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Reeling In The Years 2020 to 2025: New Years Predictions

Updated on September 28, 2019

Future Tense

Many mystics try their hand at predicting the future. I prefer to take some emerging trends from the current year and extrapolate out a decade or so.


The death penalty will be enforced for the following crimes:

  1. Criticizing the president of the United States
  2. Insulting a recognized religion
  3. Objecting to the president’s power to declare which religions shall be recognized
  4. Criticizing the idea of Climate Change
  5. Criticizing Socialism
  6. Possessing a copy of any version of the King James Bible
  7. Distributing any version of the King James Bible
  8. Quoting from any version of the King James Bible.

The practice of all forms of orthodox, conservative Christianity is hate speech and is punishable by death.

Only New Christians who worship according to the New Socialist Government Bible are permitted to call themselves Christians.

And as it is written in the New Bible:

God, in Her infinite wisdom gave humankind but two gifts. The first was homosexuality. The second was the ability to fight Climate Change.

Dead Ball

American Football will be banned for the following reasons

  1. Concussions
  2. Injuries that make standing difficult
  3. Injuries that make walking difficult
  4. Injuries that make using one's hands or fingers difficult
  5. Lawsuits

The Fix Is In

A congressional investigation will reveal that all professional sports games were fixed via bribes, threats or intimidation. The following were actively bribed in all professional sports

  1. Referees
  2. Judges
  3. Coaches
  4. Players

Almost any inexplicable game turned out to be influenced by bribery. And so, yes, that’s why the football coach called for nothing but passes when he knew the running game could not fail. He was bribed, threatened and intimidated.

Dear Leader!

The leader of North Korea has himself cloned 100 times. In an attempt to live forever, he continually harvested the organs of his clones and installed them in his body. He did manage to live 200 years in this way.

We Don't Need No Stinking Badges!

Once the laws that prohibited the display of identification when voting were made universal, radical Islamists walked across the southern border and took over every state that had a population below one million people without firing a shot. The radicals voted for radical write-in candidates and Sharia Law. And then the beheadings of Christians (both the hidden, underground KJV Christians and the New Socialist Christians) and atheists began.

Cannibal Zombies

The many world quantum theory was found to be correct. The radical theory that those many worlds interact with ours was also proved to be correct. One of those universes was populated by zombie cannibals. They came literally out of nowhere and ate everyone in North Korea before they could be stopped. Or, truth be told, before anybody bothered to stop them.

Fashion Boyz

All skinny, boyish runway fashion models were revealed to be boys.

Executive Commandments!

Barack Hussein Obama uses executive orders to make every citizen of India a citizen of the US. Then Obama convinces the people of India to create and ratify an amendment to the constitution to make Barack Hussein Obama God King of America for as long as he lives.

Obama also uses executive orders to confiscate all cars, houses, and money and give them to Mexico.

Someone opined that there were no limits of Executive Orders. At least, so that wag said, none that were written, implicit, explicit, expressed or implied. The president, who did not realize that the "limitless" comment was meant as a political joke, said the following to all his political opponents: We have decided that you are a "useless eater" and that you have no right to exist. Re-eduction was swift and final.


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    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago

      Thanks for dropping by Patricia. It is not hard to find people who wish to make certain current behaviors and beliefs illegal and who wish to institute beliefs and behaviors that most Americans do not currently follow.

      Have blessed day!

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from North Central Florida

      Hoping against hope that the tide is turned and wisdom prevails.

      You have some interesting thoughts here for sure....some may be much closer to the truth than we would wish to think

      Angels are once again on the way to you poetryman ps

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago

      Thanks for dropping by Shyron!

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      Shyron E Shenko 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Obama also uses executive orders to confiscate all cars, houses, and money and give them to Mexico??? I don't think he will be president by 2025, lol.

      funny concept.

      Take care friend.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago

      Suze, Nell, Prasetio30, and Jan, thanks for dropping by and sharing a few laughs.

      There's not a chance in the world that any of this stuff could happen....

      Or is there?

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      Janis Leslie Evans 

      5 years ago from Washington, DC

      Hilarious, chuckling all the way through this look into 2025. The jaded, wry predictions give a twisted lens into our culture. Thanks for the Friday night laughs. Voted funny and interesting.

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      5 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Very inspiring hub. Thanks for sharing with us. Voted up and have a nice weekend!

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      Nell Rose 

      5 years ago from England

      Lol! well, there you go! now that would be a funny world wouldn't it? er, maybe not, seems that way now! oh yes, that's just England!

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL !

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago

      Audrey of course the world would be better if everyone concentrated on peace. But this still cannot overcome the fact that what Putin or ISIS or North Korea or Iran regard as peace is probably very, very different from that garden of sweetness and light you are thinking of. ISIS for instance would want to what your religion was and for women, ISIS would have a very definite view of what you need to wear to bring about "peace".

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      Audrey Hunt 

      5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      The world certainly needs some changes made, for the better. If every single person concentrated on peace I wonder what would happen? Even better, just living the commandment to 'love one-another' would bring about significant changes. Thanks, poetryman6969. Audrey

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago

      Torrilyn the world changes a little every day. Thanks for dropping by. Stay strong!

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      5 years ago

      If the world were to change in such ways than I am afraid for all of humanity. :) thanks for the concept... It really made me think.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago

      teaches12345 let's hope things do turn out better. Have a blessed day!

      Thanks for dropping by Sandy. Let us hope that technology is used for good.

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      Sandy Mertens 

      5 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      This is an interesting concept if it would happen like that.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago

      tobusiness, sorry about the rocket plane thing. The history of space flight is littered with failure. But still we must go on.

      I am looking for the self replicating robots to make space all nice and comfy for us then we will use that Star Trek teleportation idea and beam ourselves to the stars.

      The alternative viewpoint is we won't go anywhere physically because we will be brains in a jar or simulations in a computer. Instead, we will send out representations of our consciousness to meet and greet aliens in distance galaxies.

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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      I pray that we will see a better future for mankind. Unless things change, we may see some of these predictions come true. God help us all!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Maybe another planet that is capable of sustain life will be found by 2025. I was hoping to hitch a ride on the Branson rocket plane, but looks like I'll have to wait for the rapture. :) A rather interesting look at the future.


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