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Snowman Poop Poem

Updated on June 26, 2011

Snowman Poop is a Fun Christmas Gag Gift

Here's a quick and easy gag gift to make for your friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who has been on your Naughty list this year (or even those who've been Nice!). It's easy and fun. And kids love it!

Simply take a plasticĀ Ziploc-type bagĀ and fill it with mini marshmallows, popcorn, Hershey's Hugs, or any small white candies. If you'd like. you can also add some white sprinkles. Then attach one of the "snowman poop" poems below and deliver to your Naughty list recipient.

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Snowman Poop Poems

Snowman Poop Poem #1
This is the snowman poop poem that seems to be most common on the web. It's short, funny, and lets the recipient know that this gift is because they've been naughty.

I hear that you've been naughty.
So listen, here's the scoop.
Instead of getting coal this year,
You're getting snowman poop!

Snowman Poop Poem (Santa's viewpoint)
This variation is very similar to the poem above, but it's worded as if it's written by Santa Claus.

I heard that you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
So here's some snowman poop!

Snowman Poop (Sweet Dreams Version)
This poop poem is a bit longer and abandons the idea that the recipient is getting snowman poop as a punishment. In fact, in this version, the sweet treat also promises sweet dreams.

In the cold of winter when snow arrives,
The snowmen dance and feel alive.
If you follow in their tracks,
You'll find little droppings from their cracks.
Round and white, so sweet and light,
Eat one or two for sweet dreams tonight!

Snowman Poop (Sweet Dreams Version #2)

In this version of the poem, the recipient is again getting snowman poop as a punishment, but they can still have sweet dreams.

Santa came and went last night
Traveling on his worldwide loop.
Because you weren't so good this year
You get no coal, just snowman poop.
Round and white, tasty and light
Eat some for sweet dreams tonight!

Snowman Poop (Santa Stocking Version)
This variation works well for snowman poop that is left in someone's Christmas stocking.

Santa looked at his list,
Even checked it twice.
And he's seen that you've not been very nice.
Since coal's so expensive, here's the scoop -
Santa's filling your stocking
with snowman poop.

Snowman Poo
You better watch out, you better not cry. Santa's watching and bringing "poo" instead of "poop."

He knows that you've been bad -
Santa's always watching you.
So all you get for Christmas
is this snowman poo.

Will Santa Be Bringing You Snowman Poop This Year?

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      dohn121 7 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

      Geez, looks like I'm going to be buying boxes of ziploc bags and various candies for X-Mas this year! I really do like this idea! Thanks!

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      christine almaraz 7 years ago from colorado springs

      greatttttt!

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      rios65 7 years ago from Lowell

      I thought that was really cute poem. I better be careful or I just might get snowman poop too for Christnas. lol

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      Drew Breezzy 7 years ago from somewhere in my mind

      Haha silly and funny

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      bob 7 years ago

      this is perfect for a pradical joke

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      Info Help 7 years ago from Chicago

      Great hub for some funny gifts! Thanks for sharing!

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      bozzie123 7 years ago

      ok ;)

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      pddm67 7 years ago from Queens, New York

      Luv it! Will be passing out some "Snowman Poop" this year. The kids will definitely get a kick out of it ;-) Rock on!

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      sytor 7 years ago

      fab thanks!

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      Curious Jen 7 years ago from Canada/Nicaragua

      This is a great idea. I live in Nicaragua now so we are short on snowmen. If I every spend another Christmas back in Canada I hope to remember to give out some poop.

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      readytoescape 7 years ago from Central Florida

      Lisa,

      I thought your Hub was pretty funny. I plan on putting this great gift in more than a few stockings. Here is My Verse. But I’m giving you credit, so when shopping I go, I won’t have to sweat it.

      I watched you last year

      And I saw you’re a snoop

      You thought you got away

      Without us knowing this Scoop

      I told my elves

      And their a faithful Troop

      So your package is wrapped clear

      With a bright green ribbon loop

      So this year when we load

      Santa’s shiny red coupe

      I’ll know just where to reach

      As over your house I swoop

      Slam dunking your gift

      Down the Chimney like a hoop

      So don’t light a fire

      In the hearth of your Coop

      If you do your gonna melt

      Your Gift, Snowman Poop

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      Loralie Lyndon 7 years ago from USA

      What a cute and funny idea! Thanks for the great hub.

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      kstew 7 years ago

      Very cute and so sneaky!! haha I know someone who will be getting Snowman poop this christmas :)

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      NaomiR 7 years ago from New York

      LOL, love it!

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      agaglia 7 years ago

      A little bit funny. I have seen this snow man poop you write about. Tasty if you don't think of it coming out the wrong end.

      You researched your article well.

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      jpdennis 7 years ago

      One of my teachers used to collect fake poop. So I got her some snowman poop. The poem was much easier to remember (memorize)...it was:

      You've been bad so here's the scoop.

      All you get for Christmas is Snowman poop!

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      Barbara Eisenberg 7 years ago from Titusville

      Too cute!

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      marygarrison 7 years ago

      This is hilarious! Thanks for the stocking stuffer idea. My 12 year old boy will love it!

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      Paul Scanlon 7 years ago from Birmingham, UK

      lol :-)

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      swenneberg 7 years ago

      This is so cool! I will be pulling this one over on my kids this year! Thank you for the idea!

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      lolo 7 years ago

      hey i think it was good 1 day ago i had 2 parts of snowmen poop

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      lacy 7 years ago

      hey i love it but it makes me feel it is kind of wrong :.)

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      lilmnstr 7 years ago from Phoenix, AZ

      I did a bunch of these for party favors at my christmas party, it was great!

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      Money Glitch 7 years ago from Texas

      LOL, O.k. this sounds like fun as long as the snowman poop doesn't look to yucky :) the poems are really unique!

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      Dorothy Cooper 7 years ago from Deltona Fl

      haha i like this idea

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      Betty Reid 7 years ago from Texas

      I saw these at a holiday fair one year. I think it's pretty funny.

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      Cindy Letchworth 7 years ago from Midwest, U.S.A.

      Now I've heard everything.....cute idea for sure.

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      khmohsin 7 years ago

      So, its too easy to make a snowman poop, having great fun really very attractive with childrens.

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      lauralolita 7 years ago from Florida

      Snowman Poop. Classic. :)

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      zzron 7 years ago from Houston, TX.

      Really neato.

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      chicken_nugget_happymeal! 6 years ago

      the person who wrote the REALLY long poem up near the top, that is waaaaay too many rhymes for poop! and its really really cheesy. take it down a noch will ya?!

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      Snowman Ribbon 6 years ago

      I love these, great job people!

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      Ribbon 6 years ago

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      mari gonzz 5 years ago

      it so for my preschoolers

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      mari gonzz 5 years ago

      i forgot to write a word . It so cool for my preschoolers

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      angie 4 years ago

      Very surprised to see "my" and yes I wrote it, poem on here for Snowman Poop. I used to sell these at bazaars and just happened to look on line to see what other variation of these "little" gifts are out there. Well, who ever posted it, thank you! I wrote this about 10yrs ago :o)

      Santa looked at his list,

      Even checked it twice.

      And he's seen that you've not been very nice.

      Since coal's so expensive, here's the scoop -

      Santa's filling your stocking

      with snowman poop.

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