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Funny Birthday Wishes For Men

Updated on October 16, 2012

Funny Birthday Wishes For Men

Funny Birthday Wishes For Men Are Simple

Finding funny birthday wishes for men is like shooting fish in a barrel, all you have to do direct yourself to the right place. Men are simple and so is their sense of humor. In order to create a funny birthday message that a man is going to laugh at and enjoy, you simply must not overcomplicate things. Here are a few quotes that most men find very funny relating to birthdays.

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."

"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."

"A well-adjusted women is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she is going to exchange it for."

Funny birthday wishes for men are best left either simple, or personal. For example, if you buy a man an elaborate gift that is for men in general and not directed at all towards him personally, he probably won't like it. If however, you go with a simple gift directed towards men in general he will probably end up liking that gift.

It is always best to go personal when you can. Nothing is better than a well put together personal birthday wish when it comes to birthday gifts for men. I always suggest thinking of a special memory with the person and then connecting that to the gift.

Some Sample Funny Gift Ideas For Men

When thinking of funny birthday wishes / gifts for men you always want a surprise factor involved. Here are some great examples of gifts for men that for lack of a better word "pop".

Try a birthday cake themed to his favorite hobby

Joke gifts can work wonders as well

Personal is usually the best - Try a personal card or invite

Men Love Funny Birthday Wishes

Men love to receive funny birthday cards, gifts, wishes, quotes, and other offerings on their birthday. It is considered a sign of respect when the time is taken to come up with a proper birthday wish, In the three examples I just showed you there were a few things in common. They were either very funny, personal in that if you gave the same gift to someone else they probably wouldn't get it, or just plain interesting.

These are the type of gifts and wishes that do well at birthdays simply because they draw out a good laugh or they connect emotionally with the recipient and therefor become memorable.

I'm not worried about you not putting in the effort on a birthday wish because you are reading this. The way I see it, if you take the took the time to read this hub, then you are going to spend the time to come up with a good gift/wish for your family and friends. So in the interest of saving you time, below are a few recommendations when it comes to making good birthday gifts.

Make Pesonalized Birthday Cards Easily At JibJab

One of the best tools that I have found when it comes to making personalized birthday cards for friends and family is JibJab.

JibJab is a website that has thousands of different cards to choose from most of which are personalized. The cards are e-cards which are not as good for actual gift giving as they are for just having fun. What I mean is that if you use JibJab you will love it, but you can't use it by itself for important gift giving occasions. JibJab is really cool because you can send unlimited e-cards to everyone you like for only $1 per month.

JibJab is a great way to keep intouch with your friends and keep them laughing all year round.

Still Stumped When It Comes To Finding The Right Funny Birthday Wish?

It is okay to be pickey when it comes to finding the right birthday gift since you really want to send the right message. If I haven't sparked your creativity enough here please have a look at some of my other hubs such as

I will be writing more on the topic of birthday wishes shortly, so be sure to check back!


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