a duvet cover and two pillow cases, are guaranteed to shoo away restful sleep, keeping the living sleeping with one eye open.
Or perhaps you were thinking of something a little less hardcore? That's fine too. How about something cute -- well, alright, not exactly cute, but at least certainly cuter than bloody bedding. Neatorama's Zombie Clock is a handcrafted, highly detailed 3D mantel clock featuring a zombie gnawing on a brain. Heartwarming, isn't it?
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With these gifts, the zombie horde will swarm your intended recipient's home, overrunning it, much to his (or her) undoubted delight.
But, as perfect as your zombie gift may be, don't forget about the little details. For that "just so" finishing touch, wrap your gift in zombie wrapping paper. And, for an even more personal touch, consider a zombie-themed card!
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