Kooky Hats for Christmas
Hold on to your hats, kiddies! Christmas is here!
With Christmas quickly approaching, why not get into the spirit by dawning a wacky Christmas hat? It's not as silly as it seems; in fact, it's a tradition! Look at Santa's elves with their green hats with bells; or how about the big man himself and that iconic red toboggan. If these pillars of the season wear holiday hats, then it's GOT to be cool... right?
So why not take their example and grab a fun hat of your own this year. And while your at it, get one for a friend too! They make fantastic gifts! Below, I have great selection of eye-catching head-wear that will make whoever wears them the life of all the parties. When people see you wearing these babies, you're guaranteed to become the talk of the town (one way or another). Enjoy!
Light-Up Christmas Turkey Hat
Perfect for Christmas OR Thanksgiving (or your next Friends marathon), this mouthwatering turkey hat will make tummies rumble and vegans grumble while you're sporting it around the family dinner table.
Santa Chimney Hat
Anticipating Christmas? Got Santa stuck in the brain? Well, why not express this not-so-subtle hat which perfectly symbolizes your thoughts with an actual Santa who is wedged in the chimney of your mind?
Santa Claus Beard Beanie
Have a very merry hipster Christmas with this beanie/Santa beard. This is great for that cynical, skateboarding teenager in your life who wants to express his or her holiday spirit in a true, rebellious (semi-Collin Farrell) fashion.
Buy at: Stupid.com for $29.99.
Elf Hat with Ears
Whether you're trying to keep warm, trying to look cool, or trying to win the annual Christmas party costume contest, you can't go wrong with this Elf hat with ears. Wear with discretion though -- your friends may actually believe you're an Elf.
Elf Hat with Jingle Bell
You can't go wrong with the classics! This Elf hat is the real deal, just like the ones Santa's actual little helpers wear!
Sequin Sheen Santa Hat
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean that you can't party like Travolta! With this sleek and shiny Santa hat you'll be bringing disco back -- holiday style!
Not getting enough of that Christmas lovin' this year? Well you're in luck! This mistletoe comes with a well-placed suction cup which allows you to easily attach it to your forehead for kisses anytime. Simply walk up to the person you adore with this ornament dangling seductively from your cranium and they'll have no other choice but to smack that kisser. It's the rules -- Says so in the Bible.
Reindeer Antlers Headband
If you thought the Mistletoe hat made you horny, wait til you get a load of this sucker!
[NOTE: For any children reading this, "horny" means "delightfully enriched with holiday cheer" ;)]
Santa Hat with Leopard Print Trim
Put the sexy back in Christmas with this foxy, sultry leopard print Santa hat for women (or flamboyant men). Ooh la la!
Army Camouflage Santa Hat
All you maggots listen up and listen good! I'll only say this once! Christmas is a time for joy! A time for holiday cheer! A time for love! Togetherness! Kindness toward your fellow man! But more than anything else, Christmas is a time for staying alert and being covert! You never know what kind of trouble will be lurking around the corner this year, so be prepared! With this camo Christmas hat Santa Claus will never see you coming!
Now gimme 20!
Santa Drinking Hat
It's my firm belief that this is EXACTLY what Santa wears on December 26, while he's laying back, watching TV, and getting a foot rub from Mrs. Claus while rethinking his hectic life.
Buy at: Stupid.com for $12.99
Light Up Christmas Tree Hat
Perhaps the most ostentatious head-wear on the list, this fully functional, light-up Christmas tree hat is sure to get you noticed, no matter where you are! Best of all, when you're not wearing it, it also makes a great decorative item!
Santa Cowboy Hat
Yee-haw! We ain't forgot all y'all fellers and fillies down there in the south either, no sir! With this here Santa-styled cowboy hat, you'll have all the cowpokes on this side of the Rio Grande weepin' there eyes in envy this Christmas!
Bah Humbug! Scrooge Santa Hat
Know some Scrooge who can't stand the holidays? Not so happy about them yourself? Well, this is the hat to get. Not only does it give Christmas the proverbial finger in text form, but to add insult to injury it dampens the holiday spirit with a depressing black coloring as well.
(also ideal for goth and emo kids!)
Santa Scarf Hat
Stay warm, stylish, festive, and cute this holiday season with this fashionable Santa hat/Scarf combo!
Red and White Swirl Stovepipe Hat
It may seem a little Cat In The Hat-ish, sure, but this peppermint swirl stovepipe hat is pure Christmas all the way.
That's right! We've not forgotten about you Chanukah celebrators either! With this splendid Menorah hat, the kosher guys and gals get to proudly join in the holiday, funny-hat-wearing festivities too!