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NAUGHTY Adult Costumes 2013

Updated on November 2, 2012

Win 'em over with a laugh.

Show everyone you have a naughty side with a hilarious adult costume this Halloween! There are a ton of terrible costumes out there that are either gory or boring and those will get you nowhere when trying to appear attractive to a potential suitor. The best way to draw someone's attention is by making someone laugh.

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Sexy costumes
Sexy costumes

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Big Banana. - Mens banana costumes are sure to delight any fruit lover.

This is one bad banana! This banana costume has let go of his inhibitions by peeling himself below the belt. His face obviously shows how happy he is about this notion. This is like the "peanut butter jelly time" banana man, but this banana takes it one step further. Pair this up with some maracas and show everyone you're one wild fruit!

More Funny Food Costumes

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Deluxe BananaBananaLimeTequilaTaco
Deluxe Banana
Deluxe Banana
Banana
Banana
Lime
Lime
Tequila
Tequila
Taco
Taco

The plug goes with the socket. - Funny couples costumes let everyone know you both have a playful side.

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Even if you're not looking to meet anyone new this Halloween, take the opportunity to show everyone that you're a fun-loving couple with a great sense of humor. There are a lot of costumes out there to help any couple to be funny and suggestive at the same time. Couples costumes are themed as a pair so everyone will know they belong together.

More Couples Costumes

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Adam and EveBabiesBacon and EggsMr. & Mrs. Potato Heads
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve
Babies
Babies
Bacon and Eggs
Bacon and Eggs
Mr. & Mrs. Potato Heads
Mr. & Mrs. Potato Heads

Have a royal night. - Always use protection.

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There won't be a question whether you use protection when you go AS protection. This giant condom costume is a hilarious way to show everyone that you take protection seriously. You won't gain points for being subtle with this costume, but that's alright, because they'll be laughing so hard they will forget all about subtlety.

Some more lecherous costumes

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Beer mugDonutWeenieBeer "Girl"Whoopie
Beer mug
Beer mug
Donut
Donut
Weenie
Weenie
Beer "Girl"
Beer "Girl"
Whoopie
Whoopie

Who has two thumbs and gives free breathalyzer tests? This guy! - Perfect for a designated driver costume!

Most adult parties are going to have drinking, so what better inanimate object to go as than a breathalyzer? This costume has a suggestively placed tube where people are encouraged to blow their alcohol-laced breath. Are you a sober driver at the party? Then this is the costume for you!

More Costume Ideas

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A "Knight" to rememberDouble OccupancyFire extinguisherFrank the FlasherRub the Genie's Lamp
A "Knight" to remember
A "Knight" to remember
Double Occupancy
Double Occupancy
Fire extinguisher
Fire extinguisher
Frank the Flasher
Frank the Flasher
Rub the Genie's Lamp
Rub the Genie's Lamp

Latest NAUGHTY Costumes for Adults

This little guy is heading into uncharted waters. - Men's funny costumes like this one are an instant ice breaker.

Vagina costume
Vagina costume

This hilarious costume is an allusion to a female body part, and once they figure it out, they'll be on the floor laughing! The only thing you have to wonder is how an outdoorsy guy found his way into a pink canoe! And where is he going anyway? Someplace nice, I hope.

Shocking! - This hilarious costume for men shows everyone your signature move!

Shocker costume
Shocker costume

When you go in this shocker costume, you'll show all the ladies your favorite move in the bedroom! This shocker costume is going to be the talk of the party, because they've never seen anything quite like it. This is a unique, dirty, but most of all funny costume for Halloween.

She's the big winner! - Women want naughty costumes, too!

Womens funny costumes
Womens funny costumes

Alright ladies, the boys don't get to have all the fun with these naughty costumes! Here is a fantastic choice for a womens adult costume, because it makes you look like the sure-fire winner of a wet t-shirt contest. I can guarantee you'll catch some glances this Halloween when you wear this women's funny costume.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I'm amazed that people actually have the guts to wear these. Funny stuff.

    • michellemuggli profile image

      michellemuggli 5 years ago

      Who has two thumbs and likes this lens? This girl. Awesome ideas!

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      daveresch 6 years ago

      Good stuff. I've seen a few others lately that you could add, too!

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      RobGrawberger 6 years ago

      Awesome costumes. Some great ideas for next year

    • george185 lm profile image

      george185 lm 6 years ago

      Those are some pretty funny costumes.

    • Mrmakingusmile LM profile image

      Mrmakingusmile LM 6 years ago

      Very funny. Thanks for making me smile.

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      Tarra99 6 years ago

      Funny...thanks for sharing...and thanks for visiting my Steampunk Jewelry lens...I appreciate it!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      You made me laugh with this one, thank you for creating it.

      Naughty, naughty costumes! ~ lol

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      ZablonMukuba 6 years ago

      these are too funny, am going to get one of them