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Adult Halloween Costumes and Humor

Updated on October 31, 2014
Halloween - NOT just for Kids!
Halloween - NOT just for Kids! | Source

Adult Halloween Costumes & Humor's NOT just for kids anymore.

Looking for creative Halloween costume ideas for adults?

*Funny Adult Costumes

*Creative Couples Costumes

*Hilarious Halloween Humor

*Humor and Halloween Jokes for Adults

*Rated R Halloween Costume Ideas

Need adult Halloween costume ideas? Funny couples costumes?

DIY simple adult Halloween costume ideas?

You'll find it all here and more. Enjoy! Adults only.

Below are photos of some of the most bizarre and funny adult costumes you will find anywhere. Scroll through and then VOTE for your favorite below.

'Free Mammogram'

'Free Mammogram'
'Free Mammogram'

One Night Stand

One Night Stand
One Night Stand

NOT a Hotdog! You figure it out!

NOT a Hotdog! You figure it out!
NOT a Hotdog! You figure it out!

Labor Day

Labor Day
Labor Day

The Hooter Girls

The Hooter Girls
The Hooter Girls

Sheep Molester

Sheep Molester
Sheep Molester

Which of the above costumes would YOU vote to be the best laugh outloud funniest?

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Poll: YOUR Favorite Funny Costume?

You be the judge.

Of all the costumes above,

which gets YOUR pick

for THE best





How to Save on Halloween Candy

How to Make LOL Halloween Yard Art

How to Make a Pumpkin Pie

How to Make a Pumpkin Pie
How to Make a Pumpkin Pie

TWISTER Costume! DIY Costume LOL

The Spice Rack - LOL DIY Costume

Nice rack!
Nice rack! | Source

Peter Pan - Best DIY Costume!

Creative Halloween Costume Ideas for Adults

Simple DO it Yourself (DIY) costume ideas you can create yourself in a snap!

Even more costume ideas you can likely create quickly on the fly, with little to no need to go shopping:

  • Tie Salesman - Got a closet full of ties? Wear 'em ALL & go to the party as a tie salesman. No, don't wear 'em all, just the tackiest ties ya hardly ever wear anyway, in case ya spill some beer or someone wants one. No ties? No problem. Just dig into Grandpa's tie collection or your Mr. GQ buddy with lots of ties. Or just go to your neighborhood thrift shop - they always have a collection of discarded ties that are cheap, some totally tacky & hilarious. Presto - creative costume done!
  • Guys, a 'chick magnet'?' Really, I saw this done once & it was hilarious! Grab some magazines with images of HOT babes & cut a bunch of them out and then simply attach them all over your clothing. Then make a pin or even a quick sign of some kind to wear around your neck that says 'chick magnet'. SURE to bring laughs.
  • Just go as a fan of your favorite sports team. Geez, most guys have a collection of shirts, hats, jackets & such with their fave team LOGO. Just wear it all. OK, not the most creative, yet it works in a pinch.
  • Surfer Dude Got a Hawaii shirt? Cool, then find a lei and go get laid. Done!
  • "God's Gift to Women" Cut holes in a box for arms & head. Decorate it with gift wrap and a note that says: 'For YOU from God'
  • TWISTER Game LOL ===>>>
  • 50 Shades of Grey ==> SO funny and SO simple. Just go the the paint department at your local hardware store and get a whole bunch of those free paint chip sample cards in shades of grey. Staple them on to a t-shirt and... VOILA! SURE to bring smiles. You of course could also wear grey and carry along some supplies like whips, chains, handcuffs... maybe make a sign saying '50 Shades of Grey' or just write it on your shirt with marker. Or not and make them guess. FUN!
  • No costume? Just make a sign that says Nudist on Strike and off you go wearing the sign around your neck and any clothing ya like. Done! ...and sure to get smiles.
  • The Spice Rack =====>>>> Grab a big ass bra, put it on and fill that sucker with spices. Nice rack! LOL on anyone but funniest on a guy, dontcha think?
  • Waldo Red and white long striped sleeved shirt, red hat & glasses - Instant Waldo!
  • Bank Robber Just wear all black (or black & white stripes), black mask and stocking cap. Carry a money bag.
  • Carmen San Diego - Long overcoat, hat and carry a globe
  • Rosie the Riveter Red with white polka dots head kerchief and DONE!
  • Red Riding Hood - Red cape with hood? Done.
  • Last but NOT least, check out how Peter Pan won the best costume award! ===>

Trick or Treat in DC

Trick or Treat in DC
Trick or Treat in DC

A TUTU for You Too? Hilarious Costume Accessory

A tutu can be a pretty hilarious costume for an adult, or an accessory.

Click the link and find a huge selection of tutus in all shapes, color & sizes.

One of the funniest costumes I ever saw was a guy wearing a tutu... big dude, too - and get this he was Reverend Desmond Tutu! Looked just like the Reverend from the waist up, then the pink tutu down under. LOL!

Think twice on that fire hydrant costume. - Here's why...

Halloween Riddles for You

Adult Halloween Humor Quickies

Question: Why don't witches ever have babies?

Answer #1:

Because Warlocks have hollow weenies.

Answer #2:

Because their husbands have crystal balls

What happens when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?

You get a c*ck that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Like this Adult Costume Collection? - Shout OUT!

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    • CrossCreations profile imageAUTHOR

      Carolan Ross 

      5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      @anonymous: OMG, just peeked... "guy has to be a real douche bag to wear this" YUP! Funny but over the top, would take an avalanche of nerve to wear such a thing, don't think I'd wanna be there.

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      5 years ago

      Girl, you should see what people are saying about that vagina costume on Pinterest... LOL

    • Gypzeerose profile image

      Rose Jones 

      5 years ago

      Funny lens - you made me smile!

    • CrossCreations profile imageAUTHOR

      Carolan Ross 

      5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      @Elle-Dee-Esse: Thanks, had a blast collecting them.

    • CrossCreations profile imageAUTHOR

      Carolan Ross 

      5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      @KimGiancaterino: Oh yes of course, adults only! You were warned. *wink*

    • Elle-Dee-Esse profile image

      Lynne Schroeder 

      5 years ago from Blue Mountains Australia

      These adult costumes are definitely creative

    • KimGiancaterino profile image


      5 years ago

      Wow ... some of these costumes are pretty extreme. Adult parties only!

    • Frischy profile image


      6 years ago from Kentucky, USA

      Wow. I have never seen a costume like these.

    • Virginia Allain profile image

      Virginia Allain 

      6 years ago from Central Florida

      I had to giggle a bit.

    • Wendy L Henderson profile image

      Wendy Henderson 

      6 years ago from PA

      cute costumes.

    • andreaberrios lm profile image

      andreaberrios lm 

      7 years ago

      Way too funny!

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      7 years ago

      These are funny.

    • EMangl profile image


      7 years ago

      funny collection :-)

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      Heather Burns 

      7 years ago from Wexford, Ireland

      My husband wants the sheep molester or the mammogram one, he cannot decide! Hilarious!

    • TheGoodSource101 profile image


      8 years ago

      BaaBaaa NOOOOO MORE Cowboy! Funny!

      Great Lens!

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      9 years ago

      Thank you for the laughs. Love your lens.

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      capriliz lm 

      9 years ago

      This is very funny! I also lensrolled you to

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      momto4 lm 

      9 years ago

      Thanks! I needed a good laugh today! Funny lens! I'll have to show this to my husband. He'll love these!

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      luvmyludwig lm 

      9 years ago

      this is too funny!

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      9 years ago

      Oh my, this one should have come with a Warning. Now how am I going to get the spewed coffee off of my computer screen? *****

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      Sandy Mertens 

      9 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      Oh my!!! LOL

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      Leanne Chesser 

      9 years ago

      Oh, this is great! Really funny.

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      Holley Web 

      9 years ago

      Some of these are hilarious! Wow!

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      9 years ago

      Congratulations! You've been SquidBoo Blasted. Happy Halloween!


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