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Printable Pumpkin Poop Poem for Halloween

Updated on September 19, 2011

Printable Pumpkin Poop Poem

Add a Pumpkin Poop Poem to Candy for a Halloween Gag

Do your kids love pumpkin poop? No, I'm not talking about those ooey, gooey, gross guts inside the pumpkin. I'm talking about tasty candy "poop." Don't know what that is? For those of you who aren't familiar with pumpkin poop, it's merely a silly way of turning ordinary candy corn into a fun Halloween gag gift. Kids love it!

Making pumpkin poop is a simple two-step process. Here's how:

1. Fill plastic bags with candy corn.
2. Attach a copy of the printable poop poem to the bags.

That's it! Suddenly a boring bag of candy becomes a fun gift.

You can also use this same concept to make ghost poop using white chocolate chips or mini marshmallows, bat poop using any small chocolate candies, or scarecrow poop using Reese's Pieces. For any of these variations, you can use the following poem by changing the word "ghost" to "scarecrow" or "bat," depending on your preference.

I hear that you've been playing tricks,
So listen, here's the scoop.
I've run out of tasty candy treats,
So instead you get ghost poop!

You can also find other variations of the pumpkin poop poem online or write a new version yourself. It's a silly way to have fun at Halloween!

How to Print the Pumpkin Poop Poem

To get a copy of the illustrated poem shown here, which includes a trail of candy corn pumpkin poop behind the jack-o-lantern, right click on the image below and choose "Save Image As..." if you use Firefox or "Save Picture As...." if you use Internet Explorer. After you save the image to your computer, you can print out single copies in this size or copy and paste four into a Microsoft Word document and print several at once.

Right Click to Save the Printable Pumpkin Poop Poem

Right click and save this image to your computer. You can then print one at a time or copy and paste several into a Word document and print them on one sheet.
Right click and save this image to your computer. You can then print one at a time or copy and paste several into a Word document and print them on one sheet.

What Do You Think of The Printable Pumpkin Poop Poem?

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    • Just Ask Susan profile image

      Susan Zutautas 

      6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL!!! How cute! I saw an article the other day on how to make a candy treat called Pumpkin Poop :)

    • Minnetonka Twin profile image

      Linda Rogers 

      6 years ago from Minnesota

      This is such a funny and creative way to give out Halloween Candy. Thank you for sharing this cute and informative hub. I already down loaded the image and poem. Voted up ++++ and sharing.

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      8 years ago

      don't you love halloween

    • LABrashear profile image


      8 years ago from My Perfect Place, USA

      FUN! I love this. Thanks for sharing!

    • pongogirl2 profile image

      Jasmine Pena 

      8 years ago from California, USA

      love the poem so funny and great:)

    • Reynold Jay profile image

      Reynold Jay 

      8 years ago from Saginaw, Michigan

      The header caught my attention and them I found a whole new thing here! You have this laid out beautifully and it is easy to understand. Keep up the great HUBS. I must give this an “Up ONE and awesome.” I'm always your fan! RJ

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