I'll be the Candy Man, as usual. Last year I ran out of candy and started handing out dollar bills until I ran out of those too. I can't believe all the kids that showed up in my neighborhood. Most of them I never saw before. I wear the same costume every year. I use black face paint on one side and gold face paint on the other and paste a hypocylcloid to my forehead. Let me tell you, I scare the hell out of any Browns fans that happen to stray by.
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