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Fun and Funny Christmas Tree Ornaments

Updated on November 20, 2014
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Gather around, kiddies! It's that time of the year again! The tree is up, the tinsel and garland are hung dutifully, and the lights are a twinkle! There's only one thing missing -- some weird and funny Christmas tree ornaments!

From farting Santa butts to that age old classic Budweiser bottle ornament, what would the holidays be without these bizarre novelty decorations? Below I've compiled a list of these bad-boy decorative items that are so fun and fanciful that they're guaranteed to drench your friends and family in a tidal wave of Christmas cheer!

A Christmas Story Movie Leg Lamp Ornament

Nothing says the holidays like a sexy leg lamp! Am I right or am I right?

For anyone who's seen the classic film A Christmas Story (how could you miss those 24 hour marathons every year?), you already know the true significance of this classy holiday item. It not only brings holiday cheer to the family, but it has the capability of lighting up dads face like nothing else ever could.

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Christmas Pickle Ornament

Believe it or not, there's more to this pickle ornament than the hilarity it ensues. A very old Christmas eve tradition in Germany was to hide a pickle [ornament] deep in the branches of the family Christmas Tree. The parents hung the pickle last after all the other ornaments were in place. In the morning they knew the most observant child would receive an extra gift from St. Nicholas. The first adult who finds the pickle traditionally gets good luck for the whole year.

... pretty weird/cool, right?

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Dear Santa, It Wasn't Me!

This year when Santa comes to visit, leave this informative Christmas ball on the tree to explain the the big guy that all that naughtiness he has you down for is just a big misunderstanding.

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FELIZ Navidad Snowman Christmas Ornaments/MEXICAN Holiday Decor

Hold on to your sombrero's, senor's and senorita's! This Mexican themed set of Christmas ornaments will have all of your muchacho's howling muchas gracias!

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Santa on Wine Barrel

We all should have known that Santa was a wino. How else could someone remain so damn jolly all the time? It's just not natural!

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"Beer Nut" Peanut Drinking Beer

This nutty ornament really has no reason for existing. But I'm happy it does. Because, well, frankly I have a drinking problem and I enjoy making light of the situation with humorous decorative items that mask my real depression and self-loathing.

Happy holidays!

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Bacon Ornament

Whether it's bacon flavored candy canes or bacon themed wrapping paper, I try to include at least one bacon related product in every Christmas gift page I create. Why? Well, first of all I'm a carnivore. And secondly bacon is just awesome. If you think otherwise, then you're a wimp.

That's right.

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Peter Griffin in Santa Suit

The fun thing about this ornament (other than it being the obligatory reference to the best cartoon on TV) is that when you throw it on your tree with that myriad of other various Santa Claus decorations, you're giving your friends and family a nice Where's Waldo effect. Only in this instance, it's Where's Peter?

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Police Navidad

Welp! It looks like Santa finally broke into one house too many; the fuzz finally got him. Well, just goes to show, that's what you get.

Anywho, his misfortune is your gain because luckily TMZ caught a photo of this memorable moment leaving us with a ornament that'll have everyone talking!

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Budweiser Beer Bottle with Striped Scarf

You can't go wrong with the classics! The Budweiser beer bottle Christmas tree ornament has been a cherished tradition for my family tree for years! I still think about my dearly departed uncle Otis whenever I see one hanging... *sigh* memories.

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Farting Butt Ornaments

These gross little ornaments are a fun addition to any Christmas tree, because, as everyone knows, nothing says The Holidays quite like gas from Santa's ass.

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Santa's Magical Ornament

Tired of having to crawl behind the tree to unplug those pesky lights? Well, Santa has come to your rescue! With this nifty little product, you can plug your lights into Santa here (who will hang from your tree or sit on your mantle) and then all you have to do to turn your lights off is simply blow on Santa's torch! (literally, that wasn't a euphemism)

This is actually a really cool AND useful ornament. So cool, in fact, that I've included a video of it in action!

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