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What the Hell am I gonna wear on Halloween? Costume ideas

Updated on October 20, 2010
This kid is awesome.
This kid is awesome.

Halloween is coming fast! Have you given any thought to what you're wearing this year?

If you're anything like me, you wait until the last possible minute to get a costume. I know in my past experiences that this is not a good thing, as I usually have the lamest of the lame as far as costume coolness goes.

I made a promise to myself that this year was going to be different. I am going to get an awesome costume this year! So what I am going to do is compile a list of costumes for everyone this Halloween! Mens, Womens and Kids costumes!

I'm actually going to use this page I have created to give myself an idea on what to wear as far as a costume goes. I hope this helps you, too! Let's get started.

Things Not to Wear

Inexpensive costumes ideas for the Ladies!

Lady Gaga - You can all act like you can't stand her, but there is a reason why she is one of the hottest musical artists on the planet. She would make a great person to dress up as because she wears weird shit all the time. Go ahead, you know you wanna.

Cowgirls - It's so simple! Just go into your closet and grab a bandana or scarf, some brown boots, jeans and a few other things to make yourself into an instant cowgirl! Let's face it, Cowgirls are hot and you can probably pull the whole outfit off for less than $20! Just get a huge belt buckle and a cowboy hat at a thrift store or something. The rest of the stuff you probably already own.

Octomom - Tasteless? Maybe.. Funny? yes. Super easy costume to make. Wear whatever outfit you want, put some over-sized botox lips on your face and carry a bunch of dolls around! You have a great costume in minutes!

Some Good, inexpensive Costume ideas for Guys

Tiger Woods - Why not throw a red polo shirt on and walk around with a 9 iron and a sleeve of rubbers hanging out of your back pocket?

Guy Fieri - I personally love Guy Fieri. He is the perfect mix of tv personality meets cartoon. He also happens to be a legit cook and he has a very chill attitude. Guy Fieri is one of the hottest chef personalities in the world right now, and is recognized by most. Get a spikey blonde wig, a brown goatee with some shades on the back of your hed, and you have Guy Fieri!

(Oh, and don't forget the terrible hawaiian shirt...that is a MUST!)

Duct Tape Man - What was that?! You are mocking me for recommending this costume to you?? No, no. I'm not recommending this costume at all. Not one bit. It's hilarious and everyone would be laughing "with" you (wink wink) if you rolled into a party looking like this. Wait, now that I think about it, I think you could only pull this costume off as a host/ess. There's no way you bend your legs to even get into a vehicle! This guy totally rules, but I don't think I would want to be friends with him for some reason....

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