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Gift Ideas- Funny Tee Shirts from What on Earth Catalog

Updated on October 12, 2014

As you might guess by now, I enjoy reading whimsical tee shirts. This is my 3rd offering. See my other hubs, Funny Tee Shirts from Wireless and Funny Tee Shirts from The Lighter Side. These tee shirts are from a catalog new to me, the What on Earth catalog. This catalogue had well over 200 interesting and funny tees, so look also for my hub, More Funny Tee Shirts from What on Earth Catalog. These tee shirts are like greeting cards, there’s something for everyone. Great gift ideas for Christmas, Birthdays and other occasions.


Holiday Tee Shirts

Big Grinch Face (green tee with Grinch facial features)

The Year Without A Santa Claus (Heat Miser)

The Year Without A Santa Claus (Snow Miser)

Oh Snap (Gingerbread Man with broken leg)

Tee Shirts Inspired by TV and Movies

Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (Princess Bride)

More Cowbell (Will Farrel spoof on SNL)

Raven Lunatic (picture of raven; Monty Python)

Back Off (Yosemite Sam)

If You Woke Up This Morning, It’s Because Jack Bauer Spared Your Life. (24)

[Yellow shirt with Spongebob’s face]

The Dude Abides (Big Lebowski)

[Family Guy Stewie playing electric guitar]

Tee Shirts for Animal Lovers

C@ (cat ears and whiskers over @ symbol)

Dances with Squirrels (series of dancing, tumbling squirrels)

Squirrels for Peace (3 squirrels making peace signs)

The Dog Likes Me Best.

The Cat Likes Me Best.

My cats walk all over me (Paw prints over front and left sleeve)

My dog walks all over me (Paw prints over front and left sleeve)

You’re not the boss of me. My Dachshund is.

I hate it when my cat thinks outside the box.

Help the Homeless. Rescue a Dog.

Snug as a pug on a rug.

Other Animal-Themed Shirts

I Like Cats. I Just Can’t Eat A Whole One By Myself.

Messin’ With Sasquatch (graphic of Big Foot)

I don’t give a (picture of rat holding tethered jackass)

Stop Animal Testing (bunny with glasses taking a test)

I like small furry animals…with fries on the side…

Never moon a werewolf

Love of Food and Spirits Tee Shirts

My Indian name is Runs With Beer

Beer Slayer

Davy Jones’ Locker (graphic of Davy Jones)

Dog Breath Saloon (graphic of Doberman)

Scruffy Murphy’s Cork Ireland (red nosed man with beer)

A man walks into a bar (cartoon graphic of man hitting his head on a horizontal bar)

Hard times call for hard liquor

Hybrid Human Runs on Beer

My food pyramid is made from beer cans.

I’m Putting My Money In Something That Never Loses Its Value: BEER

Yes, Beer Qualifies As An Appetizer.

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

I like it dirty (shows martini glass)

Better Living Through Chocolate

Powered by bacon

I admit it. I ate the last cookie.

Looking for love. Will settle for jelly beans.

Tee Shirts for the Handyman

If I Can’t Fix It, It Must Not Be Broken

They call me the Plunginator

Duct Tape Specialist

I Came I Mowed I Kicked Grass

Handyman’s Rule: Cut to fit, Beat into place

Tee Shirts for Music Lovers

Guitar Hero

Without Music Life Would B (flat symbol)

Riffs Welcome Here (picture of guitar)

I’ve Got Sax Appeal (picture of saxophone)

Woodwinds Rule (picture of clarinet)

The Older the Violin The Sweeter The Music (picture of violin)

I’ve Got Rhythm (picture of drum set)

The Magic Flute (picture of flute)

Brassy and Sassy (picture of trumpet)

I Tickle The Ivories (picture of piano)

Musicians Just Duet

Drummers can’t be beat

It's All in the Name Tees

Bill The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Mike The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Don’t wanna. Don’t hafta. I’m Mike.

Oh for the love of Pete

Matthewology- The Study of Matt

Because I’m Bill That’s Why

Eric The Great

Dan The Man

Believe in Steve

Nate The Great

Don’t Josh Me

Above Average Joe

Great Scott!

Words to Live By Tees

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons…For You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!

It is what it is.

Living life to the fullest…extent of the law.

Work Humor Tees

Lunch Ladies Are Hot

You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Work Here- We’ll Train You!

Firefighter “Our job is to save your ass, not kiss it.”

Police Officer “Our job is to save your ass, not kiss it.”

Lawyers the world’s 2nd oldest profession

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

If idiots grew on trees this place would be an orchard

I respect your opinion even though I think mine is better.

Laughing on the inside. Pretending to care on the outside.

Tee Shirts for Motor Heads

Still plays with Motorcycles

Still plays with Cars

Still plays with Tractors

Still plays with Trains

Will Talk Cars with Anyone.

Ethnic Pride Tee Shirts

Of Course I’m Right, I’m Italian.

You bet your Pierogi I’m Polish!

Irish O’Merican

Technology Tee Shirts

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I’m a technology addict and you can byte me.

Almost as smart as my phone.

No earpiece, no cell phone- I really am talking to myself!

Lead me not into temptation. I have my own GPS.

Religious Themed Tee Shirts

Work for God. The retirement benefits are great.

Prayer The world’s greatest wireless connection.


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  • rmcrayne profile imageAUTHOR


    10 years ago from San Antonio Texas

    Thanks for reading lorlie. I think my favorite is the 'affairs of dragons' shirt.

  • lorlie6 profile image

    Laurel Rogers 

    10 years ago from Grizzly Flats, Ca

    I'm off to go shopping, mcrayne, particularly for the cat tee!


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