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The Twelve Ballistics of Christmas

Updated on August 18, 2016

On the first day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the second day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

two laser guns and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the third day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

five burning ant hills!

Four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

six nasty gas bombs,

five burning ant hills!

Four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

seven tsunami waves, six nasty gas bombs,

five burning ant hills!

Four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

eight trained constrictors, seven tsunami waves, six nasty gas bombs,

five burning ant hills!

Four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

nine mutant penguins, eight trained constrictors, seven tsunami waves, six nasty gas bombs,

five burning ant hills!

Four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

ten wrecking cranes, nine mutant penguins, eight trained constrictors, seven tsunami waves, six nasty gas bombs,

five burning ant hills!

Four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

eleven poison pizzas, ten wrecking cranes, nine mutant penguins, eight trained constrictors, seven tsunami waves, six nasty gas bombs,

five burning ant hills!

Four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my henchman stole for me,

twelve rabid candles, eleven poison pizzas, ten wrecking cranes, nine mutant penguins, eight trained constrictors, seven tsunami waves, six nasty gas bombs,

five burning ant hills!

Four lethal spears, three spike strips, two laser guns, and a jet to drop the ultimate bomb.

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