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In Memorial to Deceased Religious Holidays

Updated on May 29, 2012

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To the Fallen

Over this last St Patrick's Day I was very annoyed by the stupid pinching and antics of what they considered to be a part of the holiday. I asked them what they knew about the day and the response was almost uniformly, "About Ireland I think." So in response to this shameless ignorance and with Easter on its way, I write this obituary to fallen religious holidays.

There are 5 holidays that have been turned from religious worship into shameless commercialism. Please keep in mind that like corporations, commercialism is neither good or evil. Both are soulless and can be used either for good or evil. While I am not opposed to making money, I feel a lot of our social ills is the secularization of religious beliefs and thoughts. But, this is not the focus of my hub today. Rather, I want to memorialize these fallen holidays. For the sake of order, I will start with St Valentines Day and move forward to Christmas in chronological order. These are by all means not conclusive articles on the origins of these holidays. They are brief overviews of them.

Saint Valentine's Day

Date: February 14th

Origins: There are two possible origins for Valentine's Day. The first and more likely of the two is that Valentine was a priest who lived during the 3rd century in Rome. Apparently Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families; therefore, like any good tyrant, he outlawed marriage for young men, so that he could "protect" his crop of possible soldiers. Realizing the injustice of the decree, Valentine defied Claudius and continued to marry young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death. Legend has it that he was tied to a pole and shot to death by archers. Hence the reason one of the symbols of Saint Valentine's Day is a heart with an arrow through it.

The second possible origin is that of a man who was later made a Saint for helping Christians escape harsh prisons where they were often tortured to death. He was martyred eventually. One version of the legend indicates that he was the first to send a "Valentine". While in prison, it is believed that Valentine fell in love with a young girl who visited him during his imprisonment. Before his death, it is said that he wrote her a letter that he signed "From your Valentine," which is still in use today.

The specifics of Saint Valentine is not clear; however, what is evident is that Saint Valentine's Day has changed a lot.

Summary of Purpose: To honor a man who stuck by his convictions and either helped lovers to be together legally and morally, or saved many people from inhuman and gruesome deaths.

What it has Become: A sickly sugary pink holiday that focuses on "love," "romance" and in my humble opinion, sex. Millions of flowers, especially roses, fall victim to this holiday. Candy is sold by the ton (enough to make a quarter of the world diabetic) while a forrest of trees is made into cards that are promptly discarded the next week. Those who don't have a loved on are made very aware of how single they are (which is why I call it Single Awareness Day).

Saint Patrick's Day

Date: March 17th

Origins: Saint Patrick's story is surrounded by legend and myth. He was attributed as the man who brought Christianity to Ireland and cast all poisonous snakes from the island, both apocryphal. The truth of the matter is still very unique. It is believed that Saint Patrick died on March 17th around 460 AD. He was born to wealthy parents in Britain and his father was thought to be a Christian deacon. At the age of about 16 Patrick was captured by Irish raiders who had attacking his family's estate. The raiders took him back to Ireland as a prisoner where he spent six years. Because he was alone and afraid he turned to his faith for comfort and solace. After six years, while watching sheep, Patrick says he heard a voice saying it was time for him to go back to Britain. It is believed that he walked over 200 miles to the Irish coast from where he was being help.

After escaping home to Britain, Patrick says he had a second revelation of an angel in a dream instructing him to return to Ireland as a missionary. Soon after, Patrick began religious training, which lasted more than fifteen years. After his ordination, he was sent to Ireland with two missions: 1) minister to Christians already living in Ireland and 2) begin to convert the rest of the Irish. This of course dispels the myth behind Saint Patrick bringing Christianity to the island.

What can be attributed Saint Patrick is the creation of the Gaelic or Celtic Cross and the use of the Shamrock (the 3 leaf clover) to the use as a Christian symbol in Ireland. Because Patrick was familiar with the Irish language and culture, chose to incorporate traditional rituals and beliefs into his lessons of Christianity instead of attempting to destroy native beliefs. Because most Irish practiced a nature-based pagan religion, Saint Patrick superimposed a sun, a powerful symbol to the natives, onto the Christian cross to create what is now called a Celtic cross, making the veneration of the symbol would seem more natural to the Irish people. He also used the Shamrock to explain the Catholic beliefs of the Holy Trinity. He also incorporated the bonfire into the observance of Easter since the Irish used them as a symbol respect for their gods.

A fun side note, the traditional color of Saint Patrick's Day is blue, not green.

Summary of Purpose: To honor a man who brought civilization and Christianity to Ireland.

What it has Become: An excuse to get drunk and eat corn beef and cabbage. The day is about Ireland, which is fine I suppose... But...


Date: This one is fun! When the Roman emperor, Constantine 1st called the First Council of Nicaea in 325 AD, one of the things the council decided was the date of Easter (or the lack there of). This council unanimously voted that the Easter should be celebrated throughout the Christian world on the first Sunday after the full moon following the vernal equinox; and that if the full moon should occur on a Sunday and thereby coincide with the Passover festival, Easter should be commemorated on the Sunday following. Coincidence of the feasts of Easter and Passover was avoided so as not to confuse the feast days. (Note: Jewish Christian originally celebrated Easter on the Eve of Passover while Western Christian insisted on celebrating the day on Sunday. Thus making the date unfixed.)

Origins: The center of Christianity, no matter what denomination, is Jesus Christ (also referred to as Jesus the Christ). This holiday's origin is most often misunderstood because people sometime think it is the calibration of his death. The fact of the matter is that it is a celebration of his life, but there is much more to this. Atonement is a key word in both Jewish and Christian faiths. To atone is to pay for, make good or reconcile, in this case with God. The saying, "To err is human" is true, but error or imperfection is not good in the sight of God. So what made Christ so important was that he willingly lead a perfect life and then starting in the Garden of Gethsemane, continuing on the Cross and culminating in his resurrection three days after his death his what is know as the Atonement. In this willing sacrifice was sin (error) and death broken so that one day all may rise again and stand before God. Forgiveness, for the first time was open espoused as a means of making society better, but not blind forgiveness. The concept that trying to be a better person can redeem an individual began to replace harsher beliefs. Be you Christian or of another faith, remember, despite abuses by politicians and nations, Christ has changed the world forever. I personally believe him to be the Son of God and that through him I am saved.

The reason for the incorporation of the rabbit and eggs into the holiday are simple. The holiday is about renewal. The spreading Christian faith needed to adopt aspects of other faiths to make their faith more attractive (remember the origins of the Celtic Cross?). Since spring is a time of new life, renewal and to put it bluntly, sex, the rabbit was an obvious choice for fertility and renewal since the produce so quickly. The egg is also a symbol of renewal and life. So there you have it. The Christian holiday is combined with futility cult concepts and then channeled into better analogies. Like it or not, these symbols are a part of the holiday now.

Summary of Purpose: To remind of the Sacrifice Christ made and to help renew faith while celebrating and honoring the Savior of Mankind.

What it has Become: Peeps, chocolate, egg hunts, paisley colors, Easter Bunny, spoiled children and a great toe hold for type 2 Diabetes! You gotta love that sugar!

All Hallow's Eve or Halloween

Date: October 31st (All Hallow's Day November the 1st)

Origins: Originally a Celtic Holiday to celebrate the end of Harvest and the memorial of the past dead, the Holiday was heavily influenced later by the coming of Christianity. The day was later declared as All Saint's Day by Pope Boniface IV. The day was meant to commemorate and honor saints and martyrs. Later the Catholic church made All Souls' Day (Nov 2nd) as a day to remember the dead. The whole thing, October 31th though November 2nd was know as Hallowmas. Halloween is the shortened version of this holiday.

Summary of Purpose: Remember the dead and honor those who have sacrificed to further thier faith and civilization.

What it has Become: A darker extension of Easter. This sugar soaked dietitian's nightmare is somehow been turned into either a celebration of spoiling children by allowing them to think they are entitled to candy, or celebrating evil with stupid and predictable horror flicks and fright fests. Don't get me wrong, I find some of this fun, but it is tiresome at times.


Date: December 25th

Origins: Christmas. Christ's Mass. The calibration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Scholars actually believe that Christ's birth happened around Easter time. The reason for the calibration on December the 25th is because of several pagan religious holidays that celebrated sun gods and the "invocation of" those gods to being back the sun so spring will come soon. Early Christian writers likened the coming of the sun to the coming of Christ. Thus, these winter solstices were combined with Christmas making it easier for Christianity to spread.

Summary of Purpose: Remember the birth of Jesus Christ.

What it has Become: Part four and the finishing touches on spoiling children and creating a fatter, unhealthy world. Spoiled children demanding too expensive gifts they will break and/or forget within a few months. Too much money spent, the lack of thrift or conservation. The good news is that the holiday is still associated with family, giving and helping others and making the world a better place.

Whispers and Ghosts

Some of these holidays have managed to keep their ghosts about remind us few who can hear and see them for their true purposes. Christmas is the strongest of these and Easter is a very distant second. The others are merely mutated and mangled automatons of what they once were.

So next time one of these poor bedraggled holidays limp past you, please take off your proverbial hat and pay your respects to what these holidays truly are meant for. Pass it on to a child or friend, and in this simple way fight that soulless Leviathan known as commercialism.


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      Brian 5 years ago from Utah

      Well smegmasaurus, that may be your opinion, but history shows that that is not the case. Sure there are instances where people have used religion to manipulate and control, but there is far more evidence to show that religion has a very positive influence on humanity. Still, while I disagree with your rather crass sentiments, like Voltaire, I will defend your right to say it with my life. God bless you my friend!

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      Smegmasaurus 5 years ago

      "There are 5 holidays that have been turned from religious worship into shameless commercialism." - Good! Anything that undermines religion is a step in the right direction for humanity. I say turn the Bible into a comic strip!

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      6238 5 years ago

      that was cool all i read that was the best thing


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      Brian 6 years ago from Utah

      Well, Labor Day, Veterans' Day and Thanksgiving aren't religious holidays although Thanksgiving could be considered such. I may do a hub on holiday origins though. I could have some fun with a hub on a variety of different holidays and how and when they are celebrated around the world. Hmmm... So many ideas and so little time. Thanks for your comment frogyfish!

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      frogyfish 6 years ago from Central United States of America

      Blue St. Patricks, huh? Interesting. Did miss Labor Day, Veterans' Day, Thanksgiving...a couple others. How about another hub including those smaller holiday celebrations?

      Very interesting read!

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      li7218 8 years ago

      This is a great hub. I love history and find it really amazing to look back on what a holiday, such as Valentines day, once was and what it is today. It really is interesting how things can end up totally twisted as time progresses

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      brad4l 9 years ago from USA

      This is a great hub. I love history and find it really amazing to look back on what a holiday, such as Valentines day, once was and what it is today. It really is interesting how things can end up totally twisted as time progresses.